20,000 CALORIE BURGER!

guys andisa Vander Paul uh was here on the I'm Going Crazy podcast we talked about I'm Going Crazy like I'm going crazy for me we talked about That's So Raven we talked about the reboot we talked about everything she sang a song she said the word queef it was amazing , how do you feel? I feel really, really good about that guys, check out the podcast talk on soundcloud.com, bye, what can you even understand what they just said? Welcome back to another crazy adventure guys, last time you saw me. I was trying to find Oreos at Walmart and I made it and I also got really drunk, well you guys enjoyed drunk Shane so I thought why not give it to you?

Shane is actually going to get alcohol poisoning, we're in Vegas, I'm so excited. What are they doing? I'm trying to save my drink for later because I'm already awake guys, listen when I say this is going to be a drunk Vlog. I'm not just talking about a drunk Vlog, I'm talking about Dina. Dina's hand is shaking. in her boots I mean, Lindsay Loham just left Turkey and she's like I heard someone get up we're here we're waiting I'm already drunk what's that behind me first of all current mood always covers my entire body what are you?

I'm trying out the BET, in fact this is where we come every time we're in Vegas, although yeah this isn't a spawn, this is our favorite hotel mainly because it has pictures of my dead grandma's MooMoo everywhere and I feel very. at home uh no but here's the plan the plan is to get drunk number two watching Britty Spears this will be the third time we see her boys uh once again I want to remind you that I'm bisexual but when I come to Las Vegas I'm gay, okay? I had this idea. I know Buzzfee does this a lot, but people go to Vegas and eat very expensive food.

I'm a cheap idiot so I'm not going to do it, but what if you pretend to be my manager and call these restaurants and say hello. I have Shane Dawson, a YouTube celebrity, who has heard about it and tries to get us some free meals, like really expensive ones, and we already have places in mind where we want what th000 on Sunday, okay, there's A1 th000 on Sunday There's also a $5,000

burger

on the street that I won't pay for either, so first, who's your manager's name? um Sean, that's too close to Shane. Dina Lohan. I don't have a girl's voice.

I have to be the father. Neither did Dina Lo. No. Michael, hey, Michael Lohan, oh no, no, no, no, it's banned here. I think your manager name should be like, let's take two YouTuber names like Tyler Oakley and Connor Franta, you're Tyler Franta, cool, Connor Oakley, and I call and I. I'm already drunk, uh, no, so let's try to find some expensive food and look, Britney, this is going to be the drunkest Vlog you've ever seen, get ready, okay, you're on the website where you found us a

burger

$5000, yes. It's at Herbert Keller inside Mandalay, don't give them that promotion we still don't know if we'll get it for free, I think we will.

I'm a good manager, okay, let's see what happens, wait, what are you? I'm going to say ask about the manager, well I know, but what are you going to say about me? I'm going to say you're a celebrity like you said, say I'm a superstar like that's all. Superstar Shane da said, say me. I have a book, I say, I make apps, I don't make apps, I just say, I make apps, no, I'm going to talk, let's say, I have a line of perfumes, should I throw out a subscriber number or am I trying too hard, I just say 20 millions?

I'm not going to see them on PewDiePie. I'm nervous about being your manager. Maybe I wouldn't be good at being a manager. Well, after this, you call best friends. My God! Speakerphone, I'm so scared. I'm so scared Hey, I was wondering if I could talk to a manager. Is this the restaurant? The Herbert Keller, yes, this is the restaurant. This is the general manager speaking. Hey, I was wondering. I'm a YouTuber's manager and he's currently in Vegas, he has like 10 million subscribers and wants to try his $5,000 burger and Vlog The Experience, maybe talk to the executive chef.

I was wondering if that's something you guys do or if you might be interested in doing it but you need to go to our mm Resorts marketing department okay I'm eating but also the office is closed so we don't think we'll go to make this happen. Wait, I have an idea: We'll order the $5,000 burger, we'll have a few bites and then we'll say there's a hair in it, take it away and then we'll leave and then we'll go see Britney, that's the perfect day when the queen comes home, Okay, when I take a tour of the house, who is that guys?

We're in a place called dicks right now I told them it was going to turn gay we only have nachos I just had a couple full drinks and look how big this soda is that I'm living also they all wear these scary hats and they all look like I can't to say it It's because it's a little racist, but I'll show you, tell me it doesn't feel like a meeting, you know what I mean, like I'm activated and I want to go home when my enemies drag me and I love. it's when you find a place that's just for you for us when you're a Queen and you're on fire leaving the house to go to Taco Bell like when you're a minion but you already finished the update we just got out of a taxi and our taxi driver said I always wanted torture and kill someone just to let you know, okay, there is a girl who is very cute, she is playing the guitar, she is playing like a sad song, I love it, the current mood and I want to ask her if I'm going to give her money, but I'm going to ask you if you know any Ava or Britney.

Do you have any requests? No, Hillary's death, yes, Ashley Tisdale, that's going to be difficult for her, okay, I'm going to say it's complicated. LaVine or Oops I Did Again Britney Spear is a great acoustic, she knows me, hey I do know him, what's your name? Denise Denise, okay, do you know any complicated, complicated AA LaVine or Britney Spears, you know I might know, but I might mess up the words? I don't give a thumbs up, okay, yeah, yeah, give it to me, oh my God, I'm going to be scared, oh my God, I'm going to cry, yeah, ooh, yeah, yeah, oh, that's it, that's the key, oh My God.

I'm going to cry like this F, everyone sing, damn, that was amazing, what's your name again? Denise, yeah, what's your Instagram snap? Okay, it's an underscore, no, no, it's complicated, literally, okay, it's D e N I S S E B O R Q U EZ and then an underscore, why do you have to do it like that? It's still complicated, remember 3 minutes ago when I was drunk and yelled, she knows me like I'm Casey. IAT. Do you think he knows how we live? That's it guys, okay, things have changed, they've changed instead of finding a $5,000 burger that we have.

I decided to come to a place called The Heart Attack Girl. We're wearing hospital gowns. I don't even know what to say, but I'm ready to die. We're here with what's your name again. Ashley Ashley, my queen, she has already given it to me. Jello shots I'm 10 times more drunk than when I walked in There's a drink in a pill bottle Grandma, she has a 20,000

calorie

hamburger. Can you explain this burger to everyone? So this is an eight patty burger, it's that big. When it comes out there are eight hamburgers. Stop, each burger will weigh half a pound and someone died eating this well, yes, someone died eating it.

I'm fine and what you have is 350 pound people eat free and I have to weigh myself there on stage in front of everyone Where were you when I was 400 pounds? You know what I mean. I ate for free. Taco Bell didn't give me guys. He just came. Oh my God, my God, and the way I just found out, if I don't finish it, I'll get spanked in front of the entire restaurant. I'm not drunk enough from this. I don't know, literally, first of all, two goals that I would have liked to have gone to. graduation who my mom wishes I had married I'm here not because she could eat her and yeah, but then what happens when she leaves?

I leave her and I don't even know. Oh it's good? That's a lot. This knows. Like the biggest loser had a flavor, that's what it would be, you know what I mean, no, I'm afraid to swallow this, okay, you're going to make this, technically we can't share it, but our waitress left, what? OK? If you ate all that you would really die, oh my god, get into it, yeah, how does it taste so fattening? He literally knows how to bite my legs. He tastes like he would have literally stuck my face in a puddle of grease if you ate my ass. that's what it would be I love my new life I love vacations as a couple oh my god do you think if I use Snapchat she would like to find her face she has a face she has a body let's give it a good try let's see if she has a face uh she didn't have wow that's discrimination I'm not for it but I'm not eating that there isn't a world I would eat that if I was 400 lbs I wouldn't have eaten Okay, obviously I didn't finish the burger so now you have to spank me.

She will receive the lollipop. I'm afraid. She just said that before she slapped someone so hard that she broke her arm, she didn't break her arm, but you're almost jealous. I'm going to enjoy every second of it. You like to see me in pain. I mean, it's a little hot. Then she will love to see me. Diarrhea you'll miss it later. That will be a bit of a pain. It's okay, it's okay. I'm afraid you'll get so hard. As you can, are you guys ready, we're about to see Britney Spears, that's so brilliant and I'm already drunk, you're excited, so excited, that's a great drink.

I literally just licked a bowl of guacamole. In fact, I licked it clean. I had a chance. I had a drink I had a drink and a drink and a drink and I'm ready to go I've been practicing wait you want a hot body you want a boy Bo you didn't get it I know I don't want to be in Bas if there's a flash here I'll pixelate his face for the way Tyler Oakley is here YouTube Meetings, it gets worse, see you, Tyler Oakley is here, I saw him on Twitter, we're going out, he's going to avoid me, which is funny because yesterday we pretended to be a manager with the name from Tyler, that's true, genius, and they probably feel it, Tyler already has it, yeah, they're like Tyler's already eating that $5,000 burger, uh, get on his level, here we go. last purchase before we see Britney for the last time no, wait, we have to like it, wait like a romantic, come on, I don't know, I'm not going to spill the drink to be romantic, three, two, cheers, Bry, here we go guys , we just got to our seats, no.

I don't know how I got these, definitely not, I didn't get them for free, we're here, Britney will be there, on that stage, right there, I'm going to freak out, I can't, what am I going to do? I'm going to scream. What should I scream? I'll probably cry. I'll cry. I'll scream like, Queen, like I really like scaring her and she'll leave the show. It would be great. I'm crying again. I'm so happy, oh we found someone great, okay, oh my god, oh my god, it's Tyler, oh my god, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, what's your name?

Everyone rises for Tyler, yes, you agitate. your playing so good where are you from Tyler oh my god thank you so much for coming on stage tonight you have been such a blessing everyone stand up for Tyler yeah B oh my god I would have come oh yeah destroy it oh my god slow motion yeah guys , we just left the concert. I cried all the time. I screamed the whole time. I don't even know what life is. They are fine? I'm not well. OK. I'm not well either. I need more. food, okay guys, we're officially leaving Las Vegas, we're at the airport, I feel like I'm dying, I'm tired, it's been a long weekend, we drank, we cried, we screamed, me too, current mood, a huge trash can dripping mud.

Make sure to like this video if you want more adventure videos. I hate vlogging in public. I feel like I want to die right now. I'll pretend I'm FaceTiming my mom. Hi mom, ooh mom, you look disgusting. It's a really bad angle, mom I didn't know you had H Chin's mom, also make sure you subscribe to my channel because I make new videos every day, okay I really have to go. I hate vlogging in public, oh my god did you have a good adventure? Great, okay guys, I'll see you later, bye, I'm so happy, oh my god, I get it.

I get marijuana, yes, it helps with the guacamole coma and gets rid of your pain, but it does make you think about this smoke. above