Puberty: The Musical!

experience a journey you swore you would never go through again

puberty

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and the thought of my babysitter Kayla in my head I never knew where my uterus was before but now I feel the cramp I can't ignore

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and this is bad for me. far from me an instant classic says no one Madison was that mean to her mom today on the carpool if only my hormones were racing like hers God that would be cool Martin is so stupid if only I could be a woman like that Adult enough to scream in a boomer, but my breasts are flat and my armpits are hairless.

I'm just a pathetic Late Bloomer. I wish I could stock all the Disney Channel stars who tried to move on to something edgier but couldn't. I started to smell like a grown man, no. I'll ruin it with deodorant, stop thrusting and I just want to stick my penis in something, no matter what it may be, the couch cushions, angry and horny and nothing more, I have a hair on the tip of my penis, hey man, there It's not where the pubes are. They're supposed to grow are you sure that's how to get out of that? It could just be the person with the couch cushion.

No, it's definitely not bad. You're a weirdo. Let us take you back to the memories of your first love. Hi Lucas. Hi Trish. I wanted to. I wanted to ask you something about the dance on Friday. I really wanted to ask you something too. Madison thinks Grant is great. Does Brent even know he goes to this school? Wait Madison C or Madison L. Madison sees who Madison is. She is in her and Rachel's classroom. she does karate oh that's cool but no, Madison C wanted to ask Brent out, well Brent likes Madison C but she had doubts.

Well, Madison C likes Brant, but she was too afraid that he wouldn't go to the dance. Brent can be dropped off at his house. at 6:00 pm that would be perfect for them and no

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would be complete without an unwarranted rap number oh my god, oh my god, I'm that acne attacking me, you'll never hit me, I can't escape my bumpy way , not even with Sarah. I'm a sitting man, you'll need a hitman. I'm too active, unattractive, you better understand that growing up proactive comes with its challenges, herpes, for a kiss on the lips, touching the mouth and that could be the east of STDs, yes, and don't miss it. our controversial number that broadway.com calls traumatizing is too scary too scary how do people do this I can't find the full one I don't know where to put it Comfort should be the goal maxipad Trish there's no shame in wearing me I sure feel like a diaper, but you're not a baby.

Do you use a tampon? You only use sanitary pads. It is a very confusing phrase. Slide me up. Simply push around the hole. It got lost, but I'll find it because I have a sexy big cardboard applicator. The New Yorker. says what I now know is the first school dance here and you kids are going to want to bump and grind and shake all over each other, but remember the coolest new dance trend is to leave room for Jesus, that's how we dance properly put your arms up stand up like a mummy now stand face to face but don't hug clothes stay away leave room for me leave me space this is how people get pregnant leave me space puberty the musical is now airing on disney less is madison the seesaw is madison c.

Sorry, I'm just sitting, sinking into the depths of the Void. Madison thanks, she submits to the chaos since that's a mark and, for p, the shot could be a couch cushion. Okay, okay, you're supposed to do it. We're supposed to wash under everything, yeah, let me go wash myself right, no, okay, there's no now, okay, I wouldn't, I wouldn't. I'm going to look at some drinking fountains that way, yeah, drinking water fountains that way. Okay, Trish Curtin took me. Raise the curtain. Shake me. Very sorry. This is what it would actually be like with a boy I liked.

Media. Madison. Cease. Damn. Spring Dance. You literally said it. We have it. We will get it. you go to school? you go here? I'm a fifth year senior oh wow oh yeah I haven't figured this out yet you look old yeah yeah I know, do we still do this? I'm not fine, yeah, yeah, how much do you cost? I have nowhere to sleep tonight You look comfortable like you could sleep on your stomach You might be fine Yeah, it would be fine, right? I'm going to do that, okay, anyone wants to hit, don't tell anyone, I'm going to call, so don't die.

We are all here, we are all here. Damn, I'm so sick of society. burden of this society