Jim Gaffigan Conducts a Child Focus Group | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

Not all of you are aware of this, but last Friday we did a special episode of this show where the audience was made up entirely of six to nine year olds and, no, we did it, we just thought we would. this as an experiment and we filled the whole audience with these really young kids and we did our normal show just for the concept and well we'll show you a clip that aired last Friday but just to bring up to date here was a clip of how was a bit according to a new kids survey Washington DC is the worst place to raise a family, that's true, yes, however, it's still the best place to raise illegal campaign contributions, hey, they love politics. humor, what can I say?

Well, anyway, yeah, after this actually happened, we actually did this show and then someone on staff had the idea to bring back some of the kids who were there at the taping and have them participate in a

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. . about the show we thought it would be a cool thing to, yeah, you know, get a bunch of kids connected to a guy at the network and then he could ask them about their opinions on the show, which helps us evaluate. what people at home are thinking exactly, yeah, well, the idea here was that we thought that kids would give us a new perspective and also maybe be a little more honest than adults, adults, sometimes, you know, We try to avoid exactly what they say, Andy, adults are bad. everyone lies, that's why I like you my friend, that's true, well anyway, we recorded what happened in the

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, we had cameras there and we talked to these kids that were on the show to see, you know what they would say and some of the

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ren's opinions were quite revealing.

Take a look. Now what we're going to do is ask you a couple of questions in an effort to help us see what we're doing in the program. Also where maybe we could improve things, we have to be completely honest here, so don't censor yourself, don't worry about saying something bad about Conan or Andy because well, they're not here, so they're never going to find out. We hope to learn it, okay, if we could see this clip, it was okay, wait, wait a minute. Daniel, whose fault was it that he was so boring? It was Conan's fault, yes Conan, it was probably Conan's fault because he's boring Daniel is boring sometimes I gave him a drink cupcake it's like he's worthless because he only says three words for every three words correct and those three words it's like honking time but it's your show I don't really care about the words you should give equal amounts of time because there are two people on the show how many people think Conan should give it the Same time to Andy, yeah, yeah, she says three words, he just says okay, do you feel that way?

Do you feel like I squeezed you and not your head? yeah look this is about the kids not me, do you think Conan should wear his hair differently or not? I really feel like he should change his attitude, so that kid seems crazy to me. I don't know, it seems like that. he's crazy, he probably shoots, he tortures small animals, well, let's move on to a different one. What I'm going to ask you individually is to rate Andy's intelligence from one to ten. Kelly first. Andy's intelligence from one to ten. ten being the highest um well um about um about um seven and seven and three more than Conan three more than Conan um so wait, wait, please Andy one, do you feel like you're being generous or is Andy really unintelligent, right? ?

Yeah, he's just saying what you need to hear, sweet unintelligent if If Conan was at your school, if he was one of your classmates, do you think they'd be very upset with Kona? Yeah, I'd probably look and say, "Okay, sure, take the ball, okay," and remember when the lady animal handler? showed up and Conan acted like he was in love with her, remember? This is Whitney Hahn from the Catoctin Zoo in Thurmont Maryland and she raised this animal. This is Whitney, how are you? I like Whitney, wow, very inappropriate in front of

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ren. Foreigner would you say Conan probably has his hands loose yes yes yes if Conan and Andy were your parents, who would be your mom?

Daniel Conan would be your mother and Kelly Andy would be your mother, you are a little more, you are very motherly, right? It's because of the breasts and the cartoon animals, do they remember you well? Hi Daniel, I think he reminds me of a cow and Conan reminds me of a cartoon animal like Daffy Duck or something, or maybe things are not good and he reminds me. From Porky Pig in the shows Conan always says that Andy is his good friend, right, yeah, we should probably eat together or something. Do you know my last name? And would you describe Max as a rock star?

I don't think it's a good idea for him to wear gloves like you're good, so wear glasses while playing because I saw him lose his rhythm when he was trying to push his glasses. I know of nothing. Max has very oily skin. skin is a medical condition true, he came more contacts because even his eyes are greasy would you rather have your teeth drilled or come here would you rather have your teeth drilled than come see the cone introduction yeah Travis would you trust Conan to your pet? Co Batman will leave now you leave now we will take over I am Yani this is my assistant schleitzen hello kids you kids take control no new kids you have been giving very bad answers.

I know they've been lying for the sake of the cameras. I want you to tell the truth now, was he called a genius? No, you kids are obviously delusional. They talk now and talk about how Connie was a genius. I think Andy could have more time on the show. I think Coleman was a brilliant man. No, I think Andy, we weren't alive.