Greg Warren | The Salesman (Full Comedy Special)

of peanuts, you know, I'm sure they were thinking, hey, we're a chocolate bar with peanut butter as the main ingredient, how hard could it be to just be really hard peanut butter? Reese, are you okay? You're going to find out what it's like to be alone You don't have chocolate to hide behind Here we're not playing trick-or-treating We're feeding the families in this hallway Just be a candy That's what You're a candy you don't see Ring Pop trying to get in the jewelry business. I love Jeff, you know, I love peanut butter. There is only one product that I care almost as much and that is Pringles.

Pringles is a great product, we introduced it in 1968. It came out strong and then the government got involved and they said hey, you're not made of 100 potatoes, you're made of corn, soybeans, wheat and potatoes, you can't call yourself chips, you have to call you potato chips and people like it yeah we still like them you know the government was like you know they're not made of 100 potatoes and people like it yeah we noticed that when they were stacked evenly one on top of the other in the perfect shape of a saddle you know, those jelly beans with orange slices, not real oranges, we found that Pringles are great for a couple of reasons, number one, we protect our product, if you ever go on a picnic.with a bag of chips a banana grazes you have potato powder in Pringles we build a cardboard fortress around our number two chips efficient use of space I'll say it again efficient use of space do you ever open a can of Pringles wall - from floor to ceiling chip chip chip chip chip have you ever opened an air bag you just bought air those things don't belong in the snack aisle they belong in the balloon aisle because that's what you want a balloon inflated with four chips in the bottom they ripped you off they should put a photo of scissors on that bag thank you very much thank you thank you foreigner