The Great Ocean Quest... for a Sword?

Sea of ​​Thieves is kind of a huge game, from battlefields to exploring the

ocean

floors, sailing the high seas, and searching for buried treasure. The list of things to do in this game seems endless, but of all the things to do and all the treasures to do. accumulate, wouldn't it seem a little useless to have nothing to spend it on? Sure you can buy storage boxes and supplies for your ship but anyway, sailing through the season looking for that stuff isn't any more fun if I have over a million gold coins in my bag I need something to blow it all up oh That's right, how could I forget in these seas? something that matters as much as your battle prowess are your cosmetics eye patches fancy hats peg legs guns cannons figureheads sails even more weapons and of course the ever reliable Cutlass, with so many to choose from you'd think it would be hard to choose just one from multiple pages of options, that's a fire

sword

, it's literally on fire, I want fire

sword

, welcome to the thieves, sieve fee, where's my ship?

Did I lose my boat? Ah, I found the boat. There is a sword that I wanted. I saw it the last time I played this game and thought: you know what I want? That sword, give it to me, so I went to the sword menu and I was like, ah, these look cool, they're like not bad, not bad, this is literally on fire, flame sword, I want the flame sword, I'm pretty aware, just cut the music, I'm pretty sure. it actually has a

quest

requirement or something, so I can't unlock it right now because it requires Captain Grimm's Hunter's Commendation.

I don't know how to do it, so today we are going to investigate that Captain Grimm Sea of ​​Thieves Praise Hunter, okay, so here is Captain Grin's hunter, defeat Captain Grim five times, self-explanatory, only travels to Ashen Lords, so we have to go to the Great Red Tornado. Did I miss something? Well, first things first. First, kids, I'm going to teach you how to use Sea of ​​Thieves today, so listen up before you jump on your rather ugly looking ship. In fact, wait. I am my ship. Is it completely basic? Because the basic ship we need to fix this.

Wait, but before you get on your completely decrepit and ugly ship, the first step is to just fill your ship with random things you find on the islands, hydrate, okay, okay, oh I can't believe you did this, take your pick your favorite fruit. We'll be back, it'll always be mangoes, your Cannonball is the best fruit, okay, we're choosing a ship, chat, red, okay, this pirate flag, maybe a shark, I like the black wheel, I'm going to go for that one, green cannons How is our ship now? Whoa whoa wow I like this This ship looks

great

Are we heading towards that thing?

Oh God, am I going to crash into something? Oh no, oh no, I don't know where to go, but I guess we have to go to Ashen. Which means we have to head north. I'm heading south. The SS shark sails to get the incendiary sword. So if you see a tornado honk, do you see the skull? That's where we're going, that's where the skull of the skeleton is. Can. I don't see the cloud of skulls anymore, so I can only assume we're in the right place. This strong cat holds a candle for us. Not gonna get us.

Not gonna get us. If we are clever enough, they won't catch us. we see something we see something Chad oh oh Jesus okay no, we're in this, we're in this, we're in this to win, no, eating fruit, that's a fish. I may have made a slight miscalculation because we don't have any. There is no more fruit, how do we beat a strong one? Empty chest. Okay, we are rich, how do the strong work? Okay, so there's a key hidden somewhere. Well, let's go find a key. He said it's hidden somewhere. drawers and things use door golden bag use door there's nothing there use lid I see what you mean now so we have to search this place oh a golden lingerie I don't care if I do it right I mean I guess at times like this Yes she does it for a drink you know, oh Jesus, how's your roommate?

Yeah, yeah, she's fine, she's fine, she's fine, absolutely, what could you play next time? A comfy little seat, we don't have to move anywhere, we can just stay here, wait, not really. We should probably get up and keep looking for this thing where did you come from ah slight misclick sorry requires the Fortress key to unlock okay and here's all the loot but right now we're just looking for the Fortress key I guess so, right? where? Where you come from? Please learn to at least let me know when you like the secret guy. What do you stop doing that?

Please stop doing it. Yes, they're going to teleport right in front of my face. They are not good? Okay, I thought that was it. a key, but it's not, wait, no, that's my word, what the hell, it's cold when that, yeah, oh captain of The Fortress, oh, we get it. The key to the Fortress, well that was super simple, don't forget your golden thing too, ah, well remembered. I'm putting it here, I certainly did now for those of you who don't know how Sea of ​​Thieves' variable treasure works rather than jumping ship with them. I can use a harpoon to do it, instead what is it actually connected to?

It's not connected to anything, okay, you know, let's move our ship forward a little bit. I won't bow my head to this strange coding of video games. I'll harpoon them onto the ship right now from Point Blank Range. I can't fail and that's okay, I made a mistake. I think that might have been the skull I was supposed to go to. Well, we did whatever, this is full sales. Oh, did I just damage the ship? Oh, oh God, yes. I've made a little hole Okay, okay, oh wait, what if it's there? No, but you know what that is, it's cool, there are a lot of treasures buried underwater.

It is one of the fastest ways to obtain random treasures. Okay chat, you're ready to see something really cool, you've never seen anything like this. There are these beautiful giant coral reefs. There are streams of bubbles that you can breathe in. You can search these underwater areas. They are beautiful. They are not visible? them bam now we're in so this lets us make a combat arena we want those shoes to be blamed they're very strong yeah these things oh here we go now the water level should rise it's flowing from the mouths. The water level is going down, okay, our staff is dead, yeah, go ahead, throw up your water, come on, where are they? where are they?

They have two, three, there will be another one with a spear soon, I can feel it. Look at him there, we have him good, we have to cure him, we have a heel, where did he go? Somebody took my stab, okay, I'll get another one, oh boy, here's a bigon, one shot, wonders, see ya, butt, it's an explosive barrel, what? Do you mean we're filling up with water again? This never really ends well, so we're starting off strong with a spear guy. I need this, yeah I think I blew myself up, well this is what happens when you die by the way. come to the Ferry of the Damned, I got it, that's it, are we okay, yeah, we win now, so yeah, these things, these things are really strong, ooh, a pineapple, okay, here's all our amazing loot, Hello, yes, would I like that? to collect all my loot, how did I raise the sails?, what was it that left you numb?, the skull of a ship, now I can do this foreign.

Yes, I'm scanning The Horizon for anything that might remotely resemble a fire tornado or a skull. in heaven and I don't find much talk where I'm supposed to oh oh well I know where I'm going are you even ready for them? I don't know, look how many, I'm not ready for them at all. I'm avoiding that boat over there because I'm afraid of them. What is that thing like right in front of us? Not on the map? It's not on the map. It is an unmarked store. Let's explore it. for a moment, okay, another pineapple, I'll take it, wait, what you saw, what I saw at that moment, what did the barrel do?

I just forgot the pineapple was there. Hello, favorite customer. I've never been here before, but you sell like everyone else. stuff I'm used to you selling, so it's

great

, it's such a strange time on the island to get the sword, it's time for the sword, even more, full sales move faster, Slowpoke or sailing in uncharted waters, Sorry, boat, no, go back and forth, oh me. Look at them, I see them, look over there. I wasn't expecting company, oh god, I think I'm too close to my chat, oh god, oh god, what a little problem with a bit of a leak.

We were definitely prepared to face an action boss, right? I'm not dying it's okay it's all in your head this is okay this is okay let's find the top of our ship it's on fire I don't know how to take out this boss I'll be honest with you okay this is okay just a little damage to the hole, okay, it's all part of the plan, yes I know, I steered my ship into a media storm. I didn't have enough stuff for this or maybe we just fought this properly, Jesus Christ, what is this? mini army, would you mind giving me a hand, father?, that's a cannonball, please, I'm asking you nicely, okay, that's a no, my job is bailing water.

I guess it's actually on my boat. I can't, I don't think I can win. In this fight I don't have a weapon, well it wasn't the Ashen Dragon we were looking for, but not the Ashton Drake, it wasn't the Ashen Lord we were looking for after we ran out of cannibals and um, now my ship is gone and all. the loot, so I think we did well. I think it was a complete mission, very clear, stop it, stop getting so good, you know, whatever, I'll get you someday. Well, that was a dramatic failure of a day, if you like.

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