Graham Norton Funniest Moments (Compilation 5)

eighth, but can I say it? And this is not an offense to the man because I like him enormously, but the whole survey turns into a mockery because apparently Benedict Cumberbatch is the first I'm not sorry look at that sofa look at that sofa Ben in the back is a very nice man he is a very good actor but there is not much cumbersome where were you? where were you? I was at home reading and when I say read sexy right, I get it, no I read a lot too, don't worry tweet, but sweet tweet, can I show you the picture of your dog?

Yes please, oh this is adorable. This is Jessica's dog with the gold medal. Mila. You know, that room could use some good. a table, I don't know if you've lived there long, but just something occasional, okay, maybe a rug, just something that's where she does her squats, yeah, she looks cute, although she does it because RI Ricky, you just you tweet photos of yourself. You have a dog, but you try to look as horrible as possible. The idea is that it is a hobby. Yes. And I think this could be the winner. The good news is that you are unrecognizable, but the bad news.

It's you, yeah, how do you do it? They are called bathroom photos. Just me in the bathroom. I do one every once in a while and honestly, I'm more proud of it than the office I want to see. a bathroom selection, everyone here has to do a bathroom selection tomorrow, I promise I'll do one, okay, yeah, yeah, I promise too. No, I really don't have any means for you to do it, you can do it, no. It's good for you you just don't do it TW I'm still not too good for school no, I don't have anything that good to say all the time I welcome you to Twitter I don't know, you know that, I just don't I don't know if you have to follow those rules, the Popes just joined, I know, but that's what I loved, is that now I'm less updated than the Pope, I'm now technologically behind the Catholic Church, yes, he hasn't. he tweeted yet although he hasn't tweeted yet now he's um he's building his I hope he does my time it's Jessica hello so nice oh oh everyone very welcome to my couch hello hello hello hello look at them now everyone Smiley and happy, do you know what Jessica?

We were so glad you came back because we honestly didn't think you'd ever come back to the show. I was a little loving, no, last time, afraid of the last experience we had, yes, there was a drunk Mickey RoR next to him no because we are all Dog Club in fact your dogs look a little like that dog you little dogs, They really do, little dogs, my dogs look like this, but I don't have anything in my house that looks like this, yeah, yeah. and me but now there is a strange connection between the two of you no, there is a very good connection only she doesn't know it yet but now what I was going to say the connection between you is one of your dogs one of your dogs I rescued him when he was a nail in the head no um that was Bella Loca good connection and how strange is this yes come on, I just made a movie but we haven't finished it yet where I put a nail in the head well, I was just You are, you are, not really you are so handsome.

I'd take you back to the pound. I just left myself on a different path. This is like a master class. If that doesn't work, try being really rude, yeah, oh. Really yes, it was quite an experience. No, you were brilliant with that because I think someone else might have freaked out, but you were very calm. I was shitting myself internally. Oh, it was crazy, but the thing is, I thought you'd deal with it later. It's very good, but you are a beautiful woman. You must get it. You meet people all the time. No, that's not entirely true.

This is my. This is my... No, hello, I'm looking forward to it. meeting Bradley Cooper I think he's, I think he's great, he's good, he's good, he's good, he's fit, he's fit. I'll step aside so you can see in a few years, you'll just be, you're not going anywhere acting. drunk, I mean, how did you prepare to act drunk? Well, you don't want to act drunk, you want to act like you're not drunk, you're drunk, so you're trying to act like you're not, instead of just you know. staggering he he he was pretty lucid, you know, which was even scarier, I mean, he's drunk flying the plane and I heard you talking about you, you watched people on YouTube to see how drunks behave, that's right, yeah, you can , YouTube drunks.

Can't they just be YouTube drunks and there's a guy who takes about 10 minutes to put on a shoe? Well, we read about it, we found, we found, we also found, I think he's leaving an Aldi, right? go through a sliding door okay, here he is, so he's doing well first one no problem no problem okay okay I'm almost out I'm almost out now we have the one you talked to about the guy I think this is the one the one with sand is sand yes, he's trying to put on a sandal he's trying to put on a sandal at some festival here he is here he is yes, well, this should be easy oh yes, okay, no, just nice, it's like the story of good Samar, this poor guy, they're giving him an arm, there you go, now, only if you stand there, you go, oh, you're all, you're fine, oh, oh, oh, hello lady, even the yes, that L, that It was my favorite.

One might be giving you your next movie, okay, yeah, because there's a website called simply Daniel Radcliffe fan fiction, okay, okay, and what's happening here is great. Have you been at this yet? Dan, um, I didn't really follow through. he was someone um good don't worry we'll get you here now okay there you are. Release your heart to the world of Radcliff simple fiction D here we go so this one is called Cabin Fever okay here's the here. Maggie is president of her own clothing line, Mystique, and she is taking time off for a summer vacation when she shows up.

Daniel rli has taken her cabin, now they have to share the cabin and Maggie doesn't like it at all. Brilliantly. It's not even I like it the way it's not even fantasy fiction it's what I would be what I would be like if we met and they hated me no no I don't really like it I don't like it hypothetical I like it, that's how they come to love each other. I'm sure these are just little syops, yeah this one is called Distant Hearts. Casey is in love with Daniel, who is 2 years younger than her, she will do anything for him, but when he wants to break up.

She runs off and gets hit by a car, that could last the whole movie or maybe you teach her to walk again, something like that, yeah, I'm not sure, uh, Grace, this is just, this is just. Grace traveled the lonely, winding road to an old crossed out apartment building she opened the door covered in police tape she walks in and he is the gentle invocation of an acoustic God I don't like me in any of this don't worry they love you in all of it okay, very quickly, very quickly, uh Sierra and Clares are best friends both are dancers one is a professional dancer the other is an exotic dancer both are in love with Daniel ret which one will choose uh It's complicated they are very special thanks to everyone who helped them they write we thought we would scare him by putting oh, have you made one?

No, we can put one. Oh, come on, okay, then, come on, come on, then, come on, let's make it about uh, you and Jessica, you and Jessica, okay, so what should we call it an Olympic thing? um Olympic Horn no Olympic World Daniel Daniel is an astronaut and he wants to start a new group of people to find the perfect woman. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I wrote this, okay, this is great. Olympic Daniel wants to find this perfect woman. I have to include authors, but wait, don't put my name on this, don't you dare put my name on this, a professional writer, Cliff and Graham Noron, it's my show, okay, so the story is, what is it?

So, Dan an astronaut, he's an astronaut, but he realizes that Earth only has a few years left, so he has to go to another planet and start the human race again. Wait, I thought I had the astronaut because I can't spell it. Daniel is a Spaceman, he is starting another world, so he brings the perfect woman, his name is Adam and he goes, oh uh, this, uh, will they be able to breathe the co-pilot they gave him? Oh, it's Lieutenant Norton, yeah, who has other plans? I'm sending. I'm sending it with a story, here we go, that will be on the site now, just enjoy the writing from all of us, Helena, your fans prefer to send you things, they send me things.

I'm absolutely CP in answering and F. You brought up an article that I brought up in an article I read last week. I apologize to anyone who sent me something, but I did it beautifully, it's very well done, it's beautiful that a fan made this and it's called 25 Things Helena Bonam Carter Taught Me and it's stuff like you know um uh the best outfits don't have to match very well to believe in yourself um differing is good always be true to yourself follow your heart and don't judge others that's good it got me thinking like oh I'm doing a service I feel better , that's good up to number 17 and then I went down to number 17, which the devil B Carter has taught me that it's okay to have short thick hair.

My legs told me I had it all and my friend J said just reading it makes you feel good. I said but she hadn't read it all and I said okay. I said oh and then just never. She said it was okay to have short legs and now you obviously know that, but maybe you think she means I did it once or maybe I'm making her feel good about hers, yeah, let's go with that, I think so, let's go with that and anyway, if I've made short thick legs fashionable, then I've done something really useful, don't you think for women?

Yeah, yeah, and uh, Michael BL. I love, I love reading about your fans because your fans are appropriate. F, like people faint when they meet you, right? A couple of times it happened, I mean, I'm not like a One Direction guy where they just pass out all the time, but yeah, I've had weird things happen and it's embarrassing for them. I feel horrible for them and I can see it happening too and it happened, it happened salts, I'm smelling the salts good, so I couldn't wake them up with a slap, but yeah, I mean, you can see it happening too because they get and you know what it is .

It's not like the Beatles were scared, oh my God, it's more like I was talking to them and I said, oh, thank you so much, and then I can see in their eyes that they're socially anxious and they're like, oh my God, no. I can believe in that and then you can see them fade away and all of a sudden, but sometimes your fans can be very direct, what was it that the fan whispered something to you or, oh God, this? It's horrible, but this is just to give you an idea of ​​who I really am and how gigantic my ego is.

I was signing books at a bookstore or, you know, a record story and this girl came up and she was very hot and she was about 18 19 years old and she looked at me with these very sexy eyes and she was like, oh Michael, she said, Does your penis teach lessons? and uh, I was so happy about this that you don't even know, uh and I had my publicist with me and I looked at her and I said hi Liz, I said, you know, this lady just asked me if my penis gives lessons and this girl He looked angrily and said, I told him, does your pianist give lessons?

Don't listen to what I want to hear, oh God, so it really gives you information, so be careful what you tell me, but fly and your performance is phenomenal, it's extraordinary, you can see why you were nominated for an Oscar. so tell us about your character, tell us about the story, he's a pilot who has a little bit of a drinking problem and there's a potentially catastrophic problem with the plane and he makes a crash landing and then he's considered a hero, but it really starts. him spiraling down with more and more drinking and and people don't know it and he's a mess and uh, he's comedy, so