Wheel of Political Impressions with Trevor Noah

-Now, this is how it works. I'm going to press this button here, which activates the Impression Builder. It will land on a random politician and a random topic. You have to improvise. -Well well. -Whoever it is has to do an imitation of that politician or

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figure and talk about what the issue is until we hear this sound. Trevor, you go up first. Go ahead and press the button. -Ah OK. Oh man. Alright. -And you can look on the screen there. Barack Obama. Barack Obama giving the sex talk. -Well. Well. First, you have to get the thing.

Oh, sure. Um, this isn't going to be easy, but progress rarely is. So listen. When a man loves a woman, he sometimes wants to stimulate her economy. Now, let me be clear. Let me be clear. I'm talking about consensual sex. It's completely natural and, uh... fun. -Thanks Dad. ♪♪ Wow! Wow! Thanks Dad. You can go now. This is so embarrassing, dad! Alright, this is... That was fantastic. It's my turn. Here we go. Bernie Sanders. -Oh yeah. -A self-service Dunkin' Donuts. Well. Bernie Sanders, Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru. Alright. "Welcome to Dunkin'. Can I take your order?" Hello. Yes, I would like...

I would like a number 7." "I'm sorry, sir. We don't do that here. We're like a Dunkin' Donuts." What do you sell? Do you sell donuts? "We have donuts. We have coffee. Can you speak louder please?" How much louder can I scream? "Would you like a donut or a coffee?" I wouldn't like a coffee. I'd like a cup of steamed milk. And make sure it's not 1% ♪♪ I don't know where to go from there. I was trying to get to 1%. -Beto O'Rourke? -How does Beto O'Rourke sound? very... -Yeah, I mean, I know. Oh, he holds the microphone like a rapper holds it.

Oh, yeah, he has this thing here and he has a lot of energy. Let's see what we have. Flaxseeds! I was born to eat flaxseeds! I'm Beto O'Rourke, and I approve of these Mini-Wheats, all of them." -Wow! ♪♪ -That's all. -He's that excited. -That's all it is. -For this last one here- Should one more go? We have time? -Yeah. -Alright. I'll make one. -Oh! -Vladimir Putin reviewing "Child's Play", the movie "Child's..." Okay. Let me say this. "Child's Play" is the funniest movie I've ever seen. I laugh so hard I pee my pants. Someone was killed by the doll, and it wasn't me who did that.

Everyone look at me. Was not me. It was the doll. Anyway, you should go see little Chucky in "Toy Story 4." I cried. I cried a lot. He cried laughing. Latest? -Alright. That's all. Let's make it count. -Okay, let's play with this one. -Oh! Oh, wow! -Donald Trump smoking marijuana for the first time. -Smoking marijuana for the first time. Well. Alright. Let me think. Smoking marijuana. Just get into it. Smoking marijuana for the first time. So he's... - Oh, my God. - Wow! So amazing! So amazing! I can feel it... hitting me... in all different places. So many places.

Are we two right now? - You're looking at yourself right now. -Oh Lord! -It has been a pleasure meeting you. -It's as if he were here. -It's a pleasure. It's like he's there, but I'm also here. -Oh Lord! -Oh, it's something incredible. -This is very crazy. -Let's make big joints again. That's what I'm saying. -So amazing. Make marijuana great again. -Make marijuana cool again. -Make everything great again. -Who is it? Who is it? - Donald, are you smoking marijuana in there again? -Oh my God! Oh my God! Quick, hide it. -Donald, what did I tell you about smoking marijuana during the day?

I was going Italian with this. I do not know why. -Okay, here we go. That's all. That's all the time we have for the "Political Impressions Round." Surrender for Trevor Noah!