Gordon Ramsay's Funniest Moments on Kitchen Nightmares UK

Should we talk about the duck? Yeah, come on, what did you put in that sauce? It's like science fiction sperm. Sci-fi sperm. Yeah, where's the orange juice? So it's an orange pumpkin. Yes, a concentrate. Yes. You already know all the reports. the people who make it love the sauce well he preferred the Kabab that's why the W Factor dish when you know it comes out on the hood I think he can see that part of what we do is that's how they always serve oh . Jesus, it's the kind of thing you imagine, Jord and eating with his hands behind his back, it's someone who's making fun, how can you expect something like that to be cooked at the same time as a stinky cabat?

It may not sound that exciting, but it should taste delicious and that, in terms of presentation, looks like a p that's your signature dish, which is scallops with fried p and black pudding sauce H Anders mhm it certainly looks good, does it? do you think he has to be sick? He just went and gave him me, a stale scallop, someone get him a drink, baby, how can you eat that if you knew they were off, didn't you say no, no, I didn't know they were off, they're mixing, don't you know that? Now yeah, yeah, it took a while until now I know what it means, I feel bad now it's um, it's Grim, it's grim and it's out of order.

I didn't realize so I guess it's my fault, I could really kill someone, that's the Bottom line, but then I came to this idiotic thing that Kebab, have you ever sat at a table and watched six customers with your This donkey's cock swinging in front of your face? It's very funny, well, that's, you know, it's a conversation starter. a, it's a fact, well, factor, yes, without any preparation, the

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is in chaos, there are not even enough food labels and just strange things lying here, what is that dog? So what do you need now for service?

Because the place looks like Spar if there are 30 people coming to dinner are scaring me a little, no, they're scaring me too. Carrots, broccoli, beans, bread, shrimp, is it normal that at this time of the afternoon you go to the shops like this, yes, yes, so you don't actually get the stuff then for at least another hour, to Sometimes I don't get them until 6:00, when the customers come through the door. I find it incredible that the head chef should order supplies, but she has been shopping at a supermarket because she doesn't want to pay. Phil, let him do it for her before moving on.

What I wanted to tell them both is that the supermarket is not good enough if there is any doubt about any chance of survival. Yeah, the cost of having dinner at home we'll be sitting here at 4:00 looking for a list let alone running a restaurant beans, okay, French beans, vegetables, I think beans, beans, beans, oh God, no, no, beans, wait until the next one, good beans, no, they're cut, they're packaged. I'm sorry, damn. How do you want Raw in good? What did we get yesterday? I think it was RA, yes, yes, are you sure how many you would like?

Oh, a couple of, well, shed a few pounds, all of those and a few more, if you have them, you have a little more. What's up, this is ridiculous, you know, that's panic buying steak phet, but I should have given it to a cheaper wholesaler, sing, it's 5 5, where's the pH status? Well, it's here somewhere, they mustn't know we're coming, no, that's it. It's never happened before that they don't have rum steak, rum steak, no, how much does it cost? The first customer comes, you want to put out a cigarette quickly, do you mind that you wouldn't tell me if you did?

Hey, yes I do, but come back, this is the challenge. You're fine, whenever you want to leave, get out of this

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and disappear. outside to smoke, you put a saucepan in the Box every time I swear, I put a saucepan in the Box here and it stays there. Lenny doesn't smoke or drink, he doesn't curse for me a medium to good lamb a chicken and ribs an hour portion of the fries 8:15 you separate Pastor Les and let Richard fix them, he can cut them for you, that's all , now we are working like in the kitchen, guys, there you have it.

I don't know how well Lenny will do in this. challenge what's in the glass vodka water hell too fast wait, wait, we're starting to fill up, we've started it, yes you did, add another one, there you go, happy, yes, let's have your nice and check, check, We sent three tables boice please don't start now okay, it's hard to break habits have a lifetime yes, for the stars please L BL how long are you? How far away are you now? 2 minutes 2 minutes thank you and it's 8:00 so you should get ready for your next cigarette, thanks to f for that, you passed F in 2 minutes, jeez.

That thing, it takes two of us to lift it so far. Alright, no drinking, no smoking, and the fresh fish cakes are coming down like a storm. How cute they are. nice and light M Clean, we're serious, yes. Lovely A smoked salmon patte two cotton fish cakes one cotton mold oh I can't send the decent fish cakes with one of those cotton mold Jettas and this is a big step for you and me I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but I think you should go and tell them I don't think that's something your mom should go and do, no, that's your kitchen, yeah, okay, okay, come back, sell the fish tap, where go?

The real special fish cakes are homemade today and they are beautiful and I'll be honest the others are frozen try them please pride and trust that's the home made one to die for and you talked more here in the last 2 hours that you. I did it for 3 days last week, yes, and it sounds fantastic, right, you sound in control and look great, thank you. Lennon has proven that he can spend a quiet night without the usual distractions from him. I can smoke, smoke some fennel seeds or here you are. go, try it, try it, try, this is therapy, go on, try it, go, it's not bad, actually, God, I'm smoking asparagus now and it tastes delicious, you rated the food a 10 so far, what I've tried.

I'm ashamed, that too. bad