Undercover Boss: Where Are They Now - SNL

FIVE YEARS AGO, THE SUPREME LEADER OF THE FIRST ORDER, KYLO REN, WAS UNDERGROUND IN HIS ORGANIZATION AND PROMISED TO CHANGE HIS COMPANY FOR THE BETTER. TONIGHT WE'LL FIND OUT IF HE KEPT HIS PROMISE IN AN UNDERCOVERT BOSS SPECIAL: WHERE ARE THEY NOW? KYLO REN. I SAY IT. I HAVE NOT BEEN THE BEST BOSS LATELY. I'VE BEEN A LITTLE DISTRACTED BY SOME PERSONAL DRAMA. THE DRAMA IS RIGHT. DAYS AFTER APPEARING ON OUR SHOW, KYLO KILLED HIS DAD, CUT HIS MENTOR IN HALF AND SHOT HIS MOTHER'S SPACESHIP, AND NOW HE'S OBSESSED WITH FINDING A YOUNG JEDI CALLED KING.

SO KYLO WILL COME BACK UNDER COVER TO ENRICH THINGS. BUT THIS TIME AS RANDY, AN ENTRY LEVEL INTERN. TIME TO GAIN A NEW PERSPECTIVE. LET'S DO INTERNAL. SHE PUT HIM ON THE WRONG SIDE. HIDDEN CAMERAS WERE PLACED ALL OVER THE SHIP AND NO ONE KNOWS THAT RANDY IS REALLY KYLO REN. HELLO GUYS, I'M RANDY, THE NEW INTERN. OKAY, BOOMER. Okay, boomer. EVERYTHING WELL. WELL, HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHEN KYLO REN OFFERS REY HIS HAND FOR THE SECOND TIME, DO YOU THINK SHE WILL TAKE IT? WHO CARES? I DO IT. YEAH. I LEARNED THAT ALL THE INTERNS HERE DO ALL THE BITCH WORK.

OFFICE STUFF, FOOD AND DRINK ORDERS, DROID DISTRIBUTION. DO YOU KNOW WHO IS IN CHARGE OF FUEL BILLS? I THINK YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THESE NUTS? EVERYONE HAS BEEN VERY NICE SO FAR. SOME MORE THAN OTHERS. THE FLEET IS GROWING IN EXOGOL. A BLUE STAR MILK? THAT'S MINE. WITH SARLACC CREAM. YEAH? DON'T RETURN. DON'T RETURN. STRAW? Great, we'll just suck it out the little hole at the top. THANK YOU RANDY. BYE BYE. SEE YOU LATER. OH MY GOD. ARE YOU OK? THAT NEW INTERN IS KYLO REN, RIGHT? THOSE - I ONLY DID THAT. I THINK THE TRAY IS EMPTY.

HE BROKE ANOTHER PRINTER. AND DID YOU HEAR IT? HE KILLED AN ADMIRAL. BEFORE HE CAME TO ME AND WAS IN MY FACE. I FONDLE. I FONDLE. THAT NIGHT, KYLO IS INVITED FOR FUN FRIDAY DRINKS AT THE INTERNS OFFICE. WHAT'S GOING ON? I APPLIED TO BE A COMBAT PILOT, AND THE DIRECTOR SAID: THE ONLY WAY FOR A WOMAN TO FLY IN THE COCKPIT IS A DIRECT ORDER FROM KYLO REN. LIKE THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN. THE CULTURE HERE NEEDS TO CHANGE. WE ALL DESERVE A SHOT. IF I CAN BE A SMALL PART OF THAT CHANGE, I WILL. CONGRATULATIONS.

I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. MAYBE ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU'LL BE AS GOOD A PILOT AS KYLO REN. KYLO REN? NO, I WANT TO FLY LIKE LUKE SKYWALKER. AND NOW YOU WILL ALSO DIE LIKE HIM. WELL? WELL, HOW DID IT GO? I'd say pretty good. I made four new friends and only killed one of them. I'd say it's a good start.