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Trevor Reacts to Will Smith’s Oscars Ban & Washington, D.C.’s COVID Outbreak | The Daily Show

Trevor Reacts to Will Smith’s Oscars Ban & Washington, D.C.’s COVID Outbreak | The Daily Show

washington

d.c home of the world's most famous statue of a guy watching tv i'm going to guess is that what he's doing and those days you know these days it's also the home of america's most elite covet

outbreak

and turning to the pandemic the list of high-profile government officials testing positive fo

covid

is growing longer last week's gridiron dinner which hosted several members of

washington

's elite political class including those cabinet members has become the source of a major

outbreak

new tonight we've learned 67 attendees have tested positive that's about 10 percent of that total crowd house speaker nancy pelosi's positive

covid

test today came less than 24 hours after she was standing next to president biden for a bill signing that interaction followed this one on tuesday when the 82 year old kissed the president white house communications director kate bettingfield also said that it is a conceivable possible that the president president biden

will

ultimately test positive for covid but i do think it's important to note that you know it is possible he

will

test positive for covet at some point you know the president is certainly living his life oh you hear that the president is certainly living his life understand what she meant but the way she made it sound is like oh yeah he's getting kissed by pelosi oh yeah he's hitting the clubs he's calling up madison cawthon being like where's that orgy boy tell me where that og is and you can relax it's a safe orgy everyone's wearing masks but yes but yes covid is ripping through washington dc right now and you know what it's just nice to see a capital being overrun with something that doesn't smear feces in nancy pelosi's office this is a nice change it's respectable covet and the good news is that no one has gotten very sick i think that's the main thing you know which is a big difference between now and the beginning of the pandemic yeah the other difference is that now when coveted sweeps through a house full of old people andrew cuomo isn't there to cover it up so this is a good change we're moving forward and this just

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s that unfortunately we cannot let our guard down when it comes to covet people all right the vaccine is one of the best defenses you have and i hope each and every one of you in this packed indoor audience remembers that right stay safe stay safe hopefully there's no joke yeah in fact in fact tell the person next to you pull down your mask so they can hear you clearly yeah tell them stay safe stay safe also i shouldn't have to say this but why are we kissing our co-workers what are we doing it's not necessary all right not now not ever in the history of jobs no one has ever needed a kiss from their co-worker right no one no one is sitting in the office like i work so hard but my boss won't even smush his wet lips against my cheek this place is toxic why would he kiss me he said bring me the report and i brought it and then he was just like thank you where's the kiss nah all right let's move on to some big entertainment news it's now been two weeks since the craziest

oscars

moment in living history and yeah i'm talking about the fact that house of gucci didn't win best hand makeup the whole movie was hand makeup how did they not win that was truly the craziest thing that happened at the

oscars

oh i almost forgot there was also the moment where will

smith

introduced his hand to chris rock's face which had everyone asking how will the academy awards punish will

smith

well now we're finding out it was the slap heard round the world and after slapping chris rock during the oscars actor will smith has been banned from attending any academy events for the next decade the academy issued a statement yesterday saying this in part the 94th oscars were meant to be a celebration of the many individuals in our community who did incredible work this past year however those moments were overshadowed by the unacceptable and harmful behavior we saw mr smith exhibit on stage the board's move will keep smith from attending presenting or performing at the oscars it won't bar him from being nominated or even winning an academy award in the future and he gets to keep the one he has now damn will smith has been banned from the oscars for 10 years 10 years realize by then i am legend is just gonna be real life although i will say this i will say this when i first read the headline i thought this was the worst punishment ever i was like ten years the oscars you're ridiculous but then i won't lie i got into the details and i realized he gets to keep his oscar and he can still win oscars even though he's banned so in many ways this isn't a punishment yeah this is a favor will smith doesn't have to go to the ceremony yeah he doesn't have to get dressed up he doesn't have to sit through a bunch of boring awards that he doesn't care about oh best punctuation in the digital recycled film kill me he doesn't have to pretend to be happy when he loses i wish i could get banned from the emmys i wish every year i have to go and act like i might be john oliver it's a nightmare oh put on my hopeful face oh it could be me it's not gonna be me it's not gonna be any of us i also think they should have at least consulted chris rock before choosing the punishment you know because if will was still going to the oscars that's at least four hours where chris rock knows where he is now he could be anywhere honestly i don't think they should have banned will smith at all i'll be honest yeah i actually think they should have hired will smith to replace the wrap it up music that they play at award

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s yeah do you know how quickly winners will finish their speeches when they see will smith watching them from the side of the stage and i just want to thank my agents and my publicists and my agents publicists and i just want to oh okay i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm done i'm done the main thing is the main thing is we can finally move on and stop talking about the slap all right it's done now the punishment's dulled out the man made a mistake we move on let's move on now we can get back to talking about the story that the slap pushed off the front page the war in ukraine yeah so let's move on and talk about that as russian troops retreat from the areas around kiev and other locations in western ukraine it now appears that putin will be focusing on trying to take over just the eastern regions directly on russia's border all right and so in the latest show of support for ukraine british prime minister boris johnson met with ukrainian president vladimir zelinsky on the streets of war-torn ukraine yeah look at that that's them in kev and you know it's crazy that even though he's wearing his full suit boris is somehow the one who looks like he's been kept up at night by russian bombs she's like oh another one but while the rest of the world is focused on the ukrainian victims of putin's war many russian instagram influences well they feel like they're the real victims of what's happening in ukraine over 600 companies have withdrawn their businesses from russia so far some like chanel even refusing to sell products to russians abroad unless they confirm they won't use those products in russia enraged russian influencers posted videos showing them cutting up their chanel bags in protest i have to say chanel house does not respect their clients why do we have to respect chanel house hey yeah on the list of people i feel bad for in this world russian influences is right at the top definitely at the top for me i will say this i mean we have seen that the economic pressure on russia is having an effect you realize that instagram model can't even buy pants anymore clearly the sanctions are working you know i'm always confused when people protest companies by destroying stuff that they already bought what are you doing what are you doing oh chanel we are going to show you both these are good to cut my bag oh this is going to you chanel's already got your money this doesn't hurt chanel you think when you're cutting up that purse coco chanel is in mono corner you're feeling it like a designer voodoo doll huh he's like oh they're cutting me oh i feel it in my heart no this is like bring me more champagne yes i know i'm dead i don't care bring me champagne all right that's it for the headlines but before we go let's check in with roy wood jr what's your name traffic report everybody yeah what's going on in the traffic light man now we're going to get ready to take a quick look at the roads but first let me let me just ask you a question about these the whole covet thing in dc oh the democrats are getting covered yeah everybody they just now getting covered well yeah what did they do mr sympathy winner see that's the messed up part man why take them this long to get everybody know you were supposed to get covet in that first six seven months and that's when you get thoughts and prayers and people would care about you i call the original recipe like way back in the day and like th that sympathy window that's important man you get covered now don't nobody give a damn that's like it's like telling people you got dandruff don't nobody care keep the off me and i'll see you tomorrow that's that's all it is i mean so i just don't i'm trying to understand it but i just i just i don't i don't understand it man but the right and then there's another thing covet the name kovit we'll get to that in a second part of the problem with all this vaccination man is that nobody's scared of the name covert you control americans with fear we was done the moment they called it covet they should have called it sky aids if you call covet sky age aids vaccination rate would be 97 if if you knew aids was in the air you wouldn't be here right now here's the question why is this a job traffic man no why why am i even here right now people like watching the news and they like watching the traffic on the news that's how it works at night they like the traffic at night that's when they like the traffic yeah they watch traffic all the time roy like why why are you trusting a dude on tv to tell you the traffic you got a tv in your pocket you got a whole telephone in your if you got anything past the iphone 2 you don't need me my job is irrelevant me and vanna white it's a scam it's a scam this shop is a scam but if you want to keep yourself tell us what the traffic is wrong hey i'm trying to make a news show here roy i just don't know if you want better traffic stay at home you're part of the problem when you leave your house you got the the green look at these people look at these people in the green see they happy they think they're not part of the problem wrong bam and then they hit the red then you got the people up top they'll come down oh no i'm smart i'm gonna go this way wrong red and i still feel sorry for the people right there in the center but you know what i feel sorry for the people stuck in traffic more than i do anybody who finally catching covert two and a half years into it you
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