Creating the Most Tortuous Space Station Imaginable - Meeple Station

Hi, I'm Josh, welcome back to playing without OMG, we're back at the Meeple

station

. People who have been watching the channel for a while may recognize this game. I played it before starting over. The game is updated enough. that I think is justified, so we have all our fun things, like building things, and look at this, it lists all the floors we can be on in 32 glorious planes of existence, the game is good enough to give us this beautiful list of essentials, so let's start by building a basic floor, wait a minute, orange carpet, hey, I don't care if I do the last time we built a

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that actually seemed like it made sense, it probably won't happen this time, we'll start with everything like a big room of Of course, you have to give it some airlocks, go ahead and put them, oh you know, everywhere.

We cannot allow people to have no options. Can we check the airlock? Basically, we're al

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there, solar panels and under a floor. Oh, I can. and I can build them right underneath, like a kind of red carpet for the airlock. We need to have a power cell, so let's go ahead and let it be right on top of the solar panels and just hit a power cell. I wonder if that will work. that's how we route the power, by the way, go to our utilities tab and then we just run the various things that we need like electricity and water, and now it's supposed to be wastewater, but I want to believe it's like that so you can carry poop into every room, so yeah, I really think it works, so let's run this like this.

I mean, honestly, why wouldn't you want to just go all network over everything? The same goes for old water pipes now. We need to add this barely necessary thing called life support. You need water to function. I thought this was the future. Here you go, it's like a barrel, but water for

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water. Hello, what's next? Rack, this is where the meatballs get their Sunday best. and go out and face the emptiness of the space food source huh, well, nothing says food source like a fish tank right next door. We're going to put the ice processor on because we know the keg is full without ice.

Let's make some extra space. here and this is where we're going to put all these unmentionables like the rock crusher because no one needs to see how we make our products own the food dispenser we're going to go ahead and put it here somewhere here you go it's like your first apartment of a room except no place to sleep something that's in the game now that wasn't there before

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s don't say I never did anything for you you just have to you know, put on the space suit to go out, this thing also has a poop icon .

I'm a little afraid to start the game before we release it, so let's take a look at our options. The debris ejector slowly ejects debris into space. Okay, so obviously we can have it facing outwards, but God, I wish we could have done that. it's facing in, what if I like to remove this and then have this guy facing in like this? Oh great, look it's magically producing blasting debris. Who am I to really judge? That's what I'm missing. Oh, what a docking gantry I really am. I'm going to take our docking gantry and put it here where the bathroom is your pit stop, it's literally a pit stop.

Honestly, I have no idea if this is enough. Here's the next step before you just have a couple of random people. Now it begins. with five people and they used to have funny names and now they're literally like nouns and adjectives, old faucet and eyeball, you're always getting into trouble so let's just keep rerolling until we see something we like, seems perfect. group of evildoers right here jellyfish wombat front nutmeg and velvet I can't wait to meet you you can customize all of this now we are removing everyone's social skill like everything you would also assign them different traits now there are some that are considered good and some are bad.

I think it's fair to say that all of our

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s will be violent, I'm not sure why that's a disadvantage and each one will get something else to color their personality. Medusa, you will be a disaster. You can do it. Unfortunately, it only assigns two of these, so that's all the jellyfish get. I bet you'll be pretentious. 4head, you will be a loud snorer that made you clumsy and velvety, you will be astrophobic, have fun being afraid. out of space let's make everyone tremendously strong somewhat resilient vaguely intelligent not sociable in the slightest and now let's give them things they're theoretically good at okay here we'll have fun acclimating to your new home yeah that's what I like to see okay?

It looks like they're finally getting along, so if we zoom out to pull out some fun stuff here, the first thing we're going to start pulling out is some ice because we need water, because if we run out of water, life support can't. function or the bathrooms, it's not that they seem worried about the bathrooms, they seem happy to leave their mess anywhere, so here in our Meeple tab, that's what I like to see. Everyone's moods are already starting to stink. Fortunately, our skills table here tells us exactly what they are. people need to be janitor, my man captain records what I al

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forgot, we have to go here to the hierarchy and we have to assign a captain who will be wombat there, he looks distinguished, but now we can assign some roles which means jellyfish janitor who There's four of you now let's get you to take care of some velvet stuff you two even though your astrophobia is so exciting, a moment where you put on your gear and go out, how did that go on air here?

It's not good, I like it, oh man, velvet is not good with this. Oh, velvet, I'm so sorry. I will understand that you are sad, but this is not where you should think about things. Oh wow, I got this. sad tiger cruise achievement at the same time, you know, I'm starting to think that he's not going to mine anything, that he can use the bathroom, no, he just found a place to cry, okay, now my two miners have gone into the bathroom, you guys just They will be left hanging. Here now, what is happening? You guys are having a moment.

Let's just talk about it. I don't think these guys will ever come back. Everyone is starving. Why what does it take for you guys to come back here? Now that the real game has started, I can't actually just build floors, look, they cost steel. I don't have steel because you guys won't get up and start mining. Oh no, it looks like these two are taking a quick nap and by nap, I mean going on a permanent vacation, wait, you guys died too well, where did I go wrong? Wait, please, well, heavier, we'll have a standard airlock, we'll make a change, although we're going to make our junior guy here a little bit. less afraid of space because as we saw he won't do literally anything so instead we'll be afraid of clowns ok guys now you're happier pooping on the floor that's enough ok well I'm bad, it's good to see you as Captain again. velvet our resident miner, come out and let's make sure we enable commerce at the docking dock, maybe this will go better this time now that the oxygen doesn't leave space forever look we already have a ship, come and enjoy the baths.

Sorry bathroom, I love it at the moment, we have nothing to trade except fish, while these lovely people are looking after some quartz and magnetite things, so we have a maple over here that once again entered this airlock and now he's sitting here too. Everyone is incredibly hungry, what are you too good to eat less? You can sit, okay, everyone can share a chair, oh my God, you know? I notice three of my guys are bunched up right here, why are they all sitting here? This, oh, come on, guys, oh, did you die too? I can't tell with the door in the way you guys really died again, you wouldn't feed yourself, okay, here we are back at the construction stage.

I didn't want to I have to build the chair here because I felt like cheating, but we will do it guys from the beginning of the game until we can build a chair, all our meatballs die as much as it hurts, we will also connect the bathroom because it is clear that these guys You can't understand it, hopefully that means our guys won't be stuck here anymore you just get a chair okay let it last one game I was also crying out for a dumpster so we'll go ahead and put one of those in too at the end of this hallway, okay, I'm sure this time it will be a very successful station, great, you guys have been alive for about three seconds and you're already pooping on the things you're going to eat now. or you need a table that is too unhappy to the core, that's what I like to see, but maybe you guys can go out into space and find something exciting and still walk there, yeah, throw away the trash, okay, we solve this other problem .

The boys come in through the airlock and come back now oh my god they're using the bathroom a meatball can learn oh my god you guys are still hungry why are you too upset to eat? Geez, is this what they needed? He needed a table, please finish building it, okay, don't finish building it, yeah buddy, I feel your pain, we ran out of water, yeah, here we go again. I don't remember poles being so picky before. I think we've learned some hard lessons like We can't separate the bathroom from other things. Clearly meeples don't handle long distances well, so instead we're going to make a big glass hell that we're going to splash with disgusting tiles.

Pretty probably isn't the right word, but at least it has some color, well, here we go, it's like a square on grandma's quilt and in this grandma square we're going to put the fish tank and a couple of these chairs. glass so you guys stop complaining about not having a place to eat we are going to install multiple waste actors here it looks great this square is reserved for all the similar processing and stuff just to upset the symmetry a little this will be our little airlock air right here and the rest of this square will be used for one thing in one thing, just a porcelain throne and also some water tanks.

You can wash your hands with drinking water and it is a bit strange branch. We'll have our docking gantry here and at the end. but not least, sheep beds, oh my god, it's actually made of wood, let's slap these guys uncomfortably in every place we can, okay, game, did I do better this time? Can we have a functional space station? Now we are also going to do a A different team this time we will do the dream team flying from Tech Corp. We have Jane Miller. Well, I've decided that the next flight will be a violent insomniac from the beginning of time.

We have Johnny with a hot body. He is from the Stone Age. and everything is definitely going to be violent, honestly, he probably has a cauldron phobia. I can't imagine JH has ever seen clowns, but I'm sure he wouldn't like it if it did coming from my tech support, we're on lunchtime hmm, clearly vulgar, definitely pretentious writing his In the game from story writing , we have the famous chicken tenders author, definitely pretentious and probably some level of virtuous. Last but not least, we have grace, excuse me, ma'am, are you Grace and height? Eve, my clumsy, probably snores zero loudly. all, hopefully, that means he can't even walk or talk.

Okay, the dream team has assembled. We will be successful. Brilliant. Unhappy. That's what I always like to see. Maybe it's all the poop they throw at you. Don't know. Okay, time to work. We'll make you the commanding officer Jane, we gave you the skills of an engineer, but for now we'll make you a miner, same as you at lunchtime, Johnny, hot body, you were born for this and Grace, see if you can handle it . being a janitor oh this is the magic, this is the magic, I can feel it, there you go Grace, doing a great job, also who poops in the hallway like that.

I love that we were able to give Grace literally no abilities like before for the millionth time. time, but to have these awesome people doing some sweet mining so that when someone comes to trade with us we have something to give them, mainly because I forgot to build a damn dumpster, so that will be the first thing, look who does it. That's right outside the bathroom on the purple carpet you even see our stations freshly showering hey then a gentleman showed up and called we're going to sell you a bunch of this stuff we're going to buy a bunch of steel what are you two? doing, don't do that dad, things go out of there while these people live their sad lives sleeping on wooden mattresses, let's take a look at some of the othernew things that are in the game, for example, look at the new map, yes, that's the Sun, now you can see other planets that have minerals and stuff, if we go on and on, there are all kinds of fun planets.

I think we can go for this, it goes hand in hand with ships that we obviously don't have. anyone yet, but at our dock here we can also build boats, you know, with all those materials that we don't have, but honestly, this time that's our goal. The other thing that happens too is that once these ships show up from time to time, they will bring us new meatballs. I love how the chicken is tender around here and he goes to sleep. He just deflates instead of making a container of meatballs. garbage to get rid of this message I'm just going to reassign grace just be a citizen who contributes nothing and here we go, no more garbage messages, I realize that there is some kind of byproduct of that now there is everywhere, but it is well a little human waste all over the floor never hurt anyone, oh I love looking at the activity log and seeing this Sidious station, oh my.

God, I didn't know there could be multiple piles in a square, sitting there eating and saying, "wow, there's a lot of trash here, it doesn't matter, I have to go to bed." well, please, give me another maple, please, give me another member, yes, puppy, all sociable. I'm so confused, fast, oxygen control, good mood, low stress, ultra high, more, more, more, infection, but how did the puppies wounds get infected? Puppy, how did you get hurt in it? First of all, how exactly did you scrape your neck? Let's see if we can figure out how he got hurt by his trunk.

Here he has just come to us suffering great pain. Oh that's a ham problem as far as I'm concerned, the puppy fell unconscious, that's usually not the case. The good thing is that you might want to investigate that puppy. Alright. He was probably leaving it. Oh, come on, buddy, get up, but I mean he's still doing his job, so I'm not really sure what the problem is. Wow, pup, where you at. really bad shape now, did you do this to yourself because of all the falls? I think it's a good look for the space station, I just have one member who keeps fainting, oh my gosh, puppy, this star with a scratched neck.

Oh, followed by some deadly waiting is that he, what is he doing? I honestly don't know what the puppy is doing, he just lives like that forever, cool, well we have our own resident sphere, whatever, I know what I just realized. I don't think a docking gantry would have to be associated with the space station specifically, like I just left a dish and just put a docking gantry on it, yeah, naval commerce - this little square in space, I'm happy that no matter what May you have grace to do now, your mood will always be zero just like the grace we know and love.

One thing we'll be adding to the mix is ​​a research desk that will allow us to research all kinds of fun new things that we'll go ahead and put I don't know in here. near the bathroom why: Elna, ironically, is one of the least disgusting places on the station now, if we click on the research tab right now, we'll actually just research what it takes to get to the shuttle manufacturing, which is for different things, so we'll go ahead and start with the waste processing and why not let Grace take over the investigation. Oh well, we have a friend here, yeah, we'll chase Grace to the bathroom.

I'm going to continue putting a bunch of random dots in a glass. and with these piles of glass comes step number two, the docking ditch, she struggles, don't do it, grace, grace, don't do it, the thing says suicide, but you don't have to do it, don't do what the thing did creature, it's okay. The game said that Grace committed suicide while we were collecting new meeples like herring leaf and licorice. Grace is no longer seen, but Grace clearly isn't dead, she's just standing there, so don't worry. Grace okay, this is just what she now looks longingly at the airlock while the creatures just hang out with her, okay, so the waste processing is done.

Next we'll move on to advanced electronics. I wonder what I can do to reduce stress and all these meeples. What do you think? Maybe some plants we'll go with this questionably phallic one. We'll just put them here in the center to make it even more difficult to move around the station if this doesn't help with your stress. I don't know what will do it. the advanced electronics are done, let's move on to whatever this is, the advanced energy production mm doesn't seem to be helping the stress levels maybe it's the grotesque atmosphere, well what am I supposed to do about it?

I gave you a bath that you didn't do. I don't have to do this. I hope it finally happened. They dropped someone off at one of these little weigh stations. Fortunately he is one of the clowns. He's not part of my team. Will he stay here forever? Oh, that's great, it really happened. I have a new meatball. over here he crushes, he's fine, so he's stuck here, just like this clown Depp, oh my god, look at his record. He feels alone, he needs someone to talk to you. He's lonely, he needs someone, he's enjoying free time, that seems incompatible with the other things you're saying.

If I build this guy like a small house and in this house I give you a food dispenser, I know you are starving buddy, just hold on, now you couldn't hold on well, so okay, advanced energy production is over , that leaves only one thing. I left the fuel processors. I have a worrying feeling that Jane Miller, lunchtime, chicken tenders and Johnny Hoff ID, her stress levels are high. Hey guys, I'm going to do what I didn't want to do: build you some coins because maybe that. It will relieve some of their stress and they won't jump out of an airlock, that is if they can finish building this in time.

Looks like Jane and lunchtime couldn't hold on. There they go to oblivion. Okay, seriously, guys, stop jumping. the airlock look how close we are our crews are coming down a little but i have faith wait a minute shake the quartermasters why are you so hungry what's going on are you stuck what's going on here just go and help yourself to some food buddy yeah, help take him out or just go get some food that's okay maybe you want to give him a chocolate bar or he might just die behind that and then there were three Johnny hotbody please don't do anything drastic.

I guess the bright side is we don't need to do as many rooms, everyone has a glass room with glass walls in a glass bed Oh Johnny, hot body, okay you two randos, let's keep this up and grace, keep decorating and there we go, the most uncomfortable rooms ever known. I have to admit with everyone dead it's pretty peaceful in this game, oh we got a new meatball airbag what a name okay we're going to mount a rescue mission hold on tight buddy help is on the way hopefully in time, all you need to do is no. die, oh Christ, another one here too, okay, let's see if we can build salvation for you too, hang on, kamikaze, good God, you guys don't have uplifting names, just hang on, buddy, we're almost there, what did I just say?

I'm just saying, okay, abandon this for now, focus on this rescue mission instead of freedom, it tastes so sweet, go get yourself some food. I guess you might as well finish this weird maze we have here, newcomer Dyl, really get another new meatball. There you go, I can't imagine what those first steps are like when entering the station like, ah, my new home. Oh, God whisper, well, this is a group of psychotics, new members and their name is coffin. Wow, violent, depressive, you don't say it and now it is. It's time to move on to what I've been waiting for all this time making shuttles uh another new meeple Underpants like how he's trying to get back to his ship Grace, what do you think of all this?

My thoughts exactly right, I never thought we would get to this point, we have managed to research the manufacture of shuttles, now we can leave these bums behind and build ourselves a mega ship and by this I mean a basic shuttle, we have all the materials now everything What we need is the will, Christ, this is going to take like a million years, all hands on deck, let's build this, yeah, you helped your little Pacman ghosts. Honestly, I don't care how many people died to get here. The important part is that we now have our own spaceship, okay, here we go.

All participants are here. I didn't 100% invite most of these people on the trip, but whatever it is, we'll send them here, Vicario AG. You are about to send your crew and cargo to a new location when they arrive you will have to help them build a station and that's fine, they are ready God, what I wouldn't give for these two ships to crash right now they will surely let us know when they arrive safely, It looks like my little shuttle is in transit for the next fifty-eight hours, you know, I'm getting tired of this space station and the very few inhabitants left, how can we kill all these people?

Actually, you know what I think I know about a simple way to get off life support. It's okay, the oxygen is slowly but surely running out and before long everyone will be dead. Captain's log oxygen is hitting an all-time low. They all died because they were basically living naked in their own bed, surrounded by excrement, and generally dissatisfied. The ship arrived and is already returning. Let's click on the map here, let's go to the station. Oh God, and just like that it all starts again. We have a new location to build a new station with our amazing kitty and kamikaze blowgun team, and my friends are the Meeple station life circle.

I think that will be enough for this episode. I hope you had fun. I know. I think we killed all of our meatballs except for a couple. Let me know if you enjoyed this episode of Maple Station and I'll see you next time.