SML Movie: Junior's 11th Birthday!

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it's my

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it's my birthday noise noise I love it D yes yes it is I know what my birthday is chef PPI who organized my party at Chuck E Cheese are you coming oh shut up can you go back to sleep wow wow? You'll miss my birthday because you're tired. Well, I'll invite all my friends and my dad will be there and you'll be the only one who won't be there because you're a loser. Julia, don't interrupt me while I'm here. I'm watching TV, my birthday dad, oh you act like every day is your birthday, oh how annoying but let's go to Chuck E Cheese for my birthday, you did that yesterday when you said you had booked Chuck E Cheese for my birthday No, I don't remember, right?

I booked it, so what are we going to Chuck E Cheese? We won't let me watch TV and eat my cheese and beet balls. Leave me alone. Oh wow, I can't believe my dad and the baby chef don't care about my birthday, I guess. I only go to Chuck E Cheese alone hmm, I invited my friend to my party, let me call him to see if they are still coming. Oh guys please respond wait yeah joseph kony let's stop guys what's up? Nothing quiet, yes, just sitting. on bugs, you know, but eating bugs, yeah, yeah, Cody, not everyone is privileged like if you eat normal food.

Sorry guys, calm down. I was calling to see if you would still come to my birthday party at Chuck E Cheese, oh yeah. I'm not going to miss it, yeah, you know, buddy, I'll be there, yeah, 'cause we're best friends, right, yeah, right, yeah, cash fpb and my dad's not coming, that's bullshit, yeah, what I know , I know they're not real friends, so uh. I'll see you guys check out his cheese okay yeah I'll be there buddy okay bye guys you can always count on my friends. I'm a cheesehead right now, oh I guess no one shows up to my birthday party at Chuck E Cheese, well you're early, oh who are you, oh I work here, why are you dressed as a doctor? ?, oh, is it in case you get hurt in one of the games here or if you eat the pizza, oh, would I recommend it, oh.

Well I'm trying to wait for my friends from my party to arrive but they don't show up, yeah I mean it's pretty early, oh I guess I'll wait until they show up okay if you want I guess. I'm going to play some skee-ball by myself. Wow, this is the worst birthday ever. No, we are sure to go to my party. I wish that had never been born. Where I am? Hello, no, Santa Claus, am I at the North Pole? I'm not Jewish, you are in God. what God I'm in heaven oh no Junior this is just a sheet with a smoke machine heaven is much cooler there are so many women that's why some people called me Allah because I have everything under women you understand well life after death , so I'm dead, oh yeah, Junior, you're dead, how did I die?

Someone threw a ski ball at your head and knocked you down with one shot. A very clean and very precise shot. They probably would have turned pro if they didn't have an injured elbow. Oh!, why? Am I not in heaven? Well, young man, you wish you had never been born. So now I will show you what the world would be like if you had never been born. It is my home. Yes it is. I thought it was burned. Oh, that's how it was, but. Since you were never born, the candle never burned, remember something McDonald, yes, that candle caused the fire, yes, someone must have left it on a bed or something, I don't know, oh yes, I can know it was my fault, yes , it was. so my dad still lives here oh yeah, let's go check on him here's your dad, what's wrong with him?

He died, no, well, since you were never born, he could watch television uninterrupted and that's what he did. I watched TV all day every day. day while he ate cheese balls until he laughed himself to death, which actually sounds like a pretty good life, that's probably what I would do if I weren't God. So, at birth, it actually kept my father alive and he was happier. he looks really happy here, I mean he just look at that smile, oh well how about chef PB, is he still alive? Oh he's still alive, let's see, check this out, chef peepee owns a five star restaurant, it's called a pp sampler, we own chevy.

A five star restaurant, but cooking doesn't suck anymore because he doesn't have to take care of you, Chef Peepee has become a professional chef and has made millions from gourmet food from him. He now he is the most famous chef in the world. very good to me, oh yes, I can see it, oh man, what would you like to eat? God, oh just eat the usual chicken parmesan, oh you know that. I want you to know that he is fine, he is with me. Well, does he have a million dollars? 'cause that's like how much does it take to eat here no okay I got it bum yeah you're God so I'll hit the food ticket departments right now wait if the chicken parts are really good oh It's to die for, just ask Jesus, the kid loves it.

How do I know he is my son? What do you think the Pope lives in Italy? All you can eat chicken parmesan oh oh really hungry we could have the food now don't say okay here's the world famous chicken parmesan fbb I bless you oh thank you gosh no yeah oh man this really looks good , oh, okay, so my dad's not alive anymore, no, and the chef looks at a millionaire, you know, so what happened? Everyone else I know will follow me and I'll show you if I can eat first. I'm really hungry Oh wait, I can fix that.

I'm really full of nothing, yeah I put the food inside you, what can you do, that I can do, oh God, oh that's great, yeah, no, follow me, well you're not. I'll pay the customer, this place is expensive, he'll get mad at you if you don't pay well, he can't get mad at me, I created the world, look what I did for him, it'll be fine, follow me, let's get rid of it, okay, now look. What I know about this poor man is that he is the policeman and the doctor no longer, he is no longer one since you were not born, he has no problem to solve and no one wants to hire him, so he really has no home, yes, no .

I don't think he's a bum, but you don't believe me. I'm God, well ask him yourself if you don't believe me, lord, hey kid, you got some change no, that's what everyone says, you just don't want to. Give me money because you're afraid I'll spend it on alcohol, which I will, but that's none of your business. I don't have a problem, you have a problem, well what happened to you? I thought you had many jobs. Yes, I have many jobs, that's why I live in a cardboard box next to a garbage container. No, I don't have many jobs, but I used to be a police officer and a doctor.

Oh no, no one wants to hire me. He pretends to be a police officer or a doctor. They want real ones, if only someone would call me every day to help them with their stupid problems, but that's just a dream. Do you believe Me Now? Yes, they are very sad because he had many things. of jobs well he only had jobs because you needed him, oh that's so sad. Well, what about my friends Joseph and Cody? Your friends, well, let's go check on them. Where I am? We're in a

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theater and if you look next to me, I'll see your friend Cody on a date, yeah, I don't know, shut up and kiss me, oh my daughters, oh yeah, he does because you were never born, he never knew you and since he never met you, never found that Ken doll, remember, oh yeah, me.

I'm the reason he has a Kindle, yeah, and since he never found the Ken doll, he never realized how much he liked boys, so now he's a womanizer. Yeah, I'm done with you, he go find your sister. What are you looking at? We should do nothing. Look, what's up with Joseph? Oh Oh Joseph, oh poor Joseph Joseph, follow me here it is Joseph, oh no, Joseph died, yes, well, he always came to your house to eat, but since you were never born, he had nowhere to go, so he starved himself to death , poor Joseph, yes. Poor Joseph, rest in poverty because he was poor, poor sister Joseph is not alive, my dad is not alive, the broken guys are homeless, Cody, honestly, it seems like everyone is suffering because I was not born.

Chef Peepee is doing pretty well, although yes, Chef Baby is a millionaire. that really shows how much Shep Ubese gave up to take care of me, yeah you see that's the point of this whole Junior, to show you that you should appreciate the people in your life, oh man if I were ever alive again I would I would tell Shelby how. how much I love them and how much I appreciate them well, you're in luck because I'm going to put you back in your body what do you have to remember what we're really talking about hey boy what the hell hey hey boy look why you sound like that God, hey, hey, Boy, wake up and boy, hey, hey, boy, thank God you're alive.

I didn't want to have another incident. I had to inform the company. The insurance on this place is pretty crazy since it's up to me. You'll let some bum over there hit you over the head with a bum who's a god. Oh, did he tell you that? Because last week he told me that he was a magician. Hey, get out of here, get out of here, no. Throw things, get out of here before I call the police. I am the police. Those people. Parmesan is evil lice. Thank you so much. a five star restaurant and have millions of dollars but just because I am poor to take care of myself I do that jr.

I would sell you for a thousand dollars if I had the chance Chevy, you are so amazing, you are the best person in the world and I'm not even mad at you anymore, I forgot my birthday today, what are you talking about? tomorrow idiot tomorrow yes your birthday is tomorrow I don't know why you keep saying yesterday is tomorrow at Chuck E Cheese tomorrow I mean oh yes you are I thought it was okay I'll see you tomorrow Chuckie Cheese I love you so much oh man I can't believe I forgot which one it was My birthday, yeah, it's pretty stupid, Jimmy, okay, blow out the candles and wish for whatever you want, whatever you want, hmm, what do I want?

Would you like Jinyu? I didn't want anything because I already had everything I want here, yeah, what a fool, Junior.