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The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards - Best Bits

Mar 23, 2024
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Golden Globe Awards and now to your host for the evening, ladies and gentlemen, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, good evening. I'm Tina Fey and I'm Amy Poehler, welcome everyone to the

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Annual Golden Globe Awards, those of you at home. I wish you could feel the excitement in this room, you can smell the pills from here tonight we honor the television shows that have entertained us all year, as well as the movies that have only been in theaters for two days, that's what it does May this night be so special. At the Golden Globes, the beautiful people from the movies rubbed shoulders with the rat-faced people from television talking about Tina and I are also nominated tonight and thank you.
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I just want to say that I really hope to win, thank you. You are my nemesis, thank you Ricky Gervais. I couldn't be here tonight because he's technically no longer in show business. We want to assure you that we have no intention of being edgy or offensive tonight because, as Ricky learned the hard way when you run. In conflict with the Hollywood foreign press, you are forced to present this show two more times. Oh my goodness, it was a great year for women. It was a great year for women in television. Lena Dunham is a double nominee.
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We love your program. We are such fans, but yes. they're making you do all that nudity you have to tell us okay just give us some kind of signal and we'll call child services something like that it's a big year for women in film Kathryn Bigelow nominated tonight I haven't really been following the controversy about zero dark thirty, but when it comes to torture I trust the lady who spent three years married to James Cameron, of course, we want to thank our hosts tonight, HF PA, for allowing us Amy to tell people little tid

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I am well aware that when HF PA is left untreated it can lead to cervical cancer, however there is an Amy vaccine that is staging people. Sorry, of course, the HF ba is the Hollywood Foreign Press Association and when it's not treated, no, you're kidding, there is no known cure for the disease. Hollywood Foreign Press look at all these beautiful movie stars here tonight Ben Affleck is here tonight fans The first two films took place in Boston, but he moved this one to Iran because he wanted to film somewhere that was friendlier to outsiders. Hi Ben, hi, how are you? doing good, huh, I'm toasting you too, so you look great, you're no better than me, the beautiful Anne Hathaway is here tonight Anne Hathaway, you gave a stunning performance in Lay Miserable.
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I haven't seen someone so totally alone and abandoned like that since you were on stage with James Franco with us, you know, and you filmed her big late MS song, all in close-up, and she said it was really hard to act with a camera. so close to his face, well, then he never did. I'm going to do it in porn I don't think she has plans to do porn Amy none of us have plans to do The Hunger Games was one of the biggest movies of the year and so was what I call the six weeks it took me to get it.
In this dress, Haley has been nominated for Best Director for Life of Pi, which is what I'll call the six weeks after I take off this dress. Who else is here? Who else for Jennifer Lawrence is here? The star of Quentin Tarantino's The Bright Side playbook. the star of all my sexual nightmares is here Meryl Streep is not here tonight she has the flu and I hear she is amazing in it Mandy Patinkin from TVs Homeland is here I like Homeland but I don't think it's as good as the other previous show on Homeland that thing is action-packed, no, you know, Mandy Patinkin is the star of Homeland, but she's also a treasure of American musical theater and if I were in charge of this show, which I've been told repeatedly about, I wouldn't be behind each clip. from Lamy so vibe I would cut Mandy Patinkin because he knows if she sings well or badly and he won't be able to hide it in her face which we will really show him Patinkin you liked it amazing don't lie to me Mandy, don't lie to me Julianne Moore is here tonight nominated for playing a game with Sarah Palin.
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, but enough of the nonsense. Daniel Day-Lewis is here, his performance in Lincoln is so incredible, it was so method that it really disappears into his character, right? We know that Lincoln was not the first role that Daniel Day-Lewis played in a Steven Spielberg film. Really, what else did he play him and I know he was?
Yes, young Daniel Day-Lewis was because of the finger. Amazing, okay, let's start with this. We will keep this moving and we promise that we will finish by 11:00 at the latest and the Golden Globe will be encrypted. This is the first ring as part of this victory. He previously won nine Grand Music Awards. Oh my gosh, honestly, I went out for a night out with my friend, where us new moms literally come for a night out. I did not expect this. Thank you so much. There are no changes to being here and thank you very much. for letting me be part of your world for one night it's amazing we've been pissing each other laughter you know I'd like to find the Hollywood foreign press I never thought I'd say that Sony Pictures oh sorry MGM Sam Mendes Paul networth who did the song we have Daniel Craig being such a wonderful bond and this is for my boyfriend Simon who convinced me to do it and my lovely son, thank you so much, the 42nd President of the United States, Bill Clinton, thank you so much, thank you so much. thank you, thank you, thank you, a tough fight to push a bill through a bitterly divided House of Representatives.
Winning it required the president to make a lot of unpleasant deals that had nothing to do with the big issue. I wouldn't know anything about that. President Lincoln's fight to abolish slavery reminds us that lasting progress is forged in a cauldron of principles and commitments. This brilliant film shows us how he did it and gives us hope that we can do it again. In Lincoln we see a man more interesting than legend and a far better guide for future presidents every hard-fought effort to perfect our union has demanded the same combination of iron determination and necessary compromises that Lincoln mastered to preserve the Union and in slavery all we're here tonight because he did let's take a look at Steven Spielberg's extraordinary Lincoln, what an exciting special guest Hillary Clinton's husband was.
Well, we are happy. Oh, funny, that was happening. I'm Clinton, that's right, okay, I'm a little embarrassed that I didn't do my foot change no one can tell, okay, you can Oh, no, for our next award, ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome the members of our SNL family Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig. It is a great honor to present tonight in the category of Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture or Musical Comedy and this year the Golden Globes asked if each presenter would watch all the films in their category to appreciate these incredible performances, which I did. , I saw them completely, right?
Yeah, yeah, so it's only five movies. only five movies, so just watch them, sit down, put them on and watch them, it's no big deal, it's no big deal, oh my god and Wow, these performances, oh my god, these performances of Emily Blunt, the boy Emily, fishing in Yemen, Emily Blanco. Emily has beautiful, amazing shapes when the salmons come out and the bonus when the bad guy, the bad guy and the Salmons arrive, like: Where did she come from? Unknown means to be a police officer and his first film. First of all, the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel comes to town and she's on that tractor and Jennifer Lawrence oh my god Jennifer Lawrence Lagos and the silver I thought it was an animated movie and she says no that's my cookbook yeah it goes in and in the coordinates, no one knows what the port is and it is ambiguous and you say that you think you know what it is and then that guy comes and says: I think, but he doesn't know, and what does that say to Muriel Muriel, the force of Muriel Street Hope Springs and her sassy sheriff, Sheriff Hope Springs and that old woman. in that city to do it she enters the horse no my flats from the scene where she looks at the city one more time here the nominees yes, we didn't do it none of those clips look familiar to me the

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glow is for Jennifer Lawrence let's say I Leave Meryl's jokes aside.
I feel very honored to be part of a film like this. David, thank you for believing in me and giving me a chance. There's a reason why so many actors have thanked you from this stage. You are simply the best Bradley. You are amazing and you made me better every day Harvey, thank you for killing who you had to kill to get me here today and to the entire cast of this movie, you are the heartbeat of this movie and it wouldn't be the same without you because then I wouldn't there would be cast and I want to thank my family mom people said they were crazy for believing in me and they did it anyway dad you have taught me to laugh and that has been my salvation through all of this and I want to thank my brother who has been in Blaine.
I wouldn't be who I am today without you guys being mean to me, but then supporting and loving me constantly. Thanks to CAA, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, and thanks for the dpr. and it changes on the hill but this is Megan Fox 40 hey Jonah, how's it going? You will never call me again. Err, not now, the performances are fascinating, the talents are monumental, here are the nominees for Best Supporting Actor, the nominees for Best Picture. Image, please, welcome from the upcoming action film Bullet to the Head by Sylvester Stallone and which will soon be seen on the last Arnold Schwarzenegger stand.
It is an honor for us to present the Best Foreign Film Award, but English adventure films and artists are green, that means. because English is for both of us our foreign language, we care about that great developer, okay anyway, the nominees, I can't be that bad if it's actually just me, you're horrible, no, your words know how to say that have you been here. How long is it embarrassing? When did you read? Okay, forget it, here are the nominees for Best Adult Film, good evening, fellow actors, what a wonderful year it has been for movies, let's all applaud, come on, not you, Daniel Day-Lewis, anyone can grow up. bloody beard now, in one of the many movies I starred in this year, there was a hobli missile, my young cast members did everything they could to secure their nominations, the wonderful Hugh Jackson lost 30 pounds, which for my friend Giada Padilla would be just a visit to the bathroom Russell Crowe had four months of singing lessons, which was money well spent, and Helena Bonham Carter gave the Academy director a personal massage that, I'm led to believe, had a much happier ending than the movie, anyway, enough about me. opening the Hollywood curtains and I'm not talking about Anne Hathaway's upskirt photo here are the nominees for Best Animated Feature for her voice this time Jason Bateman and Parks and Recreation Aziz Ansari Wow, the cast of Downton Abbey really has a weed amazing backstage I can't even walk properly thanks for taking me Jason nominated for Best Actress in a Television Comedy or Music put it together put it together tremendously talented and elegant they possess the rare ability to make us laugh and touch us Michelle Dockery please tell me you have more of those tasty cookies or biscuits as you call them here we go, can I tell you real quick, Daniel Day-Lewis, you are my hero as an actor?
I just watched The Expendables 2 and it was fantastic, you too, Jennifer Lawrence, give it a try. instead of alcohol I can't feel my ears the nominees are Zooey Deschanel new girl Julia louis-dreyfus veep Lisa Dunham veena girls Tina Fey 30 rock Amy Poehler Parks and Recreation we're not there The Golden Globe goes to Lena Dunham girl hello, I thought that I was going to be a cooler customer if this ever happened, which I didn't think I'd appreciate very much. Well, I just wanted to get started. Sorry, sorry, kid. I wanted to start by saying that the other nominees in this category are women who inspire me deeply and have made me laugh and comfort me during the darkest moments of my life Julia Tina Amy and Zoey respectively helped me get through high school mono, a ruptured eardrum and the acute float anxiety that populates my entire life, well the show is really I'm taking a turn, I miss our drinking, we're all relaxing a little now that we're all losers, yeah, congratulations Lina, but we'll help you finish high school and we are careless here.
Everyone is fine, we get drunk and get closer, actually, she might need a doctor. wait a minute we're going to dance with you later you know what Taylor Swift is stay away from Michael J. Fox her son either do it or do it no she needs some time to learn about herself okay , our next presenter is an actor, so versatile who played Ironman in three different films, let's welcome Robert Downey jr. um, miss foster,know how much I love and respect, regardless of what may happen in the next few minutes, the B deMille social award says as much about the presenter as it does the recipient and that's why I'm here for Jody as I am.
I reflected on her formative years. I'm surprised and delighted by some of the similarities, although I didn't speak French fluently or attend an Ivy League university or have 50 credits before I was 21, unless you're talking about pinball, it was exposed during an exhaustive effort of my team of researchers during her Christmas vacation while I was partying on Geffen's boat and I thought that she and I, in fact, shared the same ambitions of 4life in 1974 during a probing interview with the magazine, she declared and I quote a I want be President of the United States be I want to go on stage C I want to go to Rome and D I want to have a hamster unfortunately my dreams of the presidency were dashed when I caught a criminal stripping at a commedia dell'arte show in the Vatican I Finally I have my hamster, his name is bubbles Mel has one: his name is

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y, we put them together and tonight we would like to give you a selection of the litter in an exemplary career that has lasted five decades and has gone from being one of the youngest people to win an Oscar for one of our most admired directors, she has received 44

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, including two Golden Globes, two Oscars, three BAFTAs from the American Cinematheque, an Independent Spirit and one from the National Board of Review, but perhaps her greatest achievement is in his philanthropy, best summarized in his donation to film television. background in 2011 of the Jodie Foster aquatic pavilion now Jodie sit back, relax, feel free to think of the right thank you gift for me while we wash your exceptional life at the cinema passes before our eyes between them they own two hours of late night television and 51 cars, welcome Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon.
Winning a Golden Globe can boost an artist's career, catapult him into new and exciting career paths, or it could convince him to stay where he is and continue doing exactly what he's doing or could do. Give them that little push they need to move forward and give someone else a chance to be the center of attention or maybe there's a damn chance that will never happen. We're still talking about the Golden Globe, right? And the nominees are you.

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