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sebastian

very surprised that kimmy started on instagram and you plan to follow suit yes and now the back of the car was loosening in the last sector there is something loose between my legs apart from the obvious then something flying around my feet, okay, copy, listen to these things. My girlfriend knows that she helps a little. Your girlfriend listens to these things. Yes, around my feet. I mean, I'd be proud if it was what you think it is, but it's not what you hear. Ready. like the 70's and 80's, I love the 80's, but you like more ladylike things, very expensive, I'm joking, I try the front spoiler, maybe it costs 25 grand, try both, both and the and the stop, but he was very lucky.

You know, hitting the tires so early, not hitting a cliff, I mean, he's like you're a woman on this planet and you have this guy you know giving you a massage like when he gives you a massage like he's treating the tires, It's just pure. magic so we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas there is a very intelligent Englishman, you know, very well dressed and here comes the German with the funny jacket and the white socks and he arrives at this bus station and he wonders why the bus is late so I'm joking why the bus doesn't arrive on time and then it goes a little crazy and in the end it goes absolutely crazy this would never have happened under German control you know even Mussolini made the buses arrive on time You know, it's disappointing to get the penalty.

Do you think it was fair? It's not right the last couple of years I ran away from michael because he was chasing me for a drink or two at night and last night I couldn't get away and Uh, I thought maybe that's one of the reasons Kimmy's not here, so maybe this unusual season changed something in the way you work on Friday. Friday is one of the most demanding days. I started quite early with engineering meetings and you have everyone testing all day, so there is a lot of technical preparation for the weekend of Saturday Sunday, that is the most important thing of the weekend.

If Kimmy were here, what kinds of things could she say to the audience? Well, I think he would be very

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. because you know he's always gone, someone else wants to talk about Fridays, how stressful is one, two, three, yes he's obviously alone, we wish you a Merry Christmas and hope you achieve all your goals in 2016. I love it, I want I mean, Kimi is a very good guy and the fins are different. Where do you think you came from? It was very windy today. Dresses? Can you imagine the headwind accelerating when you no longer have power?

I have a couple lined up, let's see honestly. What are we doing? What I'm asking you is that it's not your opinion. He had to give you this wind in Fernando. Can I leave or survive? Sebastian, give us your opinion. Well, hopefully the next question is for Sebastian. What's in the past remains in the past and uh. , and now we move forward and it doesn't change, there's something to add, it's the same thing you just said, okay, make sure you get them both out so I can move on, yeah, no, try the final round of grilling the grill that you have.

I've seen everything else. I saved the best for last. Kimmy is here. A great help to avoid attacking animals. You should give him a hard time for that. What is it about? I heard that the seagulls, yes, the girls turn one year old. I think I feel like you're using the Sea, I feel like they were innocent. I'm a racing driver, so I have to find some kind of excuse. Why are you here? Can you name something you'll miss about Kimmy next year? Hush, you did what you needed for the team. Did the team do what it needed to do for you or to what extent did that strategy commit you to a race victory?

First part of the question Yes, I had my eyes on turn one and saw these stupid pairs of seagulls. He's sitting there, all relaxed. I'm. Come on, hey man, it was planned, it's not my car, it's not ready, you know, it's easy to see the animals well, right, it doesn't mix like yours, it's easy to do a little, I'm talking to you, you said you're not Ferrari fan. a ferrari fan even if they're not, they're a ferrari fan even if you go with the mercedes guys even if they say oh yeah, mercedes is the biggest brand in the world they're a ferrari fan, we've got our guys in vt, check it out they say they couldn't see anything, honestly, invisible seagulls, it wasn't a pigeon, it was a seagull, the problem is usually the groundhogs here, although yes, oh, they are names, but they were there, you saw them before too, I'm a floyd , I was a Ferrari fan when I was little I ate two goldfish burgers and a lacey, yeah that's the one with the seagulls, you see I heard my eyes, it's so deep in the apex that I locked in, who would have thought?

I thought it was a groundhog problem, here's one more. Look at them, oh my God, they are very far away, yes, but I care about animals, honestly, whatever you say to Chico, I'm

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, I think more than half a second in the first sector were definitely not called lazy. and hamburger, maybe I don't know, Nico and Lewis tried to commit suicide, but I was fighting for the animals, Lewis didn't, but yeah, I know that has absolutely nothing to do with your question, but I'm still mad at you, dresses? they stayed can you show that again please they stayed there that's what really bothered me they stayed there look you're already looking up but look there's a red car coming towards I don't know something they stay there and you feel ready to be ? a parent, I think at best it doesn't take long to do the job, so I think in that case we are all ready, so another baby, I don't know, you know quickly, if you need advice, I know how do it.

Do it the first 18 years are the worst, by the way, we are still in free training. Yeah, I don't know how long you two want to be in free practice, but if you want, I like free practice. If they want, it is without them. I'm going to qualify, take things to the next level, so you got my number, you just told me you're waiting for the girls to come with you, room number seven or eight at the Radisson hotel, but I think they've been standing all day. I think you can sit, you are free, feel free to sit, sit, sit, sit in Russia, omar alvarez, representing uh graining.es from Spain and now my question is called Graining Graining, yes, what do you like to rain or Graining Graining? sponsored by Pirelli or yes, and my question is about that, sorry, I couldn't contain myself, it was good, at least yes, come on, not sponsored by Pirelli, by the way, this is a question for uh luis, what do you think from your point of view? this match going up the hill and he's all sweaty because he's exhausted almost at the top of the hill there's a hedgehog walking and the teacher is leaving, if only he had known there was a bus, he would have taken the bus there, you go,

sebastian

vettel

, You're going to have to be pretty aggressive with your strategy today.

Well, you've had a habit of making mistakes in recent races. That is not fair. Who are you to judge our strategies? Well, it will be an exciting way. He's being rude, come on, you didn't laugh, he says, oh, there you go, I know it's not the funniest joke in the world, but it was a joke last time to understand a joke, now I'll tell you a joke that doesn't even nothing at all, very happy birthday, thank you, it's very good. I would rather have a red ball. Do we catch her? But I have another party popper.

I'm very lucky. That's why I changed seats. You know I was right. You were lucky. Yes, you were practicing on the left, the seat saved you.