Maggie - 3 - Pack Up Your Troubles / Rub a Dub Dub / The Carrot

♪ Maggie and the Big Bad Beast in Nowhere Land ♪ ♪ To Nowhere Land ♪ ♪ Come if you can ♪ ♪ Hey, come on, come on ♪ ♪ To Nowhere Land ♪ ♪ With Maggie and the Big Bad Beast ♪ BEAST : Great moogly moogly! (Wind blowing) MAGGIE: Very nice. A little more together, please. That's perfect. Now everyone is smiling! Now where did I put my crayon? (Sheep baa-ing) May I beg

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pardon? (Beast hiccuping loudly) What was that? (Beast hiccups loudly) (Light, inquisitive music) I know I had that crayon here somewhere. (Sheep baa-ing) What a peculiar day. (Hiccup loudly) From this corner to that corner. And from that corner to this corner. (Hiccups loudly) (Sighing) This is not a ship.

I wonder what I did wrong. (Hiccups loudly) (Sighing) HAMILTON: Oh, Beast! (humming) You'll never guess what I have. Oh! Wow, that was close. So what's in the box, Hamilton? In this box there are a dozen... (Beast hiccuping loudly) Ahhhh! Oh! (Gloomy Horn) (Gasp) A dozen smashed pumpkin muffins. Do not be sad. But I spent all morning preparing them. I burned the first batch, dropped the second, and now crushed the third. Yuck. Let's go find Maggie. (Hiccup loudly) She'll know what to do. OK. ♪ (Wind blowing) (Yawning) There, it all ended. (Wind blowing) Oh no! (Baa-ing sheep) ♪ Wow!

Hello, Maggie. Hello, Maggie. (Hiccup loudly) (Laughing) So, you're the one making that noise. What are those? I'm trying to make paper boats, but my... hiccups!... hiccups keep getting in the way. Oh. (Gasp) That's my drawing of the sheep from the dream. The wind took it away. I'm sorry, Maggie. I can't help it that my horns are so sharp. I'm the Fierce... hiccup!... Beast, you know. It's not a good day, is it? It's a peculiar day. (Beast hiccuping loudly) Things aren't that bad. Well, I just wish my problems would disappear and go far, far away. Hey, I have an idea!

We will send our vacation problems to the sea on a boat. Say hello to googly...hiccup!...moogly. I'll fold them and you can flatten them. ♪ (Beast hiccuping loudly) ♪ Now, what's our first problem? Hmmm, what about

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drawing? That's not really a problem. I can always draw another one. Drawing is fun. What other thing? My muffins are flat. Mmm, they taste very good. Delicious. Actually? You've invented something new here, Hamilton. What do you mean? Muffins that you can keep in your pocket. (Hamilton laughs) Muffins you can hide and find again. Muffins that you can throw like frisbees! (Maggie laughs) (Maggie, Beast and Hamilton laugh) Well, it looks like this isn't a problem either.

I have one. I couldn't make my paper boats because I have hiccups. But we have made the boats and I no longer have hiccups. Great moogly googly! So what are we going to send out to sea? We can ship these ships. Yeah! Let's do it! BEAST: Goodbye! Bye bye. Have a good trip. (Maggie sighs) ♪ (Thunder) MAGGIE, HAMILTON, BEAST: Rain, rain, go away. Come again another day. Rain, rain, go away. Come again another day. I think it's working. Let's try it one more time. ALL: Rain, rain, go away. Come again another day. MAGGIE: It worked. Hurrah! (Laughing) Come on, Hamilton.

I don't know, the water is a little cloudy. Get out of my way, here I come! (Splashes) Hooray, Beast! (Laughing) Ohhhh, look. That? All I see is more mud. Oh! (Laughs) What a mess. Go, Beast, go! (Maggie and Hamilton laugh) (Laughs) Whoa, whoa! I'm a big, muddy ferocious beast, aren't I? Yes, and you need a bathroom. A bathroom? Oh, I love bathrooms. Here I go! Wait! Why don't you give me your places? I'll wash them for you. Well... you know I like to have my stains on at all times. It's okay, Beast. Hamilton will take good care of them.

OK that's fine. Ewww! Get out of the way, Maggie! (Splashes) (Sighing) Here's some soap. Understood! (humming) Don't lose any of my spots, Hamilton. Don't worry, Beast. Do you need any help? Oh yes, please! Rub a beast in the bathtub. Rub-a-dub-a-rub, rub, rub. Rub-a-dub-a... (blowing bubbles) Glub-a-bub-a-rub, rub, rub. Okay, Beast, it's time to rinse off. (Splashing) (Maggie laughing) (Beast laughing) Let's take a look at you, Beast. You are 100 percent squeaky clean. Absolutely clean, that's me. (Laughing) Beast! I'm sure the sun feels good. (Sighing) Are my places ready, Hamilton? Yes, they are dry. What happen? My place feels weird.

It also seems funny. Look, it's all wrinkled. Oh no! I knew we shouldn't wash them. Quick, Hamilton, to your box. We need something to flatten these points. ♪ I don't have an iron, Maggie. Keep looking, Hamilton. We'll find something else that works. Oh! This is it, Hamilton. A book? How will that help? I'll show you. Stains, please. We put them in the book like this, close the book and sit down. Come on. ♪ How long will we be sitting here? Just for a while, until your spots are no longer wrinkled. How long does a little while last? Is it as long as the River of Dreams?

No, no so much. That's a long, long time. It's more like this. Oh. Maggie, is a moment longer than a moment? Yes ah. And the little time is over. Ta da! Hurrah! Thank God! Cool moogly. That is much better. Thank you! (Laughing) You're welcome, Beast. Now, all your stains are clean and flat. And I have to thank you for that! Stop, Beast. I see a blue-eyed berry picker. Where? I see. Look. Where? Hamilton, look. Isn't that a red-winged spoonbill? Where?! There he goes. Where? Let's move on, Beast. Oh, all good. (Sighing) Don't feel bad, Beast, we're forced to...

Look at that funny bunny. Where where? He'll never dig up that

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himself. Where?! Why are you screaming? Because no one ever answers me. (Laughing) Beast, look, right there. Cool moogly. He can't do it alone. Let's see if we can help you. ♪ Excuse me, I think you could use a little help. This is my

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, and I will definitely dig it up and pull it out. What a nasty little guy. We really wouldn't mind giving you a hand. I hope they are all gone by the time I count 10, because I have said it before and I will say it again, this is my carrot, and without a doubt, I will dig it up and take it out.

The little one seems a little shitty. His color is strange and his ears are drooping. That rabbit is as crazy as a spotted white hen. He wants us to leave when he counts 10. Well, that carrot may be his, but surely, if he doesn't let us help him, he'll never get it out. (Rabbit moaning) BEAST: Cool moogly moogly. I hope he's not hurt. The poor thing just fell to the ground. Poor bunny. Let's take him under that willow tree. ♪ My carrot, where is my carrot? Don't worry, he hasn't moved an inch. Keep him quiet. I'll make you something to eat.

It's okay, we'll take care of you. (Sighing) Thank you. What is your name? Nedly. It is a very pretty name. I'm Maggie. And I am the Fierce Beast. Hamilton, I'm Nedly. Hello Nedly. I made you a nice cup of lettuce tea and some cucumber sandwiches. Oh, I love it when you cut the crust off the bread. They look very elegant. ♪ How do the sandwiches taste, Nedly? Delicious. Don't you want some? Oh no, thanks. Those are for you. Oh, there's more than I can eat. Well, there's no use letting them go to waste. HAMILTON: Stop, Beast! We must get that carrot out of the ground for Nedly.

Let's get going. I've never tried cucumber sandwiches and I love it when you cut the crust off. (Maggie laughing) Wait here, I'll get a rope. Have you ever seen a carrot this big? (Laughing) That's a huge amount of carrot for a bunny. HAMILTON: This is what we'll do. I'm going to tie this rope to him. Okay, pay attention. Beast, you take the ends of the rope between your teeth and pull. Maggie and I will hold on and help as much as we can, okay? One, two, three, pull! (Moaning and complaining) Let's try it again. One, two, three, pull! (Moaning and complaining) Ugh! (Loud noise) My carrot.

My carrot, isn't it beautiful? And it's all mine! Test it. Good idea. ♪ Yes, it tastes horrible. I guess it's been underground so long it tastes like wood. (Maggie, Hamilton and Beast laugh) What's so funny? ALL: You! (Maggie, Hamilton and Beast laugh) (Nedly laughs) I was ridiculous, wasn't I? I wasted three whole days trying to dig up that horrible carrot. But now we have another problem. What are we going to do with the carrot? You're right, Hamilton. We must do something, but what? (Bird singing) I have a plan. (Maggie whispering) ♪ Look, two families have already moved. Where?

That was a great plan, Maggie. And thanks for helping, Nedly. You helped me and it was only fair that I help you. And I'm happy with how the story ends. I dug up that carrot with the help of my friends. When you think of me, remember these words: Nedly's carrot was suitable for birds. (Birds singing) ♪