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Mr. Simons put your butt in that seat right away I'm your substitute teacher for today my name doctor james hilton phd what does that mean that's pretty big 25 sir why are you still here and subscribers? most people find me annoying at first, please come subscribe to real world weekly, this is not my time to self promote, get off, now we have an important exam. there are no problems with the homeless the teacher yesterday you said you hate them um pencil where is your where was I going where is your friend? That's a pencil, isn't it?

It's not a pen this is a piece it depends oh God help me tell me what this is before I shove it up your ass. We're not supposed to bring religion into the classroom. He will see everything I do to you. Charles. If you don't close that lip. Okay, that's you. If you lose this pencil, you will be that. I have some exams, we will do five levels for today's exam, don't mess up your exam if you mess up this, I swear to Jehovah, you will fail this and I will personally accompany you to the English channel, do you hear me the Brighton City act, the English channel , yeah, it's a little cold, the point that could be argued is the crux of this video.

You can do it today in our first English exam, Charles, why do you have your tie in your mouth? I told the Thais they tasted good. I believed it, sir. Describe the taste two words spicy earthy welcome to English that was an amazing description, it is impossible for us to create any kind of technology that will help us with spelling so it is of utmost importance that you know how to spell words so English words today I was quite clever. I'll give you that big fun English language test from Wilbur that will focus on your ability or inability to spell.

We'll start on this side, Charles, yes, hey, yes, do you want to feel the sea around your legs teasing your soft, soft little body because if you do, you're on the right track that's the first question on the exam and it's a failure I'll be

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with you tom simons I would like you to spell busy yes please sir I smell my double x right uh freddie I would like you to spell demonic uh can I use a sentence please the teacher's decision to give words so easy during the spelling test had a eudemanic effect on all candidates.

Does that make you feel great? Does that make you feel big and important? minus one freddie now that leaves us currently the ones who are failing right now yeah tommy wrote a sign charlie wrote it literally he said goodbye charlie hi wilbur kill yourself outside of class and what does this mean this chad what does he have funny that chad something funny about it that's what they call me describe it what's next science science let's try your most natural scientific tool in your mouth i would do it like each of you come one by one starting with charles pick a glass choose wisely well I should have received a letter from my mother I can't participate in science anymore she says it's from the devil the devil your mother does a lot of things that I would consider from the devil.

Should I come here right now and pick one of these damn pigs? Yes, the last speaker is yours, almighty. I'm sorry because, Jesus Christ, you need to identify the two ingredients in each of them. your glasses stop trying it's sweet it smells sweet fruity I think I'm going to try I'm going to need two flavors salt salt salt I don't know if the other salt you said very close I can touch it sir like a jelly bean like jelly, I'll give you a point, honey, It was peach, peach, that was salt and peach, peach, peach, it is one of the most obvious fruits to identify Jesus Christ, oh, you're friend, oh my God, uh, ginger, ninja, spice, spice, ah, ginger, spice, that's a girl spice spice let me refer to my leaf which is jalapeño and mango zero fruit for you, tommy, for that you have to take it I said spice jalapeño is not a spice yes, it's master bilzo, you just looked right at me eyes and I was hit in the head by a pencil did you see that I have cataracts that's great there's a great flavor it's a great flavor what you have there that's a great flavor professor it's grapes it's charles I don't think this is in the bible sir no it's not a fucking god i'm not allowed to do this right put it aside say oh oh my god it's so close sir where is the card ready the other flavor i know gonorrhea or some credit wait time drama nothing is more important in the modern world than the ability to successfully mask the truth, get ready, yes, I need you to fill these roles, thomas, will you be your classmate, wilbur, okay, hello, I'm Gilbert, I stink, yes, hello, sir Well, this is news to me. thomas stands in front of us now freddie you will be an attractive handsome sexy male teacher substitute teacher doctor you must be a rock in perceiving the events that happen you must be my wife of the teacher who would seek to prevent love in all its forms again with the students, you speak Seriously, we have real kids that need you and you're here, out of the league, this guy is a league, not him, yeah, it's me, look at me hello, my name is Audrey, that's two points for Freddie, oh, I need that everyone feels. down I need everyone to go back to their seats back in your seat stop fighting you always make me stay and watch you special students have golden time well three strikes and you're out of this room so girl help me shut up shut up oh I've done it your mouth in my hands, do you hear me?

We're in the exam why this article is so undeniably important to you yes in the bathroom no no you can't go to the bathroom who he can't I need to pee I don't care okay? I'm just going to go, okay, can I go with him? I can `t go? No, I'll piss on myself, good boy, should I pinch him? That's absolutely fine, have you ever considered that the turtle is targeting your shit? It doesn't matter, Thomas, if you want. to come closer and present your eyes this is a photo oh claude lion bose who is my um grandmother don't say that yes she was a stripper oh yes the sushi was sheffield she said I just want the pain to stop was she with the lord no she was in the hospital bed is now with the man but no, she is on the floor you will be with her again she is in the crowd let me show you something about the kind of death this is the grandmother who claudia grew old claudia has an incurable disease claudia who will happen to each of you, that's my only remnant of Claudia, this is Garden Tom, yes, you just ripped her blouse for the first time, don't throw anything at me, I can take you somewhere in the

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Don't take anyone to our place. Well, the challenge I want you to show us this incredibly important object. Because it is important for you? Charlie. It means a lot to me. This is my father. Latif. With something from where did you find my teeth in my mouth? I'm sorry. Why do you look alike sir? I don't know, it was like sir. What do you think class? He looks like you if you were younger. If you were more attractive and younger and different. Yes, every day I just play. A burr could burn Adam. for me, sing it for us, a bird, Adam and I pretended Adam move on, Adam, go back to your seats, well that was quite nice.

Where does this come from? I did drugs, okay, okay, I guess we'll move on to the art exam. Each of you has a palette in front of you. I also have some paintings here. Brushes. Charles. Would you call me? I don't call myself that anymore. What's your name Chad? Okay, so in today's exam you have to demonstrate your artistic ability. by capturing my beauty, I understand you have seven minutes, time begins, come here, below, I wrote drugs because I did drugs, okay, this is the creature, the creature is wet, don't close your eyes, maybe I have to pray for this one Charles. is this is an exceptional piece of work two points for you charles fantastic thomas uh get up present your piece it's probably dog ​​this is your surprise that's disgusting it's horrible yes give it two points yes charles good get up present your peace this is you if you were jesus at the crucifixion de Jesús is sad because Jesus because the Romans have immobilized him in a torture mechanism.

I would like to offer a small correction. The creature says that God died and we just forgot about it because of my parents and in the end no, that's not relevant. design technology using the words provided create something thought-provoking what is that using wood as long as they gave me drugs and I used them I would give them to them create something thought-provoking why don't we turn this desk into a work of art, yeah , using the wood provided, Christ, a lot of you are a problem. I have given them ratings. I'm going to need everyone to turn in their work.

These crazy people. I had a rule: don't mess up your exam. I said it was an instant. look at this hobby spoiled wilbur spoiled freddy these are testicles charles where is the paper? You know what that means, don't you go into the sea? the rest of you to the sea now the ocean the English Channel the coast well guys, away from your parents back to where you came from the sea there you are going to be free my children now what did you learn I don't know I don't know frankly it doesn't happen either this fist am I in school?