Ali G's Christmas Message to the Nation

booyakasha there's a new king in town and his name is allergy recognized because he's heading all over Britain and England to an old channel to keep his promise and also show this live in Jamaica which blows everything away. Irie, respect to the royal family, big time, Elizabeth. I'll go out to the massive Windsor, yes, but if you were Ole Miss, you changed from the Queen's Speech, I understand that she's not that afraid. She used to be the closest she would ever let her get to me. The beast is when I put a tempie on it. peace in my pocket many important things happened in 1999 that would change the world forever.

In January the new KFC opened in Agra, my street next to the benefits office, so now when we pick up Mead I can pop in next door and have some chicken. March my sister lost her cherry four or five times this year was also a sad year in August it was the anniversary of Fergie's death he hasn't been the same with us but there was a tool of happiness for the Royals since this year, for Of course, watching Prince Edmund's charming wedding will finally prove that he is not crazy. Forget what this day really means. Christmas is a wonderful time because everyone goes and visits their families, leaving their houses empty to enjoy a unique opportunity in Bergland.

Now, believe it or not, Christmas is also celebrated by some religious people because even the name Crist Math is named after a very important historical figure, Santa Claus, whose real name is Jesus, they had it 2000 years ago, so If he were alive today he would probably be dead. Think about the world. I went to meet a real Christmas expert to discover peace, cheeky eyes, none other than the Reverend Jeffrey Roper, who will be general secretary of the Council of Free Churches and it will be easier to tell us about the old Christmas theme, so Jesus , How was it? really all dad yeah he was people realize when they listen to him they get wisdom he has really wise words so he was a bit like Tupac Shakur he's not a rapper who unfortunately passed away he got shot his name should be pressed , yeah, so what day was it?

Jesus wanted to be born, well, we think we say we celebrate him this December 25th and it is a true coincidence that he was actually born 400 days a year, whatever the probability of him being born on that day. -a million people in 365 or whatever I mean closer, could have been born in the winter. Jesus used to receive two gifts at a time, a Christmas gift and a birthday gift. People did not keep Christmas in those days. Christmas didn't drag out why because they were so poor no no they didn't know why nowadays why does Jesus walk with them reindeer reindeer but let's be honest does Jesus really exist or is he just your dad in disguise?

Jesus exists but Jesus is not the person in disguise, but I was just saying that because you don't want to ruin the surprise for the kids, whatever it is, let's be honest, just you and me, he said, Dad in disguise, that's not it. really Jesus is coming Jesus is coming we never said it was me four right, so this Santa Claus character people do what you said hello yes and someone generous, someone good wants to give you a gift and they yes, yes, what is the Christmas story ? You have this newly married couple and meri is expecting she's pregnant me and there's no place for them to stay what day no place for them to stay no place for them to stay they're all full but that's because it's Christmas Eve at that time there was a large record of the people who were the wise men were students of the star maps and books of those days and strangely they gave him a little Prezi that's right they gave him a kind of incense incense what is incense it is like an herb yes it is a perfume fact from an ear I think I just tried somewhere that in Amsterdam it is quite strong, certainly not the kind of thing that people are famous for in Amsterdam anyway, really, yes, do you think that the day they received more From an 8 for the fit wheel, they got more than an 8, yes? because these were great rich wise men who work and they got even an ounce of it.

I don't know any other religion that celebrates Christmas. What about the Buddhas? They must celebrate Christmas. I mean, they feel irrelevant. Bridget, what is Ramallah? The man is dingdong. a time when the islamic people go on a month long fast to be calm, be holy and give themselves a little self discipline what is the best gift to give everyone the best gift to give is your love that sounds a bit rubbish . I'm going to get PlayStation. or a Dreamcast which is the best I don't know which is the best Do you think if Jesus was alive today and I'm not saying any, he wouldn't give him Playstation or Dreamcast, what do you think you know he's old? school, but some of the games are like bears, you know, the return of the trash, do you think he's really around today?

Jesus is available for us to be in contact with you, but you won't physically see him because there are Aggies for the same reason. a camel spins around and shouts otherwise Jesus like Jesus not really, says like Jackie Chan dr. chan no, I think he's fooled himself now, Christmas is a time to give gifts even though it's huge and it's also time to think about the kids, some of them are so poor they can't even afford a pair of Nike Air Jordans. I would take them instead. Yes, it appears on this platform, these children's ears are not so poor, but they are very annoying.

Marvin, you wanted the PlayStation, Denis, Johnny, you wanted, oh, and would you tell me one on a Barbie doll, well, let's see how we go, Marvin. I smell all the questions, I don't tell myself lies, maybe next year, if he was a good boy, you'll get the real thing and tell me how about you use it, don't I have you? I have nothing, no family will give it to you. something that while we are here at the end of the year, let's think about how much we accomplished in the last million years ago we were still all monkeys now thanks to something called evolution now we will all be gay in a thousand years.

I don't know what's most important to this next mammal, let's keep it real and keep it clean, peace, love, let it go. Happy Easter to you.