Pregnancy Scare

Many people wonder if these stories are true. Yes, first of all, they are real. That's why I have them on the show so people can say, "Oh, there's a real Martine. Yeah, he's very real. Look at him, you can't fake that." Hell no, man, but just so you know that all the stories you've heard in the past for my specials are all very true, from Martin to my friends who go on the Disneyland ride to my son Frankie, you know that some of you guys really question it. When I'm in the malls or at the airport do you really have a son named Frankie?

I really know. Do you know that he is 13 years old? He looks exactly the same as me and why he is strange because I've only had him for four years. Technically he's my stepson, but I don't like calling him that because I automatically feel like I'm trying to distance myself from, you know, he's mine, plus it seems like I said the exact same thing and I thought that eventually he would grow up and stretch out and start. to look different but he's taller, you know, I have friends I haven't seen in years who come to the house and see him and freak out, they say, dude, when did you find time to have a kid? and I like I just bought it like it looks like you I'm not bad for the spare parts market eh no, it's a pre certified in your engine he is look at the stomach look at this difficult look at the stomach look at this Hercules Hercules Hercules good guy and I tried to adopt them, I tried, but then I found out that my daughter didn't have sole custody, so I had to get a lawyer and then the lawyer was like, Are you so serious about Frankie? and I said yes, I am.

Well, Gabriel, the easiest thing for you is to get married. Are you serious? We are getting married and my lawyer who I pay got angry with me. You want to tell me that you are willing to adopt his child, but no? I am not willing to get married, I am like a friend, I will always like him. I think it's funny because there are a lot of you clapping, but there is someone who is nervous and wants to clap. She's there, she's still real and then, of course, I understand. People ask me well, okay, you have a son.

Have you ever thought about expanding your family? You know it all the time. It's just that now you guys are working a lot and that doesn't mean you know there hasn't been. possibilities because I've had a couple of

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s, you know ladies, I'll let you know right now if you ever think you might be pregnant, don't do what my girl did to me, you know, it's 2 a.m. m., I'm already asleep. and she complains I'm so nauseous I'm not feeling well and I wake you up okay I think I'm pregnant good night and she turns around hey what's up we have to figure out what you're going to do Walgreens 24 hours a day that's what we're going to do I get in Walgreens I don't even have a clue where to find a

pregnancy

test.

I'm looking at all the aisles, they don't have one that says Oops, you know, so I start going. up and down up and down trying to find a

pregnancy

test and then I found the right one. I am reading it and while I was reading it I started noticing all the other products that were next to it and I discovered something and that is, walgreens rite aid cvs and walmart have discovered the evolution of life and took all the products that are necessary for a life and Many of you actually know what I'm talking about, but the next time you go to one of those stores and see the aisle I'm talking about, you'll know.

They will laugh out loud because they will think of me and you. It'll be like, you know, people will be like, What's so funny, oh my gosh, fluffy, because you're going to see exactly what I saw, the evolution of life, as soon as you turn the corner, the first thing you're going to see is condoms next to it. of that lubricant. to that pregnancy test next to those mimes next to that formula and at the end of the aisle they sell beer