Snl moments that are stingy with the mustard

well, would you like a tasty mini coffee? I said no, you'd like an ooey gooey, delicious, delicious, I guess not, you'd like a delicious toasty toasty cheese, get that one. I already ate one and I didn't like it. His face is so cold. How do you solve a problem like Matthias? How do you make it seem like this makes sense? Why would he come to rural Scandinavia? At least we made this frozen world die first. Oh yes, now it's a veritable rainbow of colors. He loved you in Key and Peel. Well, comedy sketches are great, but at some point you have to move on, you know, you do, yeah, after a few years, you just have to do something more artistic, you know how old you are okay, Steve, because there are some people in Africa, right?

Now where it's like no, I bet you don't even know what country you're in, I do know what country I'm in, you know I like you, you should come to Russia and with me and we can go clubbing, oh okay, I'm sure they have a girl today, ladies, leave your man at home, the club is full of wolves and very dangerous, dan, there is an old saying behind every successful man, there is a woman, a loving, generous woman, but you wouldn't know anything about that, dan, because there is no one old. saying about what's behind a miserable failure Jane, you're ignorant, the neighbor boy showed us porn on his phone, we didn't look away, we liked it, father, why did we like it?, father, well, you know what We'll talk later, okay, so just. go play, okay, who knows what those amnesia shots I need, they're yours, good night, give me that, there it is, hey, no, I'd like to guess, uh, the phrase, take a look at the chicken of the golden eggs, okay, that doesn't start with a pee.

It's not your turn and my name is not dawn wait wait no, we're not going to eat chicken, they're homophobic okay, that's such a neoliberal notion to equate individual responsibility with collectivist politics Terence don't talk like that you read theory you don't read theory I leo theory help cesare theory what theory reads podcast hey, we've heard a lot about lewis, what the hell is going on with clark? Hello, I'm Donnie Grande, I will be playing the role of a trusted companion. clark soldier political explorer and boo slave owner uh okay i invented a dance called doink doink okay let's see it right what's up guys it's your main squeeze the devil sorry spencer show campbell what what do you have?

I've been working on it, I don't know, I don't feel comfortable anymore. You have a hose inside the house. Oh, Mr. Mrs. Campbell, this is true, this is Mrs. Campbell. Do you see that she is a dancing gentleman? What is the dance? We did some Mrs. Campbell dances. that's not the dance there's something you should know before you go I'm pregnant oh congratulations the baby is yours you're going to be a father chad no thanks make me make me honey you're not worth it crabs are for horses and chickens and fish hit me three times and you I'll grant your wish three two one oh, oh, would you like to try a snickers pie today, buddy, I've got a pink hummer limo full of party people, the only thing is we've got some empty stomachs, oh?

Oh my god, look at Bowen, wow, the first Asian cast member, now you're dusting me off, Twitter is going to eat you alive, read something inside, learn a book and now we'd like to introduce you to the writer of our songs, the little guy Tony Garage, Latony, get out of here, happy. christmas for the kids 39 cents that's less than a small cup of coffee but it can make all the difference in the world to the people of this town ask for more sorry ask for more money why are you starting so low? We need bipartisan ships bipartisanship like ships that are bipartisan look at ships you need to grow up sad that's a beautiful song I don't want to fall in love can you hear the years of pain in her voice your singing alone gave me years of pain you're so ratchet I'm not No, yeah, ratchet Come on, mate, get off James Corden, James Corden, come on, don't bend over.

I saw a camera somewhere. I got the meaning. Okay, Kendrick Douglas. I hit my wife and I am her wife. I slapped his butt. homeless people who can't even pay their mortgages walk a lot like phoenixes, skinny, skinny, but still scary, dance on stairs, stomp, chubby puts a pillow on crazy mom, but what this movie is really about It is from the white man's wrath. white male rabies joker or as the Chicago health commissioner explained it cats fight rats and that's dead okay right oh my god I'm sorry that's crazy are you ready to absolutely order?

We want three foods, let them be four foods and if we are bad, why? not four meals and a bite I'm sorry too, why can't Secret Santa be openly gay today? Yes, but they are taking them away from me. Yes, little horse, say hello too much. Simpson. Marge Simpson. You're not supposed to be awake. Oh, buddy, I'm not Marge, I'm the devil and you are my greatest creation. Came to life in the big city. The black widow had it all figured out. Remind me to call whoever invented heels and leave him a nasty message. Hi, friend. eyes up here you pointed down first oh, is that my daughter and when they murdered her they murdered my daughter?

I'm scared wait a minute 80 Hey I was just telling Lauren how much I love you in sketches sketches I have my own show on Hulu says what well and I know you love this fat ass it's iconic you're talking to a legend, well even legends go to church so you need to get to God and you need to thank him for my beautiful fat ass, um, God, I know it's been a while, but I just want to thank you for that ass that is worries about him. You are so cool and so funny. I don't want to be funny.

I want to be all sexy. Then there is the spoken part. Yes, it's morning. go but I'm ashamed I failed you're German yes they don't even have thanksgiving there you didn't fail me you did your best and I love you bye wait what's your name? wow, what a turkey day night so who is the Boy, why do you think there is always a boy? Thor, honey, you're putting ketchup on your cereal, so maybe you're going to make a sandwich or something. Okay, you can make us

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I was snooping around trying to see what Clooney had on you when an avalanche of boxers buried me. Oh, come on, be careful, Graham, please, you won. Don't greet your future grandson oh hello welcome to the family I already love you with all my heart even though you're half American which means you're half traitor no and you two don't know each other no no our clothes came off we never said a word my thing got scared and my face turned red