Fortnite is banned in my country

Wow, haha. WOW, I love the popular video game Fortnite. *Dab* *Dab* *Dab* *Totally genuine laugh* I love video games. *I N T E N S E K N O C K* *Spinning motion* *EVEN MORE I N T E N S E K N O C K* Hey bro, you know Fortnite is, uh, getting

banned

. Yeah, why what's up, man? You gotta get out of here, bro, the FBI is coming for you. Come on, friend. Do not tell me that. Look, I just have flaky skin. Alright, do you know how many polygons that skin has? Firstly, the FBI only operates in the United States, not the United Kingdom;

This is not their jurisdiction nor a place where they operate. It doesn't make any sense Nononono, you're alone brother, I'm gone, I'm gone. Yeah, I bet you started playing in season six! *The door closes newbie. People today, man. Anyway... Time for some Fortnut ♫ Pillar Men's theme song plays ♫ oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ♫ ASOT intro ♫ Hey, how are you doing? Fortnut is

banned

in my

country

. I'm so happy: Oh wait, I need to be sad. Give me a second, how can all these millionaire YouTubers still make money now? I hope they have good merchandising. Not as good as mine, link, link below in description, buy.

The news came from Prince Harry, I guess he's just salty because he took too long to get on the battle bus. It wasn't done incorrectly, but it's just... When the call comes, there's no way to sit down. He himself said that the game is made for addicts... and I mean, yeah, that's the epic business model. Are you really that surprised? There are new items in the store... Every day. Reminds me a little of the youtuber.. Selling Time Exclusive merchandise.. I'm looking at you, Ffffffffffffffffffffffffff Félix! It creates that feeling that you are missing out if you don't deal with it in time.

Like there's so much expression in Fortnite, with the skins and the emotes. And if you're stuck at the base level with the default skin, you can't even choose which default skin was taken away from you. At first, everyone had a predetermined appearance and made the same gesture. and now... defaulters are treated like second class citizens. Detroit becomes human. The default masks are like the kid with AIDS at the pool party. And he won't stop bleeding in the pool. No, Shannon, your son can't join my group. Not unless he can make the crotch-grabbing gesture. I don't like Fortnite, mostly because I tried to break into the scene and failed miserably. but also because I reinstalled it just to get the flaky skin and then found out I had to spend 40 hours in the game just to get it.

That's not... that's not worth it, man. Jesus. So... is Prince Harry right? No. I don't like children, they are short, chubby and cry all the time. But just because I don't like them, that doesn't mean I'd get rid of them because of that unfortunate thing called human rights and the fact that they're 95% of my viewer base just because you don't like them. something doesn't mean it can be banned. As you know, 10 cent owns a part of Epic and Fortnite. So, Prince Harry, I'll give you a deal: declare war on mainland China and we'll shut down Fortnite.

UH OH GUYS, a challenger is coming. Logan Paul AGREES with Prince Harry. Talking to TMZ I feel like that's something you only do if you're mentally crazy. They stalk you to a pre-planned event, where they blast you with a bunch of questions without your prior knowledge. It's okay, Logan. Look, I understand that video games can be addictive. I'm on New Game+ 12 of Dark Souls, although I squeezed through all the content, I met all the NPCs. I killed all the NPCs. I can't even do PvP anymore because my levels too. high, but do you know why I keep playing?

Because you can kick patches off the edge. Do you remember Morgz? the amazing content creator like... "my mom had..." No, I think he was 15 when he made that video. How can you be an exploitative bastard at 15? I think when I was 15, I was probably building my first dirt house in Minecraft on Xbox Live. Obviously, Morgz's fanbase has to be incredibly mature to follow such a legend. "And today I'm going to play a prank on Morgz." "A fainting joke, so yeah, let's get to it." yoOoOOoOoO ha-ha-ha. Look at all the kids in the crowd, there's like seven of them.

It's okay to be young, okay? I know I have incredibly young fans, but now you understand? Because it's a series... it's a... shut up. Morgz has started appearing in YouTube ads. I'd say it's porn-level acting, but uh. Until Morgz comes of legal age, it's uh... Fortnite family animation level acting. Then wait. Morgz promotes the looting of towns. Reminds me of that time when I stole my friends' Minecraft chest. So what have we learned in this segment? Morgz bad. I don't know if you knew that. I mean there really haven't been many commentary videos about Morgz. I'm definitely one of the first people to cover that.

Also, on the topic of YouTube ads, Apex mobile is now an ad despite. The fact that Apex Legends cannot be played on mobile devices. If you download it, apparently you get a bunch of adware on your phone. Honestly, I would prefer adware to helping Morgz financially to any degree. Shut the fuck up bitch. OMG guys, breaking news. Dr. Phil shaved his mustache and then celebrated by claiming my video complaining about him claiming my videos. I am so happy to be able to help them finance the next mansion. Dr. Phil You really need that money, and I'm so happy that you just completely ignore the legitimate uses.

Thank you goodness, breaking news. Someone put this meme on my subreddit and I'm not happy. How am I not informative? Have you seen Petscop? Have you seen Refund Hunt? Have you seen... sex in the car? DISGUSTING I SPIT ON YOU. Uh, let's see what Felix is ​​doing? He makes much better content. H E L L BEFORE THIS VIDEO BEGINS, I have an EXCITING announcement about when I will be partnering with dlive. That's how everyone is. For those who don't know what dlive is, it is a live streaming platform. Now you can say the n-word on another platform! and a and Also, Félix, go back to Japan for your videos, please.

Since you returned home, your camera quality is 144p and your microphone is very fried. It hurts me. HELLO GUYS, IT'S ME PEWDIEPIE. I HAVE A NEW MICROPHONE. I HOPE IT SOUNDS GOOD. Please make a full video about this youtuber who keeps stealing cutie-pies content. The worst part is that he made a video that looks huge and steals its content, sad, yeah, you're funny. and remove. go away There is a girl who makes that meme. I was going to react but PewDiePie just...killed it and buried it in his backyard with all the other memes. So I'm going to create a meme and watermark it so it can be stolen for a meme compilation.

I was going to end the video but then a major meme was discovered. We found... physical evidence that there are black holes in our society. And of course, when there are massive scientific discoveries in the community, that donut looks pretty tasty. H M M MMM M MM M. I don't care what your orientation is. Straight, gay, bisexual, asexual, you need a black hole in your life. Alright? I've seen so many memes of the moon wearing Majora's mask despite never having played an actual Zelda game in my entire life. BREATH OF THE WILD IS A LITTLE EASY, DO YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH A MOON THAT PLACES WITH THE ENTIRE PLANET?

I do not think. THIS IS SO SAD. Can we PLEASE have success in chat guys? It's a bit scary, I could easily imagine it if, like in World War III, nuclear weapons were declared falling everywhere. A well-known society would come to an end and people would still remember it. I'm going to try to recreate an angry singularity noise. WHO DIDN'T LIKE IT? I WANT NAMES. I'm... NOT happy that someone didn't like that video. A Peter Parker meme. Oh my god, the red rings of death. I remember having an xbox. Receive the red rings of death. Like the first year the console came out, sending the console to Microsoft for repair, and then they have the AUDACITY to ask me.

To pay for the postage back home and to pay for the repairs, I think it was about a hundred and ninety-two hundred pounds. Thanks everyone for watching guys, I know you enjoyed the video as much as I did. I know a lot of you have been asking me to play Minecraft with Bella Delphine. It's coming, it's in process. It has been recorded and we are now in the editing process. I'M VERY HAPPY. If you liked the video, subscribe. Please. YouTube just... YouTube just doesn't recommend my videos to anyone anymore. So you're... you're the only reason I'm still here.

Have you heard of this anime called JoJo's Bizarre Adventure? It's a pretty small anime. I don't think anyone has heard of it until now.