This Is All My Fault…

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is the problem, so we got a call for a sand rail that had a broken wheel. Let's go there and see if we can get it. We have Colin driving the wrecker. We have the client traveling with him. the Red Rock guys hum, they just came up and we didn't have enough seats so they volunteered, so that's great, we got peanuts, the girl, it's shedding season for her, we gotta get her for ab, the customer doesn't. I'm sure where the Sandrail is, so we're splitting up to do some searching. I think we've identified where it is, but we'll divide and conquer, that's not what divide and conquer means.

No, it's not what it is, so divide and conquer. conquer means that you divide your enemy, you divide them into two factions and make them fight each other, so you divide them and then you conquer them. The client sent me a pretty good photo. He is here. Looking at it I can tell it's in a lot of sand so we know it's not on a remote trail here at the Oasis, which is very different from the top of the world is very different

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is the other side of the dunes I was out of town hanging out at the Freedom Factory when this call came in so Tom Tom took the call when He told me a photo of this Sandrail, I looked at it and in a second I recognized him.

I worked at this Sandrail 25 years ago. It was owned by a friend of mine and he was talking to the gentleman here and he told me that he wants to sell it, so anyway I have my wheels turning here. I'm nagging a bit, I even want it right, of course I want it, I need it, it's part of your story, oh my God, it's on top of a hill, yeah, so this is the problem. Broke the adapter yeah the wheel adapter so there's what the adapter is supposed to look like there oh man those are loose yeah all these lugs are loose finger tight we're gonna have to squeeze them.

Wow, look at that, that thing is sweet, right, yeah, that's a light little rail. Yes, I hope we can put a wheel in this hole. That wheel adapter was not up to the task. Is this what I need to do with my Sandra? Yes, that's what I need. We're going to have to work a little. to put this on I wonder if I could use some, oh you're so close, oh you got it right, it's just one of those noisy Saturdays here, yeah there's people everywhere so I'm thinking about making you take this out and You just know, remember.

You have two wheels of different sizes. I don't plan to do anything except take it out. Somehow we have to tighten that other side and that other side loose, yeah man, we're only going to have four of these. Here, so that will get us, yeah, that will get us out of here. Do you want to take out both burritos? Yeah, let's see if we can tighten the other ones. Oh, look, that's a deep dish, right? Yeah, so those kids get in their trucks. Yes, this is a good lesson for you. Colin Colin likes those wheel spacers and rubber wheels on diesel trucks and I told them they are just ball joint killers.

I don't like wheel spacers, but I like wide wheels right there, right there, yeah, okay, we'll be in touch. Okay, thanks again. I appreciate we'll see you later, oh my gosh, oh yeah, this sweet thing, dead battery. I guess that's what we get for buying it without trial. driving at first eh yeah nothing key on yeah keys on do it one more time needs an exhaust oh my gosh I think it's going to be fast we got the tire in storage we got a set of mismatched tires there, so just get out and I'll follow you, take it easy.

Where do you want to go? Green Gate or do you want to go back to the water tanks. Let me think about that. We'll tell you when we decide a few minutes later, okay? We have decided to go to the Green Gate that way, we can leave it there and then pick it up with the backtrack. This is tough, but the fuel pump was off and now we're just going to cruise, so we were talking about the engine of this thing and how it has potential and I dropped the key and I had a nice big key ring, but Colin said it was bothering me. when I was trying to turn it on, so I removed it and it's here. somewhere there can't have gone under the sand that's what they do that's what happens with the sand it's going to be on top there it's okay it's okay we just have to retrieve the roll pick this up this is what I was bothering instead of grabbing the key, you were grabbing all these things mom is going to be very happy so I gave my keys to dad because he is responsible he never hit his landlord Harold would never hit his landlord where are the keys that did I tell them?

I don't remember you. I gave them to him. Do you remember how to give the keys to someone? I handed them to you and you looked at me and said no, okay, so we got the keys and we called him Adam, so there's a rule. a crane rule in Keys when you give the keys to someone you do a little song at a dance so it's very memorable they think you're crazy but at least they'll be like you never gave me the keys and I said remember what I did that crazy song and dance and they were like oh yeah, okay, we've got it loaded, we're going to go back to the store, we work on it a little bit, we take it out to test it, many of you know that Rory is Build Robbie an all-terrain recorder and I'm just not happy with it, the reason is that I think we already have the coolest off-road recorder out there.

I think you know which one we are talking about, no, not that one. No, come on, you guys are just playing with me, okay, okay, if you want to help me protest, go to trailer.com, get the merch, use it when people ask you about it, tell them to stop them now that's it. Out of the way, many of you know that Rory challenged Cletus to a record-breaking race at the Freedom Factory. They will take them around the race track to see who has the fastest record. This is what I'm thinking. I know there are a lot of incredible records, so Chad Fab has Grizz, Rory has an old blue with a blower and Paul has a 62 LS with a blower and I have the biggest and slowest off-road recere in the world, it's true, but come on Guys, it's the best, right? the best, if you want to see this you need to go to Cletus channel, let them know you want to see the Utah versus Florida record style, so after you finish bugging Cletus you need to go to Chad Fab, bugging him, Fab Rats Bug. he Trail Mater, annoying, let everyone know that you want to see them at Freedom Factory preparing for the smackdown talking about the smackdown.

I'm doing it at the Freedom 500 this Friday if you want to see it, there's a PPV, where is that on freedomplus.com? Go watch it, it will be great if you don't watch a live broadcast, don't worry, we are filming everything and we will fix everything. Here on YouTube so you can watch it for free. Going back to the other thing we do, we have it under control. We haven't tried it yet, but he blew his belt halfway through that corner and then got it stuck and is hanging on for dear life. I can set it up right here, hook it up and pull them up and then let you guys take it from there, so we didn't get a call for this job, but we were driving and thought we'd stop and help.

I'm just trying to get on the same page as the rest of us, we stopped to help and he just got out and started doing two wheel drive Donuts. I need you to back up here, that's good, people don't notice the camera. It never does it justice that you could go and barely lean on it and it would fall down the hill, but you don't realize that it doesn't even look like it's at an angle. There are many ways to do what we are doing. We are experimenting because we always like to see where the edge is.

I want to see if the mor can get it up this hill, okay Colin, get on that thing, let me put it on, let me put some tension on it first. Let's do it. I want to go around this one down here, we're just pulling from the low side because that's the side that's stuck, so this wheel is going to offer us a lot more resistance than the wheel that you're getting on this call, yeah, once it tightens up. the rope, if I get on that thing, it'll go, yeah, it's okay, kit, tell me when it's okay, it'll probably be okay, it's okay, Colin's coming in, oh yeah, it won't go, oh, as he moves it like he already I would have done this before, okay, you're in neutral. yeah, oh this is new, what it looks like moving, how low the rope is in the sand.

I'm going to shorten the rope time to keep the brakes on, how about now, now you're okay, but yeah, you're cutting? the Earth, ah, that makes sense, okay, we're ready to start again, that's good, look at this, you have the volume controlled, that's really the green clashing with the blue, if I do say so myself, I'm not an expert, but I barely passed. I started when I was in high school and I had to take it because they forced me to. I don't know if I should be proud or embarrassed, but hey, thanks for letting this help you, yeah, thank you very much, I appreciate it, so we got a call and boy, will it ever be a gift for you today because I'm in pants pajamas, I have my Mischief Maker shirt on, is it my day off?

I deserve it. I've been climbing wall to wall 10 feet high for weeks, just finished. a plane from Freedom Factory to there in Florida. I sat down to dinner and then this call came. He's also in his Crocs. Yeah, I'm totally disconnected, completely disconnected here, so what we're going through here is we have. a vehicle that broke down is actually not too far from the road there is a very famous motor club that this guy is a member of and he told them where they were and they won't come looking for him, they won't come looking for him, just I don't understand that today we are in the rental Jeep.

We're headed to the Overlook Road toggle, but we'll just drag it a few feet to the sidewalk and then the big motor club will come get it. Don't forget the weather report from the lovely Jamie it's about 60° cloudy outside we'll take it out we always do it very well my jeep is going to get muddy I hope he has an eye so I don't have to lie down and I'll get in the m, I see him there same. I wonder what's wrong with the car. Will it be one that you get on and make it work? maybe the traction control it's like we're not moving the road is muddy and it's just not going to let it move I don't know we don't have anything I'm not looking here we might have a good anything to You hold on, yeah, let's see here, we should be looking, I hope it's here, no, we don't.

I don't have it so it's definitely not there, there's usually a special place for them and I don't see that special place, so for those of you wondering why we're not using the tow and pull nautical eye, it's because we're not I don't have it, so we'll put it the old fashioned way. I'm going to lie down in the mud and get online. Total electrical failure. Every warning sign on the car came on at the same time and I lost control of the power steering brakes many times. Fun in this, oh man, I appreciate it trying to think that we should probably get to that turn off that goes right or to the other side of the shooting range, okay, quite a bit of traffic.

I think we have it right here, oh God. Oh my god, okay, that's coming to bring you here, oh yeah, that thing was slinging mud like crazy. I have a little bit on my back, on my back, okay, that was because it has a tow truck coming to take it to a store. We just needed to get it to where the tow truck could take it thanks for seeing what this is another bear where are we going to store this? Hey Siri, call Matt.