Dave Chappelle On Dixy Chicks & Angelina Jolie vs Jennifer Aniston Dave Chappelle

The whole country has become an idiot. Everything you say bothers someone, but you're taking it too far. I don't know why or how everyone became so sensitive. You know, who hates me more. The transgender community. yeah, I mean, I didn't realize how bad they were. I was really upset about the latest Netflix special, it's tough man, I don't know what to do about it because I like them, I've always never had a problem with them. In fact, I think I'm making fun of everyone and I mean as a group of people, I have to admit it's kind of funny, sorry bro, it's like I've never seen someone in a situation so funny that it doesn't make sense. from the humor about being born feeling that there is something more than his birth and that is kind.

It's funny you know, it's funny if it's not happening to you I think I don't understand transgender people either, but I know they mean what they say, they cut off their dick, that's all the proof I need. I've never seen someone just throw away. his penis away i don't need it i don't understand it but i believe you and support your decision i was doing a show i was in portland oregon and they checked me into a hotel under the name cheese charles edward i came back to my room late at night and there was a Note that it was like a letter on my desk that was addressed to Mr.

Cheaters, so obviously I'm going to assume that whoever wrote this letter must be a close friend of mine, not some kind of name that a person would just guess, but then I open the letter and it turns out that I don't know this person at all, it's a letter from a fan, you know, I'm not even used to the idea that I have fans, but I'm grateful for it. and uh, I don't read those letters, it would be nice if I did, but really it's like my Santa doesn't have time for this, I want to do it.

I'm trying to relax, read all these dreams and wishes from strangers, but. then, but I read it, I had already opened it, so I read the whole letter and you know what man who wrote this letter really loves me. I mean, they were very nice in the letter and then they described to me what it was like they came on the show how excited they were how much fun they were having and then they said when I got to my jokes about transgender people they were devastated because it turns out that whoever wrote the letter was transgender now I'm going to be real for a second, as a politician, you have to understand that I never feel bad about anything I say here and I would never admit it to you if I hadn't locked your phones away, but it was a very strange thing, like when I read this letter.

It made me feel bad. I didn't feel bad about what I said, you understand, I felt bad about making someone else feel bad, be honest, I don't even know what I said that upset that person. I have so many jokes about transgender, but I feel. I feel like it was probably this joke I'm about to tell you right now and it's not even that bad of a joke, it's a real joke. I mean, it's not true, but I had read in the paper that Caitlyn Jenner was contemplating posing nude. in an upcoming issue of Sports Illustrated and I know it's not politically correct to say these things, so I just thought about it.

I'll say it for everyone else, it sucks, you know, sometimes I just want to read some stats. I do not know why. I'm going to put a man in the middle of the sports page like this. I just didn't think that was the place for it, but I wasn't saying anything like Caitlyn Jen is a bad person. I'm not mad at her. doing it not even mad at Sports Illustrated if I'm mad at someone I'm probably just mad at myself you understand it's deep down I know I'm not strong enough not to look at those pictures and I don't think I will.

I'm ready to see what he's trying to show me, so Caitlyn. Damn, if you keep going with this you better try harder, go home. I want you to go all the way Hustler style. Do you know what Hustler style means? Miss, that means spread your lips, I hope you open your lips and there's a little dick inside, ah, the show is behind the curtains, I don't know what I said that bothered that person, you know, I can remember when it all started, that's when Chappelle was doing. Show when I was doing the Chappelle Show I used to do the show and then on the weekends I like concerts and so on, so I was doing a concert and there was a couple in the front row, a beautiful couple, the wife, the wife, obviously it was Asian.

I can see it in her husband's face, this was mysterious to say the least, he couldn't pinpoint where she was from. The caramel color had very nice hair, but she could have been from anywhere, Bangladesh, Mexico. I can't guess with something like that. What I knew for sure about this guy was that his wife was one. I could see that in his face too. No, he was laughing and having a good time and she was scowling at me on a damn comedy show. I couldn't understand it and then at some point I realized that she was pregnant and I was smoking on stage.

AG I said, Oh my God, that's probably why she's mad, so I started to put out my cigarette, but then she hit me with one of those fake non-smoker calls, so I kept smoking. I thought to myself that the baby will be fine, relax and tried to break the tension. I just asked him, that's all I said. I go, hey, where are you from, anyway, and I realized that she was all over me, she goes in a very condescending way, she says, I. I'm from California, if you're asking about my ethnicity, I'm Chinese and her husband was cool about this, he was like I'm Mexican, bro, I said well, I'm sorry if I offended you by asking, but you're so beautiful. couple and miss there is no doubt that they are going to give birth to the hardest working baby this world has ever seen that is not a bad joke she got very upset she got up to leave immediately but she didn't leave she just had to take one last hint on the way out I will never buy one of your DVDs again Dave Chappelle I told her ma'am, with all due respect, Chinese people don't buy DVDs and the crowd went crazy, we all laughed, we had a good time.

I didn't even think about it and then just three days later this lady sends a letter to my promoter telling him not to hire me for shows anymore because I was racist, uh, and I'm citing her as being insensitive to the nature of my interracial marriage, It was like if she had done some research, she would know that I myself am in an interracial marriage, that's true, in fact my wife is also Asian. Surprise I will see you on Thanksgiving but my wife is not Chinese she is Filipino that's right