Marijuana Everywhere | Alito Flew Pro-Trump Flag At His Shore House | Trump Says Biden Will Drop Out

Welcome, welcome everyone, out here, all the ships at sea. Welcome to The Late Show. I am your host. Co., ladies and gentlemen, it's Memorial Day weekend. The unofficial start of summer, so if you're still waiting to get there. the gym to get that beach body took about 24 minutes try huffing OIC people are expected to travel in record numbers this weekend over the next week evidently TSA predicts it

will

screen over 18 million travelers okay , so it's like this, um, I just forgot, it's laptops with shoes, laptops without shoes, just to be sure. I'm going to put my laptop in my shoes.

There's also news for people who fly high on the ground because, according to a new study, daily

marijuana

use has increased. now it's surpassed the daily consumption of alcohol in the United States no, this is this, this is what just came out. Some may be surprised by this, but as a New Yorker I am not, I smoke

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every day, whether I want to or not, on the sidewalk, literally. Wherever you go, remember that this is daily or near-daily use because in general numbers, alcohol is still used more widely, so congratulations weekend binge drinkers, you still have the biggest problem, although in numbers generals are far ahead, this news has alcohol.

The creators are concerned that they changed their standard disclaimer from "drink responsibly" to "drink" and I think we could all use a drink because I'm about to talk about the Supreme Court, specifically the Supreme Court justice and the ball of bowling who sees those fingers. comes Samuel Alo, you

will

remember that Alo got into some trouble when people discovered that after January 6th at his

house

they displayed a symbol of stopping the Steel Movement by waving an American

flag

upside down outside his

house

. Alo took the high road and blamed his wife for this controversy and started again because we now learn that a second

flag

carried by the January 6 riers was displayed outside a different house owned by Judge Alo.

That's right, a second flag in a second house. Alito's second wife better take care of her. Well, the question mark flag was a pro-Trump symbol carried by many riers in the capital that specifically supports a push to remake the American government in Christian terms and is called the Appeal to Heaven Flag. Here is a clear image of what the flag looks like. Like, oh my god, that's a symbol of right-wing extremism. I think the taxi driver this morning was radicalized. Just be careful, be careful, be careful, according to the New York Times, the flag

flew

for several days at Ao's house. vacation home on the Jersey

shore

, we actually have footage of one of their neighbors reacting to the flag.

He had never seen that before. I think that is a problem, thank you citizen. The Appeal to Heaven flag is not a new flag, it was first carried during the American Revolution, but more recently it has been co-opted by Christian nationalists specifically championed by a right-wing Christian author named Dutch Sheets Dutch Sheets, of course, carries the name of someone who was hit in the head with a brick trying to remember the name of Ikea. to go to the place where the Dutchman is with the sheets. After that I think we should go to the hospital. We like the name Dutch sheets so much that we have another joke.

We want to make Dutch sheets of course, also what it's called when I fart on the sheets thank you thank you thank you body please Mr. Sheets made it his mission to promote this flag to right-wing nutcase Julus and it's working because Speaker Johnson also hung the flag outside from his office when asked about it Johnson said it's George Washington's flag has nothing to do with stopping steel, yes it does when a nearly forgotten symbol comes back and is widely co-opted you can't use it the old way If a guy named Brandon

says

this was actually above my bed he's referring to the ancient Sanskrit symbol for good luck he's a Nazi Cheryl get out of there come on, come on, I don't care if his haircut is impeccable, ya you know, the impeccable haircut, plus, Mike Johnson is a political figure, it's one thing if he wants to fly the flag for the team Sam Alo keeps saying that everyone on the Supreme Court is completely impartial and apolitical.

I mean, there's nothing wrong if Aaron Judge wears a Yankees jersey, but it's different if the umpire calls the balls and hits the right balls and hits. Speaking of team players, former UN ambassador, and mom at the wedding who tried one of her cousin's special gummy bears, Nikki Haley Haley suspended her presidential campaign in March, but refused to give in to the Maga mob and not He knelt before Donald Trump. She remained strong until yesterday, when Haley said she would vote for Trump in November. Yes, she folded like a paper plate on a cold night. Haley announced her secret ballot in response to this question at an event in DC.

Who do you think would do a better job in the White House? Joe Biden or Donald Trump as a voter, oh that's the energy of a woman whose husband just asked, honey, do you think I can wear the denim jacket with my jeans as a fresh out voter? Winning Haley's vote was surpassed in an interview with a right. -wing radio show co-hosted by New York grocery billionaire John Katsimatides, who, as you can see, modeled his appearance after his favorite Deli counter item, BS Head ham wow cat aaes wow cat aaes wow that , clean a lot, Trump spent 20 minutes Rambling on a bunch of nonsense, including the idea that Biden might

drop

out of the race.

I doubt he will present himself candidly. I just can't even imagine it. I can't even imagine it. I mean, I can't and I have a great imagination look, I'll imagine some things right now okay, wait okay, I'm looking at a hot dog, I'm looking at a hot dog, there's another hot dog, what is that, it's a sports car, No, that's the sausage mobile there, you. Wow, it's all a hot dog, it's a hot dog day, well it's not a bad day, in fact some are complaining, really, really, you guys are a cheap date. I would like Trump to complain about a request he claims Biden's team made for his upcoming presidential debate. have a debate I heard we are sitting at tables now I don't want to sit at a table I said no let's stand up but they want to sit at a table so we will be sitting at a table.

I can see why you would do it. I want to stand up because you sit him down on a table and 2 minutes later he's unconscious Of course the biggest news from the Trump campaign this week was Trump's social media account sharing a campaign video with a headline about a unified Reich Yes, a unified Reich. The most fascist presidential ad since Dwight Eisenhower. I like Reich. Trump's team. It's good luck that Trump's team eventually deleted the video and placed the blame on a junior staffer. Well, that staffer is now reported to be a Trump campaign aid. An old doll that gets closer every time. time you look away Natalie harp apparently the harp helps manage Trump's truth social account but she has an even more important job, you know, those strange pieces of paper that Donald Trump always carries around with him and then reads flattering quotes about him that come from the harp because she carries a portable printer to quickly provide Trump with printouts of mood-boosting news articles when she really needs his attention, prints that positive news directly onto a slice of nonsense, that's good, that's Well, you know, there you go, you know what this flat hot dog thing feels like.

This job has earned Harp the nickname the Human Printer, well I think it's pathetic that it's someone's sole job to give the great man ego-boosting compliments, luckily I'm the kind of confident boss who doesn't need that, at the same time. least that's what they are. saying in all my impressions right on my come on look good look good Maya Daddy needs your page happy congratulations sir this just came in ah yeah another great news about me Steven colar is pre-approved for Amtrak guest rewards preferred MasterCard Maya all Sal , we have a great show for you tonight.

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