Extra 3 Spezial - Der reale Irrsinn XXL (3) 26.07.2012!

Extra 3 today's special with new discoveries in biscuit research, school lamps with very practical motion detectors and why car-free Heligoland now needs a police car, the real irsinn Half an hour of provincial antics, bureaucracy and bourgeois jokes, we from the flagship of NDR satire

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3 has been tracking the real Irish in our films for many years and that is why we simply descended into the catacombs of the NDR and brought to light 25 classics in position 25. In the last two os we've shown up to 9th place weeks now we're going straight to the target grades for the 1st place winner this shapely trophy is waiting, garden gnome of the month isn't it cute, yeah and it starts right away we start with place number 8 appropriately The time of year is During the summer holidays, nowhere are there more problems than on motorway trips.

Every year, for example, men are abandoned by their wives at highway service stations when they go on vacation. It's bad and, what's worse, many men only notice it. after two weeks The woman comes to pick her up on the return trip along the A20, but in recent years Dennis Gastmann informed us about it in the summer, sun and holiday season and we went to. The A20, our favorite highway. Do you remember what the Baltic Sea Highway was before? A year and a half ago it was referred to as a roaring road because instead of silent asphalt like in the west, here on the left, cheap roaring cement from East Germany was used.

Here on the right we already wanted to know who had had this great idea, we asked the responsible authorities in Berlin, then in Schwerin again in Berlin and even in Hamburg the surprising result was no one's fault, at least that's what the Ministry says. . Economic Affairs confirmed it to us at the time. Well, then everything should improve and quiet asphalt was spread on top of the noisy concrete for 3.5 million euros in taxes. This area currently has a few hundred wrecked cars, but otherwise there is nothing else. Unfortunately, complaining on the highway or at least Mr. Schmitting always gives us trouble, whether it's the roaring cement or now the bubble-blowing animal, because on hot days the new asphalt only blows dinner-sized bubbles. plates a few thousand here here here here here here here here here here and here well and now we have to drill them by hand bubble by bubble we wanted to know how much it costs and we asked the motorway builders in Berlin there We were They took us to the Ministry of Economy in Schwerin and they responded very eagerly to our questions, but unfortunately at that time they did not have a significant interview partner, so bad luck, so here you have just an archive photo of Jürgen Klöckner, yes.

Boring questions that at least someone has answers to and therefore you can. It can be roughly estimated that this year we will spend around one and a half million euros on repairs on this section of the highway. Therefore, ladies and gentlemen, the church not only cares about the salvation of the souls of believers, but also about their money. That's an open secret. Pastors even openly admit that they worry about money. It is not in vain that they say that ashes cannot. After all, Jesus said, follow me, I will show you the direction and do not transfer the following in my direction.

Naive people might now think that the money is invested particularly well and particularly safely. in the church, and it is probably better invested than in any bank, because the Holy Spirit personally ensures that there is a return and that it is not lost meaninglessly. This idea is wrong, as Martina Hauschild discovered to us during the banking crisis. The Protestant church in Oldenburg is a small regional church that doesn't do much. She has money and for that to change, she invested the church money well, but unfortunately Leeman Brothers was the bankrupt bank in New York, but Nobody could imagine it, not even the high council of the Oldenburg church, let's say in the moment of investment, that is, when the papers were purchased.

They were excellently priced, considered an extremely safe form of investment, and everything was highly valued. , but despite the strong faith, 4.3 million euros of church money are now wasted, and the Bishop of Oldenburg also regrets it, but what should he do? Now in the church we know that people make mistakes, we call it sin, that's it. clear to us and perhaps we are one of the few who defend it and the sin can ultimately be forgiven and yet the people of Oldenburg have such a hard time. I think it's a disaster if I'm not with a church.

If I had to work on furniture, I would leave immediately. You should leave. It's bad that we are having problems with ourselves and with the sucker at the same time, but whoever talks about betting a word as a game would also reject anyone who tries. each other like this they lose a little respect for each other exactly the church does not risk the sins of the church at most and then we all have to make sacrifices sometimes maybe that is a moment in which God wanted to teach us that we should learn something, an optional divine vision for 4.3 million euros dear viewers, the editorial team has entrusted me with a task that I must solve and they say that it is not that easy, I think it is easy for children, it is about assigning police vehicles to the appropriate places, so it's actually quite simple here we have a coast guard, yes a ship, of course the sea is part of it, logically here we have a police camel, there should be a police camel, of course it belongs to a desert, so here is a completely normal patrol. officer Of course, you arrive at the pedestrian zone and here we have a patrol that of course belongs to an island.

I think it's Helgoland, but don't wait, that's a trap, probably because Helgoland doesn't have cars, so it can't be like that, so maybe. After all, the patrol car and the police car in the desert are here, that's nonsense and the boat in the desert doesn't make sense either, so it has to be the police car in Heligoland. Maybe our author Britta von der Heide knows what the solution is. In the North Sea, the bastion of crime in Heligoland Work for police officers Until three weeks ago they barely had any chance against crime because they did not have a police car, but this emergency has finally been eliminated.

The inhabitants of Heligoland feel safe again. I'm excited about that. I dreamed about it last night. Yes, yes, because I think it is silly to have a vehicle like that on a small island like Heligoland. Well, it's generally nonsense, which is why Heligoland doesn't have cars. But above all there are very good reasons why the police can come here without a car and who can explain them better than a superior from the mainland, it is good that Mr. Berger has the right to explain to us. The purpose of the car, unlike its island counterparts, the car has practical advantages for an island, speed above 100, which here on the island is not necessary.

What an expert driver could safely accelerate to 100 here to the lighthouse. After all, Heligoland has an area of ​​one square kilometer and only half of it is grassland, and besides, speed is not the main thing. The main thing is that the companions do not reach the crime scene on foot and as quickly as possible. As Heligoland is different, you can move quickly in a sporty service Mercedes, except that here we will surely be faster by car because on foot or by bicycle the height differences cannot be overcome so quickly but you have to take detours because you are always behind Well, that could be a big turn off, but how else would it work, for example with the elevator, because agents would waste valuable time?

The elevator takes about half a minute and the stairs from one to two minutes, depending on how. You arrive Half a minute on foot is an eternity on crime island. What criminals are there? There are no criminals here. They should show us the statistics of how many criminals we have. Social development does not go unnoticed. island, which means that we have a particular phenomenon to combat, which is Internet crime, and the car also helps with that, the car does not help, in fact, it does not matter, you see what is happening here, dear viewers . , you might say now at home, but that's a bit simple and a bit cheap.

They always make fun of things here. Helgoland police officers are at least making an effort to try to make the island safer. It's a sensible thing and they also try to give their existence as police officers means that comedians, on the other hand, don't change anything at all: Italy tried it with Berlusconi, the United States tried it with George W. Busch and the CDU still tries it with Ronald Pofalla most of the time. However, humor is not without consequences, but with EX3 I cannot proudly announce that here, ladies and gentlemen, from time to time we manage to make this world in which we live a little better.

Here is the proof: another reality. Satire on the life of Brita von der Heide The inhabitants of Bisamweg are threatened by this small ditch, they have been coming to their properties for half a century and now, suddenly, it has taken its toll on them. Wsbeck points out that there is no permission for this. construction of these crossings and without this permit the crossings are not allowed to be used at all, so residents have been crossing the ditch illegally for practically decades. For 50 years I have been crossing my driveway in black, so the residents should fill it.

An application costs €80 per square meter and €50. I think that's really bad for us, it's an absolute waste of time with the authorities. I really wonder how they work there. Big scandal in the local press, but we see the light. At the end of the tunnel, thank you very much. We wanted to have the cost of the passage explained to us in more detail and we went with the head of the civil engineering office to Bisamweg and suddenly. What was right for 50 years and wrong for the last few weeks is suddenly right again when it comes to permanent crossings.

Residents here don't have to worry because we no longer need applications or approvals. Maybe we wouldn't have thought of it. We found out beforehand after we noticed that there were disturbances here and we looked into the matter again and here we came to the conclusion that all crossings are considered approved and why I didn't know that beforehand, well, I don't know. I don't know either, why didn't we know beforehand? Tell me Malz, well, and then we present her perplexed to the residents there. So a lot of things need to be clarified, after all, your Järisch also understood why the application was submitted. complete nonsense, so of course creating a junction also means you can use it and that's really only relevant when said junction is first created.

In this case, everyone is already there and nothing will change, so I don't need any new permits and that's why

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3 has ensured that the residents of Bisamweg can finally legally return to their homes, thanks extra dre, wonderful, touching story, my opinion D as in Rosamunde P here the garden gnome of the month represents the best real animals in EX3, haven't we all dreamed of having this trophy in our hands? I think the next film hasn't made it yet, but it's already in a place in the Champions League, it's about the train, yes. On the train, it is more often about the train.

Lockers are also asked more frequently what they prefer for transporting people or goods. Most lure guides respond that they're not supposed to know what kind of shit is in the back. the train. Should that change? No wonder the unions are not entirely happy about this. They can't even imagine what the train drivers have to do when they stop at the train station. Nobody knows this better than the train drivers. ' labor union. They notice that their departure time is approaching and then remove the door unlock. If there is no change of passengers, the door closes automatically after D up to 6 seconds.

That's exactly what is official and whoever is late is responsible. I was just unlucky, because if a door like that is closed, then it is closed, it's just that some people don't see it, but it already happened once when a passenger in the Germersheim area got stuck in the door and was then dragged by the train at full speed - it was her. Thank God not much happened, well it is certainly tragic, but that is why Deutsche Bahn has to change the regulations for decoy operators. Now colleagues also have to be careful so that no one gets hurt.

We are talking about the so-called operational view. Correct, the decoy operator should now have about 5% of all train stations with operational views, which means that sometimes they look, then they don't look again, and then they look again, but that's it. trueAnd that's not all, because decoy operators now not only have to make sure that no one gets hurt, but also that everyone comes, so in addition to the operational view they also have another view, the so-called service view, i.e. , two look at the same time, that's really notworks with other railway companies, works brilliantly. Here at the AKN, for example, they have a mirror that looks at the platform with a mirror and sees that everything is fine and then Yes, those at AKM, i.e. the Altonah Kaltenkirchen Neumünster railway, have an explosive operational and service perspective.

If you haven't looked at all, could you give me a quick look at the company, I mean, just look. Go out and look at the service, it's the same. Oh, just stay tuned. Well, at least those in the union know that looking outside can be quite complicated. Darkness, what happens in the fog, in the snow, in the rain, in inclement weather and that is the same. exactly why the decoy drivers' windows remain closed to the service, I think that was it, or that was the service, or that was the service, the increase would then be a friendly look from some railway employees.

The muscle groups in the face are being reconstructed By the way, if you want to know where we film our real-life movies, take a look at our website x3.de. We have created an interactive map so you can click on the marked locations and watch the respective movie. Look again online depending on the location, maybe your hometown is also there and if you want to give us advice because you have also lived stories like this, you think it fits extad, it fits real madness then write to us. an email to exra3@ndrde my favorite articles in the newspaper always start with the Americans, no they don't start like that.

American scientists have discovered it. Yes, American scientists are always just American scientists. Never German. A lot of research is carried out in Belgium, but much of it is not known, but American knowledge has contributed to it. Yes, yes, but unfortunately German scientists hardly play any role anymore. A scientific place is in danger, I thought until I saw the following article by Therese Ulrich. My name is, I am Bren Financial Advisor and I have been working with cookies for two years. I have researched at many conferences what potatoes are eaten and how they are eaten. It is fascinating.

The State Council closely examined the cookies at conferences, documented them and, of course, an impressive kecology study came out. 39% were rock-solid everyday cookies, 22% were high quality, and only 15% were premium quality. This milestone in cookie research is solely due to the tireless work of State Councilor l. In 179 meetings, the financial expert not only analyzed the different types of cookies, but also. I also observed a whole series of specific types of behavior of the conference participants regarding cookies and the one that caught my attention the most was the baker with a shovel, who always ate the cookies so quickly that I can only demonstrate it here.

Then there is the finger that points with its hand at the cookie it likes to make, for example this little waffle, then looks at the vine with trepidation and nervousness, so it is really agitated and brilliant, this cookie study has to convince even. the most critical citizen of Bremen and it is simply superfluous, so I think I also think it is stupid, very stupid, well, maybe the cookie study is too ahead of its time, you realize we are already on the podium of the winners, gentlemen. that was number 3 and now we are reaching 2nd place, without a doubt this movie would be too.

In any case, this movie would have deserved gardening of the month, but gardening is like the hillbilly, you can only enter. At school, students should work as calmly and quietly as possible. The reason is obvious if they do too much. It's clear that restlessness bothers teachers while they sleep, but standing still also has disadvantages, as Martina's real-life satire below shows. Hauschild shows Director Burkard Kliez wants to show us something. Its Kaiserkarlschule in Itz Ho received new lighting from the city for 400,000 euros thanks to the economic stimulus package. Great, the only problem with this lighting is that it's out of our control.

It is not a 100% situation, the shepherd does not always turn on when we want it to be on, it does not always turn off when we want it to be off because there are no longer light switches, but motion detectors, which means that if there is movement in the room, the light is on, but if the students are writing a class exam and they only move a little, then something has to move again and if again there is very little movement, yesterday in the We wrote the paper in German for three hours and then it was over quite often and then you can't continue writing for a moment and then when you have an idea you have to wave for a moment and you can continue writing but sometimes it should be dark, for example when class If you want to see a movie the light stays on because the auto lighting system thinks it's too dark otherwise but the movie isn't that good if you try to follow the movie it's bad you can't see anything it's stupid but you couldn't have seen before.

It is crooked. What happened is that the planning authority, the city's building department, did not ask us about our needs for a modern lighting system. The city has already made improvements and sent the. at school some remote controls to control themselves, but they have their drawbacks, unfortunately they don't always work, for what reasons I don't know and then as a teacher you stay here and try to turn off the lights and create a certain kind of joy, the joy is also something and with the next economic stimulus package there could be something from the city of Ito a few more remote controls that work our suggestion keep moving as long as necessary totally stupid incredible yes, whoever thinks something like that is stupid or light with a detector of movement Ah, so yes, my D and gentlemen, we come to our winner, if the exit really bothers you, then always ask yourselves Two questions are you asking yourself or saying that you don't care?

On Hafenstrasse in Hamburg, both? it was possible Have fun and goodbye crime scene Hamburg Hot spot Hafenstrasse Slogans for the PKK victory The police operation has been planned for a long time and is strategically well prepared Firefighters provide administrative assistance A ladder truck of the DL30 type is carefully Approaching the crime All-new operational weapons are ready at the roadside with pinpoint accuracy. The heavy, fully automatic, computer-controlled rotating ladder approaches the object. The ze operations management gives the order to load the rescue basket. Two agents from the special commission for walls and painting prepare. So far everything is going according to plan.

The ransom basket carefully approaches the password. Fire Chief Willi S has everything in his place. Grip Color March With a strong brushstroke. Police Chief OL K begins to paint the slogan from the center, but something unexpected happens: during a durability test, the residents of Port Street discover that the paint used by the police is not waterproof. A spontaneous emergency service will equip the police. Waterproof paint fails. While this freelancer continues to remove the police's inferior paint, police chief Olaf K apparently loses count. Instead of painting over the slogan, he paints over the window. The operation is cancelled.

The self-employed painting expert continues. To observe what happens, the two agents of Soko Wall and Paint leave the rescue basket with the necessary caution. The firefighters prepare for their second operation of the day and here they realize the surprise during the subsequent cleanup, the agents discover that. There is also paint that is not soluble in water and lasts and lasts and lasts, so this operation was not in vain