Honest Trailers - The Lord of the Rings

From the director of the King Kong Universal Studios attraction comes a film adaptation of the overly dense nerd-by-ball that employed an entire nation. When a fagina eye awakens it's up to this hobbit and this band of fantasy boys to destroy its jewels, prompting these unlikely heroes to embark on an 11-hour sightseeing business trip through roeme-riddled New Zealand Hiker Hi Earn more walks and rides Join our heroes as they take on useless armies of Middle-earth, all vying for the most powerful object in the world. world, the one ring to rule them all. which does absolutely nothing but turn you into an invisible crackhead, a quest for so long, these hobbits will have to be carried by horses, carried by orcs, carried by trees, carried by eagles and carried by hobbits.

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a warm tongue Legolas I'll do it for you Sam from the award-winning visual effects team that launched the career of a man who must now wear tight spandex and stitches on his face for the rest of his life, comes a film filled with so much manly compassion you'll think you're watching Brokeback Mountain Dew, a story that strives to prove that people from all walks of life can work together as long as they're all white seriously, even when they die, whiter people come back and more adventurous where every main character faces constant mortal danger, but only Sean Bean die, wow, I haven't. seen that before starring homeless vegan magnet Morton Stein Gwyneth Paltrow Morningwood Zagal Athena kanakas fat Rudy Game of Thrones reference Harold and Kumar light eyes and Lindsay Lohan the Lord who took so much from Peter Jackson's life that he didn't want it to end causing five completely separate endings that go on and on forever, making it very difficult to hold your pee.

The Lord of the Rings trilogy, a film with such false emotional risks. Gandalf will sacrifice himself for his friends just to come back to life somehow, so it's not really a sacrifice. and a story where the protagonists cannot win their own battles without the convenient armies of ghosts, living trees and magical eagles. The Lord of the Rings trilogy. I can't believe we're only halfway through this Peter Jackson nerdgasm. Happy Hanukkah screen junkies be sure to check out our trailer for Jewish Elf. Oh, and if you think I sound different, read the description below and don't forget to leave a comment with something you'd like to hear me say in my epic voice: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard.

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