THIS PORCELAIN BOY AIN'T THAT SPOOKY (EXCEPT IN THAT ONE SCENE...)

Hey boy, what's up? Hi, I'm Eric, I'm Jared, Jared, a little testy today, oh, don't be,

this

is one of my good friends, Jared and you, you probably know him and I certainly knew him originally from Friday's eccentrics. the night. and now you do a late night web show we're watching the guy now why are we watching? I suggested that the pain you're about to feel is my fault. Disclaimer. I've seen

this

before. Yes, who was he? He was checking her out. I have just understood. that I saw it well, okay, oh, even that's not fair, it barely has anything showing, it's like I better cover myself, you're going to cover yourself better, cover the bone in my neck, can you take care of that and I put your things inside, this is it? the guy that was just spying on her little tits okay yeah I bet he put his stuff in it it's so funny because as a kid this is the immediate choice for a little filmmaker like when I was a kid you just walk around . your house real slow and you look around the corners, that's it, it's so much fun to see like you meet adults making the same movie you would think about making when you were a kid, the full tour of the whole house, that's what I'm saying, It's a little early. and then at the end it'll be like oh yeah, oh you scared me right, she'll go to the room, she's getting ready, she'll inspect things in the don't tell me if I'm right or not, if you remember she's going to inspect these things and then someone will be like you did it and she'll leave, oh damn, you'll cover your minx as modestly as you can oh, you did it from the start, boom, when yes God, oh my God, trying not to freak out , No.

You weren't trying not to be scary, no, I know, you know, whoa, oh, is that the alternate title of the movie, wait, it's this movie, just a group of guys, all different, and you have to figure out which guy is the guy for all. guys I've loved before what's the family well they're kind you know there's a man a woman and a child boy oh boy there's a man a woman and another child and this is our son that thing is a little that's that that's that Come on, the guy should be called, oh my God, you're made of

porcelain

, he's not made of wood, Christ, ten times worse, how do you do it, you moan, don't shake his hand, I swear this guy is a creep, this guy is worse than them if you saw this in theaters like There's no way anyone isn't laughing out loud, right, that's not possible, as I understand it, it's inherently creepy, the idea is creepy, in a few minutes, give it time, it I understand, it will be creepy, but I hope that you and I can be friends.

You will wake him up at seven every morning and dress him. Oh, does it have a little bit of Lapine? A little bit of poor Salinas. Oh

porcelain

penis, so, you should wake him up by getting naked, Miss Evans, there is no better way to learn than by doing. let's undress the doll right now oh no way we're going to see them undress this doll right now okay no no no I'm afraid I'd be here I'd love to do it. I can't, okay, we're jumping forward, holy. now he's in a little tuxedo. I, that woman, just had to sit there, caress the boy from behind to get him to come to the door.

Uh, yeah, sure, I'll go in. I guess we can have a moment alone. I'm sure he's walking towards the door. a literal moment okay so let's start thinking what's in the attic the real guy that's in the attic damn there are so many options of what can happen because like you like to say there are crazy people and crazy and Bing is something like that. So many possibilities come to mind. I don't want to say anything just in case. I guarantee you won't even guess, but it was actually a firebomb that didn't make it out and the doll. appeared after that, well, the children in the attic, the children not in the grave.

I was also thinking before. I'll just say these things. I just won't look at you, so no. I was there too. Thinking the eyes were like his real eyes, but I think they look like porcelain eyes, it doesn't matter, yeah, the way out is stupid, British money, oh, very kind, where's the taxi driver when you need him? Oh, that's really creepy, wow, that's really creepy, actually, yeah. Good for them for not turning away when he looked back, what are you crazy? you're crazy? would you ever do that? Oh, I'd do it again. I would never take my eyes off that thing, how is it possible that he's getting into it, isn't he? taking the shower right now after that it just happens she goes to take a shower with the guy hanging around he's in the shower he's leaving what's up judge oh boy oh I would love it if he wore it when she comes out how do I look good?

This is like a boring Chucky, right, it's Chucky without the laughs, what was that? It must have looked like a person sitting there, yeah, okay, he passed out, so in the morning we'll see that it's a damn suit jacket, yeah, or it's nothing. There I mean, if there's nothing there that's creepy, but yeah, damn, it's not even remotely what he saw like the arms were spread apart, it was a lot thinner. I want to see the part where they turned him into a doll like they had pictures of him. they build a bear they stuff his body there are no ghosts they kiss goodnight she doesn't kiss this little guy once no, I wouldn't specify it she says kids, you know, I used to sleep when I was the kid, wait, wait, that's the address now, yeah Well , so a couple of things, one yeah, that's crazy, that someone gave it the address that's in it, but the other thing is that I'm sold on a movie about a porcelain boy that just happened.

Yes, I'm sold on a movie about a Porcelain Boy, right, it's still a better name, the Porcelain Boy that convinced me, the movie has a Porcelain Boy and now we have him, but now we're dealing with the crazy ex-boyfriend. Yeah, I'm not interested in the ex-boyfriend unless it's done. made of porcelain is the ex-boyfriend made of glass that's the only way I'm invested what is this she saw this is crazy she would never open this door no one would open the door what's she going to close her eyes okay, we There's nothing good what to fear cool again, yeah you know that well, even seeing under the vision movement on the door actually ruins it too like I don't want to see, you know, I mean, or again, is there a homeless man? oh wait a minute wait a minute oh the kid would have been how old now like 25 not 30 he's 30 in the attic I'm playing sorry I tried milk I tried hitting brother it's very easy to hit what does the head mean?

I tried to play but my knuckles just wouldn't work. I thought maybe I had made a delivery a little early this week. I can come back if you know it's okay. I just didn't expect you. He's been here every day, yes. I've literally been here every day for years, you've been here for years, by the way, I was thinking I could take you out on the town that night, have dinner, drink, dance, I'll let you know I'm a legend in these parts for my dance moves. dance thank you but I can't leave them to you oh I would kill to see this little guy destroying it on the dance floor kid stay out I really wanted the duck now that we're in the attic or not yeah okay garlic she.

I didn't go to confront that, leave that jacket Hey, Eddie was playing ball, I was going to write you a letter, but you know me like an idiot and oh my God, this is crazy, this is poor man's Charlie Hunnam, how come He calls, oh ROM, he's going to tear his throat out. Find out how this guy got here. He tried to touch, but I tried to touch, but decided not to. Well, I really don't understand why we care about anything about this Ramos guy who flew from California to London or wherever you are. the UK flight leaves tomorrow afternoon his flight leaves tomorrow he said our flight our flight takes you home oh yeah mate here we go oh sorry this is Malcolm he brings the welcome first you see him Trump's handshake just appeared well he has to go actually you can't let him stay I don't I won't let him do anything at home oh my god I hope he drinks his beer and he says oh little one well I don't know he's not even from where is it, why see? you have an accent suddenly make sure you're packed and ready for the morning they didn't make the kid too and they bring him they bring him back to the United States and he's wreaking havoc on the plane even wreaking havoc he hasn't done anything he hasn't done nothing not once could I see his cock no, I could never see it kisses dad no, I don't know if it's wood or porcelain she is conflicted what do I do boy what should I ask the boy his name?

There is no way we are doing this. I'm so excited, kill it, kill it, what is this, huh, what are you? Jordan Peele, eat your heart out. Jordan Peels watches this movie and it's not a bad idea. Dahle wrote this, don't do this to me, Beretta. don't do this again, yeah, I think I understand exactly what's going on, yeah, the removal, oh my god, you already did it dude, oh no, it's not a real eyeball, damn it, so what Damn was I that excited? I think we have to do it. go away but what's going to happen to them is there something good we have what we have what we have come on come on bring it bring it thank you very much for watching our commentary video for the guy if you want to listen to the full commentary track in full you can download it practically in his latest store or you can get a new commentary track every week and you're pretty much done, folks, good choice, my friend, thanks, this was fun and that's it.