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Duck Dynasty: Top Moments of Season 2

Duck Dynasty: Top Moments of Season 2
oh that's a good one where's sadie uh i think she went out to go get something to eat we just ate i ain't got time to keep up with your daughter something going on here nothing these guys aren't looking me in the eye i've seen it before that usually means willie's and get really angry nobody seen sadie nope where's psy it's on like donkey kong um did you see that sign said 35 what about you're going oh that's just a suggestion there's three rules you need to know about first of all three to nine on the steering wheel hands at three o'clock and nine o'clock you sure about that oh yeah yep number two is established dominance the key to driving is hey you always be on offense defense no they not defensively no and then number three always have ice and tea on hand to keep refreshed let me get a little refill to see here oh all right main thing is how you pay attention to people around you because i'm telling you hey people are crazy you know like right here these pedestrians you know if i hadn't been paying attention hey i'll kill both of them properly driving ain't that hard is it no i think i'm really learning something right in vietnam though look here kids drive they start driving about seven years old so driving is not a big thing and nom they let kids drive when they're seven years old you know i wat i watched a grizzly bear drive a scooter hey they got bears driving they got dogs driving i get them on a little motor mopad i've seen a man with faith on the backside of his head drive a a a little small scooter it's ridiculous hey dad what are you doing hey i'm doing you a favor i'm teaching your daughter there how to drive did you learn anything i learned pedestrians need to watch out pedestrians and then we need to watch out it's a dangerous world out there oh my gosh that's a good road that's not a good rule and we're back with willie robertson from the

duck

commander how you doing man man it's good to be here doing great well it's good to have you on the show today if anybody wants to call in and talk to willy or psy y'all give us a call it's just me he's just here hey mountain man we got a call on line one for you z country is a mountain man joe hey yeah i've got a question for willy what was your best

duck

hunting

season

probably hands down like four years ago yeah i remember the time me and him went and hey we didn't kill any ducks and he cried that's not true sure it is hey it's radio it's like nascar figure skating they only watch it to see the crash we were 19 years old that's a lie maybe my eyes are watered no you have to give the audience what they want and look i'm giving them what they want we're not here to talk about me crying i wasn't crying there was no crying there was no crying the caller's still on the phone now he thinks you're a cry baby i reck did i just get zing by mountain man well it looks like we got another caller online too here how can i help you today well i have a question for psy that's what i'm talking about okay do you have any other good willy stories oh yeah right one time he got so mad he threw his shotgun in the water i'm gonna kill him hey he's telling lies to tons and uh probably 200 people in west monroe you've never met a president yeah he gave me a medal and he's hijacking my segment this is my reputation that's on the line one time we put blanks in his shotgun what is the deal with this show this is a dream that's the only explanation got one is that you really next time there's no way things have gotten this bad this fast in real life this has nothing to do with the outdoors hey we're gonna talk continent or what did you ever get any hunting done what are you all doing working working yeah i cannot believe y'all put those uniforms on hey hey y'all look awesome goblin smoking i can't breathe you look good though chase go get your uniform i am not wearing a uniform ever all right i'm docking your pay all right no i pay okay you want to play the corporate game and act like we don't know each other i'll play that game if you want to go corporate america on us then we'll just go on strike i'm walking out of this door and i'm not coming back i'm with jace on this nephew sorry we finito finished i'm walking out hey i ain't gonna do it anymore that was my ham sandwich i need y'all i can build my own freaking duck cause if y'all can do it anybody can do it we're fixing to bring duck commander and willie to their knees mm-hmm look at that robin that's not how you spell sandwich we're trying to come together big and small dumb and smart give me my salmon sandwich mainly dumb these uniforms suck that's right we're sticking this out because willie's wrong i don't know but i've been told i don't know what i've been told these uniforms suck there ain't no doubt about it these unicorns wipe my feet on it what i'd rather do is go hunting in protest but i'm trying to teach willie a lesson i do not submit to stupidity what do you want anyway uh no not what do they want what do we want all right they may take our basketball goals yeah they may take our paycheck i've already done it but they'll never take her freedom people are honking we got our signs we're getting our message out i feel like i'm making a difference in this world i'm ready to fight now hey that makes two of them ah this is stupid your policies are stupid mm-hmm guys this ain't funny get your butt back to work work work work nobody takes time to stop and smell the roses hey so jack we're smiling the roses i'm gonna tell you from personal experience one time i was smelling the roses a big bumblebee stung me on the nose so hey from then on look here you smell the roses but hey smell them quick or bumble bee's lobster nail you here's the deal let's call it truce you ready to call the uniform idea no you're going to put my rim back on the basketball goal no you're going to fire the business consultant nope forget it all right hit the road jack hey don't come back no more no more no more no more no more no more no more jack well that's two jacks in that statement i'm talking about hey i'll have you replaced by the end of the day good luck on that call your wife's calling kids you ain't getting a paycheck boys i'm the boss what i say goes no questions asked i lay down the law i am the law you look like the redneck don johnson the man hit the road jack dang it what's wrong you need a kid houston we have a problem hold on i lost my shoe easy how i got a rock in my shoe hold on let me climb in this thing all right whoa i think we got a little leak here look i'll see where the water's coming from start paddling toward the bank don't worry good good what we're doing good what any floating vessel can sink wow good grief i think the titanic proved that oh that was a fish hey i'm on the motor now the difference in us and the titanic was i brought two icebergs with me well we ain't going crawfishing no no you have to do it like this my thing muffin is that right yeah you have to call her just like that muffin hey buddy what's going on uh-oh where have you been boy y'all worked up a big sweat doing something the last thing that i want to hear is what i'm fixing to hear the i told you so from my mom and i'm gonna get the what are you thinking from my dad oh we went out there uh enjoying the day we're gonna get some crawfish where are they at i'm hungry for a good mess of crawfish well we took that boat you had out there yeah and uh one of these boys forgot to put the plug in it do what we buried that boat on the motor and all the gear what did i tell you about you tearing up things we didn't tear it up we sunk it yeah that's perfectly fine it's just at the bottom y'all been riding in boats your whole life i mean i can't believe you sunk it right there where you're talking about when something crazy happens my dad then feels like he needs to give you a lecture on why the plug is important to the boat and you got to sit there and listen because you suck it and it's his boat y'all didn't even check to see if there's a plug in the boat no oh good not a living chase this would be like giving me the birds and bees speech for my 20-year anniversary i got that i have three kids i figured it out what do they sound like they sound like city slickers to me i mean you know good night you take a boat and you shove it off and get in it without a plug in it you got two 375 pounders with you it's like a house cat who gets his tail caught in a fan it won't be long now well did i own anything that was in the boat you owned everything in the boat had all my snacks in it boat motor snacks anything else my hands smell like taco meat what welcome to the ice hamilton saturday night lawnmower races are you ready to assume the role of ceo if something were to happen racers doctor mowers we can do this we can do it you're going down duck boy no i ain't you're going down on your mark get set wow you're getting loud i look at willie and all i'm getting from him is terror he won't get off the inner track he's driving eight miles an hour he's scared to death you're okay you're okay you're okay these guys are fast like super sonic fast all i'm thinking about right now is don't die because if i die in a weird way philip wins hey look at mcmillan looks like philip macmillan is having engine troubles willa can forget winning the race we just want to beat phillip he's actually got a little speed builder now all you gotta do is finish we'll take it boom that's what i'm talking about won't you go back and get you an undershirt better luck next time take them crocs back to the old trailer house you
duck dynasty top moments of season 2

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