Minecraft But My Wife Narrates it!

Today's video is a bit strange. I recorded a game and asked Lizzy to comment on it as if it were just a commentary video. She has no idea what is going to happen and I have decided to ruin it. with her a little bit and try to confuse her brain using some mods like the immersive portal mods so if you enjoyed this please subscribe leave a like and see if you can see all the things I basically cheated on okay I'll do it first things first. oh my god the killer chicken has to get that sweet xp, he'll just go on a complete animal slaughter to get meat, no, now he's throwing away the meat and he couldn't.

A lot of things are happening, a lot of things are happening, he's making hoes, a lot of hoes, oh he's killing pigs. with hoes, okay, now hose cows are not my weapon of choice and it's because it's broken, so what other fun am I seeing? Of course the next thing you make is a wooden pickaxe to extract a stone, you get the stone and then you make a stone hose. obviously killing cows is much more effective and then obviously we upgrade to a stone pickaxe and give a chicken a wooden pickaxe. Now with all that leftover stone we can make an oven to melt the food and eat it, of course. which is a normal thing to do dying sheep, one of my favorite things to do in Minecraft, so it's definitely a wait, why did he kill it?

No chickens, just killing sheep for no reason, uh, oh, making a bed, of course he's making a bed. that actually makes sense but then he went back to killing chickens wait if you read this you smell what's going on okay move on now we're on a savanna terrorizing the village by replacing the bed stealing the wheat and being killed by a golem so we go back to the village no don't do it don't do it get out of there just run you don't know how to fight a golem you can't even kill a cow oh my god yeah he's going to die. really hard to see, please, please, okay, yes, once again he was killed by a golem, but now he has the technique, now he knows what he is doing, of course he is using the hoe instead of the axe, is it? why would you use the axe?

It's just 10 times more damage and go back to the next act using the next toe now we can go down from there and pick up the iron oh, he actually picked up the iron, I didn't expect that to make you guess it was an iron hoe, but also , what is he doing now just killing a villager? No, no, no, don't come down, I don't want to look, I can't look, why is he doing this? Okay, thank God, he cut right. Horses horses love flowers. horses love dandelions it was that for me it was a heart for me it's dead i don't know what's going on i wish i understood what's going on we're back to square one he has nothing wait wait where did they come from i think there's a bit of a catch and poker here, okay, no, he didn't die.

I'm surprised to say the least, but now he can go ahead and kill a wolf. It's wrong? Stop What's wrong? Why is he doing this? I don't understand, oh he's breathing better, that's lovely. No, please, why was what was in front of the babies really necessary? He gave you all the cooked meat. Turtles don't give you cooked meat. I think there's a bit of cheating here, but obviously. It hasn't been shown so I can't say for sure. I don't know what's happening now. It seems like he wants to go into the abyss, but it's probably not a very good idea.

I don't even think he can understand it. This situation is alive, wait, what the hell? How come he's not going to die? What has happened. Lucky us, lots of guns, and he won't use them because he'll probably just use a hoe for the rest of his life, but we gotta do it. get the compost, oh cool, more hoes, okay, I don't know what's going on now, making an offering to the ho guards or something, and he's created some kind of monster sapling, one can only assume something crazy is going on to happen, we wait in amazement, uh.

Of course, obviously, that was going to happen, how could he, how, ha, he should have known that this would have all these apples and diamonds, but where is the diamond hoe, where is the diamond hoe, that's my question, oh look at that beautiful mountain, maybe Joel will climb it? the beautiful mountain no, we're down here again he's going to put all these things safely in this chest eat an apple take a piece of paper he's going to cheat to gather some materials off camera I think he's going to build something no, oh, okay, now he is building a nice cabin there is a tower, I don't know where he got all these materials from, but he said he collected them off camera and we just have to believe that inside there is a lot of wood that is flammable and looks like a Joel house.

It looks like a very typical Joel build. Maybe it's Hagrid's Hut 2.0. The remix has a small carpet of moss inside. Do you like Lizzy? uh yeah, there's a lot of chests for all your spawned goods, all this, all these lovely points are not entrance let's go find something what is it what the hell is it like the tardis wait what where was this in the construction why is it so big this is the most amazing lovely room I've ever seen no laughs Oops I forgot my lapis lazuli, yes I have to go back down that long hallway to go get the lapis lazuli from your chest.

You're really torturing me with this. Oh my gosh, why would you keep the lapis lazuli on the other side of the room? Why would you do it? that if only to annoy me, what is that on the ground there was a flashlight on the ground? I saw it, okay, okay, that level one enchantment is obviously exactly what we want. I'm surprised I haven't seen a hoe in a long time and he has to go get more lapis lazuli, of course, of course he has all the way to the other side of the room and now he realizes that the diamond block there are still some of those floating around since the diamond tree was spawned, good to know, oh, there's another one in the other one.

In the end I also realized that in this long period of time that I have to fill in between Joel going through this long hallway, I will now do the incantation off camera since that is boring, of course the incantation is very boring. I agree, he already did it. He's got a lot of lovely level stuff and he's coming back now, he's coming back to where the house is, maybe I don't know, I better give your lapis back, okay, okay, we're back at the house, okay, now we're back in the garden, maybe some gardening is going on. not the agenda, we could use some elytra, let's find the pothole, okay, instead of gardening, we're actually going to find the Ender portal using an Ender chest, obviously, and he found it somewhere in that direction, I guess oh wait a second, that was very confusing wait, wait, it's like a Penrose staircase that just goes on.

Will he ever find the portal at the bottom of the stairs? We may never know what is going astray. He found it, eh, maybe I was in the wrong place. Let's check that no, this is definitely not the case. It doesn't look like it, but it's actually because that's the portal and he's only missing one under the eye, which is very lucky, uh, don't tell me, yeah, of course, he just put Ender's chest in there and it worked, oh No, I forgot my bow, oh yeah, that's something I would do. Wait, wait a second. I should have anticipated that there will be more Ender Dragons than Ender Men and that Joel would try to fight them first instead of all the dragons bringing everything to the pumpkin.

Wait, he's just going to take all these hits, wait, he's building with bedrock and now he has a bunch of beds, I'm not even sure with all the golden apples he has that he can do this, which one is it? What are you talking about? which one is which one is the dragon there's only one oh well that'll do it a little command block wow it worked shouldn't surprise me oh the egg okay let's get the egg I never had the egg before I got the egg hold it securely, don't let anything bad happen to the egg well let's go look for some elytra wait wait a second he already has them because he's flying now I'm extremely confused what he's going to look for.

If he already has the elytra, where did he get the elite in the first place? He probably had them this whole time during the whole video, in fact, oh, wait, wait, that looks a little weird. What happens to that final city? It's yellow, it's so ugly, what? Oh, it's made of watermelons and red stone lamps. This is really weird. One chance in a billion. I had certainly never seen it before. No, I don't know if he's got any electro, although we're probably hoping for some good loot, I bet he's going. to be a little hose if I had to guess, oh my gosh, wait, what is that?

A piece of seaweed. Some nice dried seaweed, obviously, toss it around a little bit just to aerate it. Oh wait, he's saying they're elytra, but that's not elytra. I think he found something good, a wagon chest and a bunch of clocks and mugs. I'm not sure why he's so excited about this because it seems like the worst possible situation if you're reading this. Sorry, you can finish now. and do the outros, this is the new video, okay guys please don't subscribe to Smallish Beans because this is the low quality content that there is no point you can expect from this channel, oh that was it.