I got in a fight with BIG FEET!

Hello America, today we are hunting the wild and elusive bigfoot. Hey, don't you mean Bigfoot? No, I mean big

feet

. You don't see him hopping on one foot, do you? So today we are hunting the wild and elusive bigfoot.

feet

, okay, we need to keep our eyes open because it's bigfoot mating season and let me tell you something: you don't want to get hunched over by a bigfoot. I had a friend who was once caught and bent over by a bigfoot. He was never the same again, so you don't want to be fooled by a big fake.

Did you hear that? Well, you know that everyone is always looking for a singular great feat, but what if there is a family of them? Do you know a conglomerate? great feats there has to be more than one look up, look at that thing over there that is a big nest of feet, come on, let's see him, come on, he could be here, okay, so we have to be very calm now that the big feet are real. Defensive about home, okay, I can smell he's been scoring, he's been scoring, let's go look real quick, always check your surroundings for big beats, I heard something, listen well, I think we could, oh my gosh, He worked a lot on this one here. man damn look at that I mean obviously big feats saved some metal and made their own condo uh yeah dude I think that's a deer stand a deer stand are you kidding me now?

It's obviously a big nest of feet, okay? Only two things that can build a shelter out of junk, like a meth addict and some big feet, and I'm 99% sure that's not a meth addict, a fucking deer stand, who are you, you are the bigfoot expert, no you're No, I've seen other bigfoot nests that look like this. Now, as you can see, we have a water source right here, right next to the nest. This is the perfect environment for big paws. Could you look at what we just discovered? Look here. Look at his toe prints right there one two three four five has five digits right there you see it's not as big a print as I thought you know what I think I think we just discovered a new ape-like hominid species We'll call it normal foot.

I think we'll call it normal foot. This looks like a really good place for a while. Did you hear that rustling in the bushes? I did not hear anything. Look here, there it was again. I'll tell you, big feet have everything they need. What did you throw that at me first? Dude, that wasn't me. I didn't throw it away. I don't know where it came from. Well, you mean, don't you, oh God. Oh my god, that doesn't sound right, big destinations are really territorial and the fact that we're on their territory has bothered him and let me tell you something when big feet get mad, they throw things at you, motherfucker, so I'm pretty I'm sure I'll throw them away.

That stick on those big feet I intimidated him and he'll probably run away That monster is really, really angry I think he's trying to kill me Oh boy, that was close, wasn't it? Yes, it was, I thought I didn't understand, oh God. Oh my god, where did he go? My truck just got stolen by some big feet.