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who is the

stupidest

person

you

have

ever

met and what story perfectly sums up their stupidity. I knew this guy in high school who was a huge jerk. The best story about his stupidity occurred when the police arrested him and another friend instead of taking action. Like a normal

person

, he gets the funny idea of ​​getting out of the car and proceeds to run as fast as he can down the block, the cops of course chase him, he's not amused at all, he walks away a couple of blocks and decides to turn. around him he raised his hands in the air and screamed psycho, the cops of course didn't find any humor in this situation, they threw him to the ground and arrested him.

Keep in mind, this was before YouTube prank videos, so he wasn't doing it to win. subscribers or anything, he did it because he was a problem kid that I went to high school with, he had problems with school but he had friends, but he was starting to do drugs and go down a bad path, he decided to photocopy the front and the back From a twenty dollar bill cut it out of plain paper and glue the two halves together with Elmer's glue. What's even sadder is that to test his new money he went to the gas station and bought a gun and it actually worked so in his mind it must

have

meant that it was infallible so he then tried to go and deposit the stuck money in a bank real.

Obviously they discovered him and arrested him. I don't know where he is now, but I assume he's making similar life decisions. Not my brother's. ex girlfriend super nice lady when he found out I was vegan he literally went through

ever

y type of meat he knew of and asked me if he could eat it. It was a cute, slightly painful story about the same girl every time we went on the road. trip and saw Cal, she always moved softly in a low voice, even if she was in the middle of a conversation, the first ones were a little curious and she did it the wrong way, but the second one is quite touching, she had a boy in third year . undergraduate course in developmental psychology She raised her hand in a packed lecture hall and asked the professor: Do babies diagnosed with SIDS get asthma later in life? question, the Prophet did not understand how he could answer it, he thought that there was some kind of logic in it, which he was not seeing.

Finally, a girl took the initiative to shout across the room. No, they are not more likely to have asthma. dead, have died suddenly and therefore will not be at risk of developing asthma. Excellent day, he always sat in front of me and I watched him write absolutely horrible poems and song lyrics. An old co-worker named James, we worked at McDonald's and we were both 16 one time, while mopping the lobby, for some unknown reason he decided to chase several customers with the mop yelling "I'm going to get you", he got fired on the spot, some guy He told me a story about him, driving drunk, crashing and getting his friend killed in the passenger seat.

He was chatting while telling this story. The dumbest person I ever met was my friend's uncle, Frankie. When I was a kid, my friend. and I worked at his father's insurance office during the summers, one day Uncle Frankie comes over to use a computer so he could compose an email, it was the first time in 2009, while I was trying to add the apt symbol in the name of the recipient, asked where he could find it. I told him to hold down the shift button and press the number two key at the same time he turned his head and with a puzzled look in his eyes he asked me, wouldn't it be capitalized to quote my high school classmate whose name is Nick twice? ?

We were in chemistry doing a lab that required the use of a bulb pipette, a glass pipette with a removable squeeze bulb. Nick didn't know how to use the pipette, so he put it in his mouth to snort sulfuric acid. He got about three-quarters of the way up before our teacher yelled, Nick, stop! that right now there's this lady at the Atlanta Beer, Bourbon & BBQ Festival who clearly didn't know where she was. I'm starting this rack of ribs by quietly minding my own business with a glass of beer when I'm one of the group in front of me.

The nurse comes up to me and tells me that she can't stand the smell of roasted or smoked meat and tells me to get away from there, this despite the fact that the name of the event says barbecue and she had to pay $40 to get in after she He left, I laughed and became fascinated with another lady at the table, but God, I have never seen more stupid in my life. I once had a property manager in charge of the rental I lived in from owners who lived outside. from the state who did a lot of nasty things, my husband and I thought she was greedy and maybe she was getting money for herself and hiding it from the owners for repairs or something because of the seemingly shady things she would do when we had repairs, so we mentioned something about gardening, she said, you know, I always wanted to try growing tomatoes and just water them with salt water, that way the tomatoes would already be salty when you ate them, in double quotes, a great reminder to never attribute to malice what It's purely old. -Made fashionable like a rock.

I have a friend named Rachel. Now tonight at high school we all felt like eating and decided to go get some late night Sonic. We pile into Rachel's car even though we've heard

stories

about her. bad driving but that's another story anyway she asks us how to get to sonic and we proceeded to give her turn by turn directions until we finally reached the sonic parking lot upon our arrival she smiles and says oh i work here double quotes , there was this. A girl I knew in high school was constantly saying or doing stupid things, examples, she drew a cover for a unit in science class where she drew dirt and put dirt underneath it, she asked what light bulbs the caveman used, double quotes argued that she was. t a homo sapien because she is this girl.

I went to school thinking the Earth had two moons and argued strongly with myself and a teacher. I should have included more information, but I'm new to this so I apologize. The girl thought there were two. Moons of the same size, one on each half of the Earth. She thought the Earth did not rotate while in orbit. She also thought that since the Sun was so big and bright that it blocked the Moon during the day, nothing she said made sense. and she did not answer any more questions or follow up with any rebuttal. I didn't try to make her feel stupid.

I don't like doing that to anyone for any reason and once I saw how she said what she believed, I backed away. because I am not one to impose views, beliefs, facts or opinions on anyone and I have never said that I do not give my opinion or point of view or that I do not present facts. I do. I will always say what I have to say, but. After a certain period of time, when a conversation comes to a complete standstill and nothing reaches the person, I choose to walk away and I do so knowing that I did the best I could and that nothing I can do will be effective in guiding my aeronautical technician . class, I'll call him Jim, the module at that time was about electrical energy.

We were going to have a review on a Friday before the exam started, earlier that week we had covered the batteries used in the plane, the types, how they were built etc, the trainer turns to Jim. and he asks her about the different types, expecting her to say lead, acid, lithium ions and so on, no. Jim thinks for a moment and says a triple C' when we arrived at the hangar for work experience, the trainer himself had lost all faith in Jim. We were all assigned jobs in the morning, another guy with wings and a couple more on the landing gear in the whole group, then he comes to Jim, placed an A4 size sheet of paper on the floor and told Jim to stop over her so she doesn't do it.

We were shocked, we all laughed, Jim included, the coach was joking, right, he wasn't joking. Jim stayed there all day. I worked at a hay baler for about a month. Most of the boys had secondary education. One guy in particular was telling me about a girl he was talking to. on Tinder or some dating chat app when he said she was in New York and he wanted to come visit her, I told him that was great and that New York would be a great change from our small town and then he asked me as. near New York we were in Washington state he had no idea that New York was zero zero zero miles away my friend's father robbed a bank in a small town in Indiana where he lived this was the late 70's or In the early 80s he spent ten years in prison for the crime.

The same day he got out of prison, he robbed the same bank again. They caught him and he went to prison again. He didn't learn in those ten years not to rob any bank or anything like that. my friend was like this, this is what every parent doesn't think about, he didn't seem surprised by it, working with a guy who honestly believes he won't die and also believes that doctors are part of the system and that they lie to you for personal gain and benefit. , he does believe. However, in traditional eastern medicine, and if you're interested in knowing their secret to eternal life, it's six raw eggs a day and a Kato Diet guy I work with, called a friend, bought a huge folding toolbox. pressure for more than $3 zero zero zero on credit. two days later he sold it to a coworker for $1,500 because he had some bills and had to pay them, needless to say he never paid Snap-on for the toolbox that went to the wind after he bought it. they fired Going into his fourth fist fight at work, one of the other guys I worked with told the salesman where his friend's new job was and the last we heard, they're now garnishing his wages.

The guy was crazy, he had very thin skin and the slightest thing he would do. he made him angry, he went completely crazy when they made him angry, although he yelled at the security guard and threatened to have him because he didn't like his tone, he almost got fired three times for fighting, but he was able to win over the department manager . until the fourth time, and one time he was told to put caution tape on a door that didn't work and he said, I don't know how, quote, unquote, I knew that this guy in high school actually thought his practical jokes were funny, that he just I would do things. designed to piss you off thinking your salty reaction would make it funny, you may be thinking this guy is an idiot and you'd be right, but it's also incredibly stupid because every time someone says dude, f King, chill with you, it just ruins it. because of social stupidity I guess well, one day he took this kid's hat off, these guys were friends, but there was clearly some hostility brewing, one kid takes his hat and tells Branco to go fuck himself, the joker he hits his hat again, another boy tells him if the prankster takes his hat off a third time, he would hit him on the head.

The joker has a shitty smile, completely oblivious to how serious this guy was and he got hit in the face when he fucked with this guy's hat for the third time. All he could say was what the damned man showed, but no one was willing to listen to him. There was a boy in my high school who wasn't very bright and was mostly harmless, but halfway through he decided that he was going to be a bully. one day he walks into a first year class when his teacher wasn't there and Rob has all of their electronics, cash and valuables at knifepoint without covering his face and before leaving he gave them his real name saying "it's "You better not tell them it was me." Gym Conrad, who stole all your stuff, then proceeded to leave school with all his stolen stuff and decided not to store it off campus, so he came back with all his stolen stuff in his backpack and spied on the class again with his backpack. full of loot while police officers were there taking statements to make sure they weren't ratting him out.

He edits for those who want the end of the story, but he's too buried to find that all the kids ratted him out and when he hears his name, he takes a step. in the class proclaiming that he would have made it if they didn't back down saying he did it with the offices still in the class and all his loot on his back, he was expelled and arrested and when a year group found out, they all just stood up to the partial edition. - I don't know why it's so stupid, but it wasn't an isolated act of idiocy.

Everyone in my group knew very well how stupid I was. In fact, he didn't even qualify for admission, but his family called. a lot of favors to get it by recommendation. I had a manager named Roxanne Rocky, she was a bleached blonde, she literally bleached her hair once a month and then she asked me why Groke fell off, bubble head, that she only had the job because dad owned the restaurant. Rocky was really obsessed. with her appearance and not much else, one day she told me and a co-worker that she had had a nose job so that her eventual children would not grow up with the same nose as her, no.I was joking with the coworker and I just looked at myself and walked away, we knew it wasn't worth the effort.

An old coworker was helping me move and while we were carrying a couch, she dropped it thinking Lee was hurt. I asked him if he was okay and with the most serious and terrifying look in his eyes he said, pointing, look, it's the moon and it's the earth during the day. I was 25 years old at the time, my mom's cousin was the getaway driver when his friends robbed a 7 - 11 had some outstanding tickets on the Once, while driving his friends home, he sped past a cop who inevitably pulled him over, defended his bad driving by telling the cop that he was just the getaway driver, then told him. arrested and has since been arrested for a series of other equally stupid crimes. crimes, he also believes there is a global cabal of Jews who are out to get him.

Recently, he received a DUI and had his license revoked. This was obviously because of the Jews and not because he decided to drive drunk in front of a police station when he was refused. a weapons license that were Jews at work. I have no idea why you think a global cabal would target some Saskatchewan people, literally this guy got fired last week for doing this, every time a customer came into the store he would mimic everything they said while it's already enough Bad, I would do my best to copy him. His accent too, no matter what accent it was, multiple complaints have been made to our store about this guy and he received many warnings, well, last week he was finally fired while serving an Asian customer and , in full view of our manager, says this here, who Would you like a double bragging date brought to the office where he apparently still maintained that he had done nothing wrong and couldn't understand why he was being fired?

He's definitely the dumbest. My ex-husband we were playing rock, paper, scissors to decide who was there to go change the baby better two out of three round one throw scissors and he throws rock I win he proclaimed round two throw paper and he throws rock I win he says again um paper wins I told Rock his answer, no rock beats everything. I spent about five minutes trying to understand this. I finally asked him then what's the point of even playing double quotes with complete sincerity. He says have fun. Clarification of double quotes. He edits one. No, unfortunately, he wasn't trolling me.

He was completely serious. I know. It's hard to believe, but to be fair, he was also born and raised in Florida. Yes, I changed the baby. He did pretty much everything related to the baby after those three. As for my own and my son's intelligence level, I think he said it best. himself when he was four he told me dad can't help it what's your excuse double quotes the first time I met Ben he was improviser 101 I was just taking the class for fun, but about half the people there were aspiring actors, including Ben on the first day the teacher invited us all to play this silly game to break the ice so we would all remember each other's names.

The rules are pretty simple: choose an adjective that starts with the same letter as your name. introduce yourself using adjectives plus the name and 3 make a simple accompanying gesture so everyone goes around the circle introducing themselves as bold Daniel and lonely Lauren and Autumn Alex until we get to Ben Ben introduces himself as surfer Ben double quotes he I proceeded to misinterpret at least one key element of each game or exercise to the rest of the class. I have no idea how this man functions in daily life. Since then he's managed to land a few notable additional roles on television, although I worked with a man called Roy, who had theories about how to live life, boy, can I blend in?

One day he turned to me and the other team member. You want to know how to achieve beautiful things. He asked them to go to the store and finance everything. New furniture. new appliances, televisions, stereos, everything, then you don't make any payments and don't show up for your court date, they will end up garnishing your wages, but they get paid much less than the payments would have been a double quote and about a week after. You guys want to know how to buy a house, apply for every credit card you can get, take out the entire cash balance on all of them and use that field for the down payment, then make no payment and no Won't show up to your court date.

Double date for people who think they may know this specific Roy. I last saw him 10 years ago at that time, he was in his early 50s, was sporting a great blonde student and lived in a village in the province. from Saskatchewan, this girl I worked with before she got fired, came to work one day with a broken arm and claimed her boyfriend pushed her during a fight and she fell, we were all very worried about her until she came in a week later and said she stabbed her boyfriend in the hand during a fight to get back at him for breaking her arm and then a few weeks later she told everyone that she was secretly trying to get pregnant because if she got pregnant, her unemployed boyfriend I would have to get a job and help. paid the rent she got pregnant and her boyfriend immediately dumped her guy I went to high school with she was at a party and asked the landlord if she could have her tattoo kit she obviously said no she left and came back an hour later with a balaclava on Demanding tattoo kit was arrested the next day, can't make up for that kind of stupidity.

I've posted this story before, but this seems like another appropriate thread for this story, like when in high school my friend and I were invited to her party. I didn't drive back then, so my friend picked me up. Everything went well on the way to the return party, however, it was stopped when we stopped on the side of the road. I told him I was going to pretend I'd be sleeping since I was the passenger anyway I hear the police officer get out of his patrol car walk towards our car he stops at the window but doesn't say anything I can feel the glow of his flashlight but I don't hear it at all My friends I say and one thing after what seemed like an eternity I decide to open my eyes to see what is happening is when I see my friend the boy who is driving is pretending that he is also sleeping you