She-Hulk - This Is Rock Bottom

congratulations Galadriel, you have defeated everyone as always, well done, you can go home now. I thank you that you have not known evil as I have, but you have not seen what I have seen, I have seen my part, you have not seen what I have seen. Seen, I've seen She-Hulk Jesus cry, where do I start with

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? I mean, I know I've filmed on Marvel TV shows in the past for basically being an endless race to the

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chewing up popular characters and tarnishing the legacy of previous movies in a desperate effort to release the next product or spread the message or just keep content flowing at full capacity for Disney plus, but as bad as they were, there was at least some semblance of quality control, some attempt at that. coherent story, it was rarely a good story and definitely not worth your time, but at least you felt like there was some kind of point to the show, but She-Hulk is a different Beast, a show that lacks even the basic elements of a story with which for Grapple, whose one-dimensional cartoon cast lurches and meanders from one meaningless episode to another without any sense of where they're going or why, while desperately trying to make jokes that are about as funny as a diet diagnosis for the cancer, it's a spectacle. which seems to have been conceived and written in the space of a single afternoon by a creative team and I used the word creative to describe these people in the same way I used the words faithful adaptation to describe rings of power that couldn't quite believe that they actually They had given them the concert and after seeing it I can't believe it either and since I want to get

this

over with as quickly as possible, let me outline the plots and believe me, this is not going to work. take a long time because almost nothing happens in this show, the story as it stands starts with Jennifer Walters, a successful lawyer and that's basically all I can tell you about her because that's all there really is to her life and personality, she She is a lawyer and she really likes her job and that's all, but when one day she goes out driving with her cousin Bruce Banner, who somehow managed to become Mark Ruffle again, the rest of the plot could also happen, she gets involved in a car accident because he wasn't paying.

Attention to the Roads takes the unfair stereotypes that women are bad at driving and, as she pulls him out of the accident, some of Bruce's blood fuses with hers, thus turning her into a female version of the Hulk, a She-Hulk. , if you will, of course, this presents. All the trouble because randomly turning into an unstoppable rage-fueled monster could put everyone around her at risk, meaning she'll have to learn to be extremely cautious and develop absolute self-control. Are you serious? Oh wait, I'm just kidding, that's the plot. for a completely different and much better TV show, in the case of She-Hulk, it's more like a light switch that she can turn on and off whenever she wants without repercussions in resource costs or danger to herself and also remains completely ready and in control of herself. while she's in Hulk form, well that's lucky, it's almost as if the writers now have complete creative freedom to do whatever they want without any restrictions or limitations anyway, it's not long before she's forced to reveal his powers when this fool bursts into his courtroom with absolutely nothing.

Reason why the editing is awesome, guys, the incident causes Jen to lose her job, but that's okay because literally five minutes later, she's been hired by a different company that wants her to represent superheroes and villains. like She-Hulk. Well, don't you love her? Actions and decisions have serious long-term repercussions for the protagonist and those around him. Spider-Man could only dream of character developments of such quality. Jennifer's job now is to represent superpowered people in various court cases that show the writer's complete ignorance of American laws. system while navigating the trials and tribulations of dating as a famous green monster lady, thus displaying the writer's complete ignorance of modern men's culture and normal interaction between humans Honestly, it's really hard to know where to start when it comes to criticize this show because virtually every aspect of it is so irredeemably horrible that it's practically a waste of time to try to examine it.

I mean, I guess we could also start by judging a book by its cover, which in this case means the pictures, now anyone with a working nerve. You don't need me to tell you that She-Hulk is a visual nightmare, the CG is the kind of awkward, choppy, poorly animated garbage you'd expect from a low-budget superhero show from the mid-2000s. Jen moves and walks with all the grace and fluidity of an NPC in a PlayStation 2 game to the point where I kept waiting for her to get stuck in doors and start glitching and it's even worse when she actually has to talk half the time, her mouth doesn't even match the dialogue she is saying, Your Honor, I think this information would be incredibly relevant given the nature of the complaint, how could this come from the same studio that made things like Thanos and what's really mind-blowing is that in They were actually five foot seven? inch model to act as a reference point for the animators, which raises the rather obvious question of why they didn't just paint it green and save a lot of money.

The writing is another huge smoking turret that absolutely needs to be addressed in the overall plot. is basically nonexistent, each episode seems to have been conceived by having a group of nine-year-olds write a bunch of one-sentence ideas on a board and then throw darts at them to see which ones appeared on the board. I mean nine year olds, that kind of thing doesn't end well, they think we have a bleed. Jen tries a dating app Jen goes dress shopping Jen goes to a wedding Jen is cheated on by her boyfriend Jen meets a new man. It's like party time here man, most of the episodes barely made it past Mark's 20 minutes and even then it feels like there's not enough plot to sustain them.

I mean, don't get me wrong, they also feel like they're about two hours long. but that's just my own perception of time being dilated by shit, whatever nonsense is going on serves as a vague backdrop for Jen's personal number of the week or a catalyst for some tedious new drama in her life . Wow, it's almost like the writers totally don't understand or care about superheroes or the law or building action sequences or character development and I really just want to write a light-hearted comedy about a modern professional woman trying to negotiate the worlds. of a man, which is a bit of a problem when your program is full.

The premise is based on your protagonists being super-powered lawyers. Well, we're talking about Jen, although I guess I should mention that she's probably one of the least interesting, least intelligent, least likable protagonists I've ever seen on TV, aside from the obvious. of course, she's self-centered, shallow, condescending, narcissistic, condescending, boring, and aggressive, and that's even before she becomes She-Hulk. I've already talked about the ridiculously unhinged rant she launches against Bruce, a man who is lost and has sacrificed more than she ever will. I'm an expert at controlling my anger because I do it infinitely more than you and this kind of shitty behavior practically sets the tone for her entire character, she can do and say whatever she wants with almost no negative consequences, in fact if anything she seems to be rewarded for it and if that's not an idea of ​​the writers' mentality, I don't know what to me the hallmark of a well-rounded character is someone you can imagine in situations outside the scope of the story, for example, I can I can totally imagine what guys like Tony Stark, Steve Rogers and Peter Parker could do in their free time, but other than working and drinking with her only friend, I can't really imagine what Jennifer Walters could do with her life what her interests are. hobbies her personal history her aspirations her hopes fears dreams and insecurities I don't know because the writers don't seem to know or care she's basically just an avatar for them to project all their complaints and hang up on -Go ahead, it's a real shame because I think Tatiana and Maslani is a pretty good actress and I actually ended up feeling a little sorry for her, you can tell she's working hard trying to sell this shitty character to the audience, but whatever.

What she really does is show that you can't polish your shit. Tim Roth, on the other hand, gives the kind of performance that tells me the only reason she came back was a hefty paycheck and I couldn't help but wonder. Why did they choose this guy out of all the black characters in History, since they are available? Remember Emil Blonsky from that mediocre Hulk movie from about 13 years ago. No, me neither, but he's back and now looks and acts like a completely different character. He was also about to say that the show disrespects you by making you a clueless fool with a room temperature IQ, but let's be honest.

Multiverse of Madness already did this pretty effectively, so I guess I can't fault She-Hulk for punching a dead man. horse honestly Benedict Wong you deserve so much better than this but the one that really saddens me the most is Charlie Cox's Daredevil don't get me wrong of all of Meek's flaccid brain dead excuses for the male characters on this show it's probably him be the one who humiliates himself the least and his brief court scene only serves to underline how utterly incompetent a lawyer Jen is. I'm dismissing this case. Will I go to jail? No, but I wish you would, but man, the fact that he's even on this show is like some strange stain on his character now, the fact that he went from this to this morning there's something we can never expect from our collective memory, no matter how much bath duck we drink, believe me, I know and the thing is all this. padding out the unlikable characters, the pointless storytelling, the ridiculous special effects would be more or less tolerable if this show managed to deliver the one thing it desperately wants to sell itself on Comedy, but that's where She-Hulk really falls on her giant green ass because, well , as?

Can I say this? It makes Amy Schumer look like Dave Chappelle and before you make assumptions no, I'm not about us fighting over a nice cliché. I just made 600. I'm not even a superhero. Hey, can someone take our order longer, it will go further. We can talk about this honestly, if your goal is to break the negative stereotype that women are not funny, then this show is really not doing your cause any favors and of course there is only one goal for jokes and She- Hulk almost without fail men on this coast portrayed as incompetent authoritarian condescending fools cowards weak insecure and comically misogynistic there's a hot girl there I'm going to go talk to her basically just a bunch of men for Jen to effortlessly take down they seem writers see men as corrupt, arrogant egomaniacs who don't deserve the success they have or as submissive, non-threatening scapegoats who do exactly what they're told and know not to question their female masters and don't know the man underneath all the smiles and boring jokes, there's a strange undercurrent of spiteful bitterness and hatred towards She-Hulk, but hey, it's also kind of funny once you realize you're basically seeing the writer's personal hang-ups and insecurities projected directly on the screen in front of you, why not?

Don't my coworkers respect me for giving me a job I didn't earn? Why do guys think it's okay to flirt with me in a bar, but also why am I still single and looking down on middle age? I question my judgment even though I'm clearly terrible at my job why don't men like me for who I am instead of what I look like even though I desperately want to look better why does my family pressure me to calm down when I just want to have fun and pretend I'm still in my twenties. Why is there nothing substantial or valuable in my entire life outside of work and drinking?

Why can't I just do and say whatever I want without any consequences? These are issues I can safely label as rich liberal women's problems; It's the kind of petty, mundane, mostly self-inflicted irritations that people like Hollywood writers obsess over because it's the closest thing to adversity they've ever experienced, so naturally that they think everyone else can relate too. with it because the idea of ​​anyone existing outside of their carefully protected socioeconomic bubble of Southern California is a crazy, mind-blowing impossibility for them. Yes, I'm sure that aworking-class teenager from Hicksville, Virginia, working minimum wage, will do it. empathize with the online dating wars of a rich, narcissistic thirty-something lawyer, this all adds up to a giant pile of green, hands down the worst TV show Marvel has ever put out and a complete waste of time, money and life, and the thing is, who really cares right now?

Marvel certainly not. I'm sure it will get a second season, and despite being an Internet locale for the past few months and a complete embarrassment, I'm sure She-Hulk probably will. You'll end up appearing in future movies too, in which case they're welcome, but if you value your sanity or just the couple of hours of your life it will take you to fight through this, then you'll stay as far away from She-Hulk as you can, that is. All I have for today, go now.