There’s No Security at Chuck-E-Cheese - Lil Rel Howery - Full Special

make things up and they're going to get mad, they're going to go crazy, someone look, look, I don't care what you're drinking in Scotto's mascot, whatever it is. Do I have a place to be? Could you hurry up so he can do what I need to do? Well, you have what you have, what you have to do, boo-boo, okay, they start quietly, what do you have to do, boo boo, look, I have something. What to do because I have my life in order, you need to organize your life, are you serious? are you serious? oh you don't know what to do, yeah I'm in Everest university right now and in the nursing program, what's that you can't do? all that at the same time yes I can, you could be wherever you want to be on Everest no, you can't, the commercial hell you saw, they make up stories to win, I'm like you're not going to be a damn nurse, you're nothing, I will be and guess what? what's going to happen, you're going to be really sick, help me, I'll be like, no, die, die what you can.

Don't do that if you're a nerd and a fat friend because that's the problem. Well, whoever sells these sets is why they think they are the best. They need to put the stick man he was talking about earlier in his tent. It's a rat shop. that needs to be shut down nationwide it's called Rainbow ok yes I said it terrible story they need to shut it down now. Barack needs to shut down Rainbow, this is the rat store where they can come in and buy whatever size they want, no matter how they built a dress for four dollars, they need to put the stick man in there to give them a real size, so if she comes here confident Because of your birthday like, oh, it's my birthday, good times, oh, excuse me sir, can I get it? a four oh wait a minute no no I don't give a damn four you get this 18x up here look here flowy dresses your 18x is up here damn this is heavy I need another stick here thank you and I want to build. oh wait a minute, don't you dare look at those regular belts, you're getting this WCW Intercontinental Champion belt here, who do you want, the Big Show?

André the Giant, don't look at the regular wrestlers, don't delegate to Kurt Angle. Look at them, regular fighters flow too much, they built badly and that's what happens ladies, and that's how they know they can get away with it, we can't get away with it if we're built badly or have the wrong things, because they can go to places and I can buy push-up bras and buttocks and cheekbones and body magic and whatever just buy things I wish we had something to trick you with like Victoria's Secret you know they all that is nonsense from the sense to everything you know they have the lotion That smells good, you assume everything else smells good, man, that's a lot of lotion you put on, I know you had all those laughs I wish we had our own store to get some food, that Victor Secret stuff, go to Victus, know funny look at a group of grown men with little blue bags in the mall wait did you see what i got from the victors we have a cock fight there we tricked you and we both got naked you attacked me too aha food you also 38 dollar dick I said it again tired of old blacks getting new stuff let me say this I hate it as you know I think they should put an age limit on who buys phones.

I'm serious, you don't want anyone, anyone over 55 should buy. an iPhone I go to my grandfather's house he got a shopping list for the apps you want me to download the things that are already there like look I want a calculator a calendar I don't see it I keep doing this it doesn't work anything strange this guy doesn't understand how the sound transferred perfectly from your mouth to the Bluetooth and you think you have to yell at the Bluetooth, you think you have to tell the Bluetooth to do things to make it work and it's louder, you're in the supermarket. store Aunt wait Bluetooth hello Bluetooth yes yes answer the phone shut up hello another line click on Bluetooth yes what ahead conference call Bow Bow double click on all surely Bluetooth go ahead, conference them Bluetooth is not a damn robot, he thinks Bluetooth all he threw in the microwave popcorn two minutes Bluetooth cooking this is what he knew he had gone too far, right, someone was, it was a group of young people in front of his house, right, and they were, you know, you know, I'm In Chicago. you know you know our teenagers are wild you know what I'm saying and they were walking on their lawn and that's all black men care about the old black don't want you on his lawn you can do whatever you want anywhere else just no You don't walk on the grass and you don't have a gate around you.

He put himself like a shoelace around here like he's a force here, but he doesn't. He talked to Bluetooth like his friend's Bluetooth to him. You see these little turkeys on my lawn. They always have to fix their builders jab turkeys Bluetooth back me up hey look here young Bloods you see him short on money look here man don't put your feet on my lawn anymore he says hey man we don't give a damn about your Old Man idiot, I will throw this rock at you like hell, you will. Bluetooth voicemail now try it Hey everyone, thank you so much man, thank you Comedy Central Foreign.