Kaya Yanar - Im türkischen Konsulat

For those for whom it is important, for those who really want to know, I now have a German passport for purely pragmatic reasons, thank you German, thank you two and a half Germans for purely pragmatic reasons because you Germans are really good, I don't even know how well that you have an incredibly good time with your German passport, it is a privilege to have a German passport, you are welcome all over the world, people love you when you come, especially the Italians, ah Tescoesco, come. inside, yes, here you can buy gold gold, yes, it's the hours.

Is it an original gold watch? Yes, you buy a gold watch but it is already falling off. Yes, yes, it's gold leaf like that and no. and you are in the world but you are popular. People are happy when you come as a tourist, there is no problem and you walk everywhere. In fact, I've been to Iceland, even Antarctica. It is also a pleasure to travel. because you can travel. You don't need a visa for almost any country. You can travel wherever you want with the Turkish passport. You need a visa for almost all countries. Without a visa you can't even enter phantasiaaland.

The Turkish ID is real. It's very cute, small, you know, fits in your jacket pocket, Turkish ID card format, you had to renew it every two years as if it wasn't enough and of course you do it here in Frankfurt aM, my D westenden , I was a Turkish consulate there, I also have to go there every Z D years. I extended my passport there the last time I was there was 5 years ago. I gave up my Turkish passport so I could get a German one. It wasn't necessarily fun going to the Turkish consulate because we know I can't speak Turkish.

No, I have forgotten that it is 9 years of Latin and I look at my brother and I, that is really true my brother I were the only Turks in this shitty high school we were the only ones there and my Hakan finished 7th grade he said he had me gone with the fucking latin. I'm not interested in the shit here anymore and yeah, so I learned Latin more or less and I forgot Turkish like that and then you go to the Turkish consulate as a Turk with a Turkish ID and you don't know any Turkish, no Turk can believe that to this day but it's the truth and the last time I was there, like I said, 5 years ago, I didn't know exactly where it was, I asked my mother where the consulate was, you will find it, you know it here, you know the consulate office in Frankfurt Westend The Turkish consulate is the two consulates here or what is happening here, pay attention, the Turkish consulate is easy to find, it is the only consulate that has the kebab shop in front of it.

I just needed the smell to be spicy with soose without everything being clear here around 7 In the morning you have to go there, they have changed that now, I have seen it, but 5 years ago it was still so you had to get a number , not at the consulate, but next to the consulate, next to the consulate here, consulate here, like a door and there was a little house next to it that was about this high, I don't know why it was only that high, they ran out the cement, they don't feel You like it and there in this little cabin it was the one who gave you the number like that and D, of course, you have to bend down a little to talk to the guys there, not with W, because the thing about the cabin alone it was here so first I put a window with the button there that only went up to H so you're a little bit lower the rear has that window only half open until about 7 in the morning 70 turkish 80 turkish this pass to the Germans The Germans went to work on the 80th day of the position, seen, good morning, I am happy to send a number, thank you and the number m oropa rck in the ass like this Back then you did not enter directly to the consulate, but first through the gate to a kind of backyard, okay, and there was a kind of security zone, the first armed agents were already there and then it was very strict, it is allowed, you have to be careful, yes, there weren't any. allowed to bring a GCK with something like the number of the nearest orthopedic surgeon or with you on the cord or something no no no you really had to be careful yes and then you got there metal detector they looked at you you had to drop everything you had to let go of the cell phone key, it had to be done.

Everything went into the Konsolat and the mood was depressing, it was very serious, almost depressive, yes, because entire destinations were still being decided, well, will the passport be extended or will it be renewed? The passport will not be extended if the passport is not extended back to Türkiye. You'll just have to see how you get along or the Turkish army isn't fun either and they're all a bit ugly. There was a joker sitting in front of me. I'm not the only Turk who talks shit, someone was sitting in front of me and told a German joke.

By the way, we Turks also do the same, just like you tell funny Turkish jokes, pay attention. I already know the latest in German. joke, no, pay attention, what did the Germans pay for a kebab? I have no idea €1 more and it's true true it's not true it's not true no no no no don't go to the kebab tomorrow so now let's see what pays there €1 less no, That's a joke, okay, and we all laugh at that then and so on, so they called my number. Yes, fortunately it was also shown. I couldn't speak Turkish anymore. 227üen, okay and then, oh shit, now oh, now there's nothing left to laugh about.

I have to talk to him in Turkish, I can't speak Turkish, they definitely don't believe me and we are in the Turkish consulate, the Turkish consulate means this is Turkish soil, Turkish law, this is Turkey, yes And I knew there would be something there. Immediately a Turkish official opened the door and I spoke in Turkish, that's how it was. There was a Turkish official with a snout and no hair, he looked at me and said something in Turkish. I would like to apologize to my compatriots, I don't remember exactly what it was, it was something with ü and he says and he looked at me and said, pass on the help, I think I wanted to have my passport but I didn't.

Understand, I was so impressed by his Turkish and I didn't react, so that he again was still there and I just looked at him and he thought he was hard of hearing, yeah you have to put yourself in his situation. Turkish officials. In front of him there is obviously a Turk at the Turkish consulate with a Turkish passport, he looks Turkish, so he talks to me in Turkish, of course he doesn't realize that I am not Turkish anymore. Konte, I've never seen anything like this before. then he thought that he had trouble hearing the passport and my hair like that I started crying, that was too much for me, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't know what you can't do in Turkish.

I took off my passport and looked at it. Turkish country K Turkish name You look Turkish. Why don't you know Turkish? Then it doesn't make sense anymore. You will see. That's why I'm here. I am here to hand over the Turkish passport so as not to go to war in Germany. They only tell me what I have to do to get a German passport, I've already left, what do I have to do? He looks at me very severely for a long time, looks at the passport, looks at me and says very simply: you have €1 more there