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army has other plans all survivors in the area were asked to head out to go to the nearby park and cut down as many trees as possible to aid in the evacuation effort whatever that means we might as well join together to speed up this whole thing. Well, about that man, I didn't really go on any expeditions. Hello Hello how are you? Good to hear from you hello, we were, we are not lumberjacks and we are not going to cut down that park, maybe another time, well, about that soup, soup, soup, soup, hey, yes, the agents who are spying on us now They are at our door. and they want to explain themselves if we listen to them yes, of course you can, we opened the door and then immediately a dead man, yes, that's what I thought, that's what I suspected there were agents, real, living secret agents on a government mission, we saw their identity cards. briefly they were not listening to us, it was the cat that interested them.

They also made a request wanting us to stop them with some of their top secret missions in the future. If we do, they promise that they will lead us to a government. safe house full of supplies and donuts, I hope they come back soon with more information and then we die well, that was terrible, it went as wrong as it could have and I didn't even do anything to try to avoid my own fate. I didn't go out into the wasteland. I didn't look for anything except that one time and I got nothing and broke all my equipment as soon as I used it.

I was terrible. I did everything wrong. What a lot of things. Well, that was fun, but that. It was still the same old 60

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I remember before. I didn't actually notice anything new happening, so everything in these challenges final countdown, we survived the explosion, a good man on the radio, the one from the serious accident, promised that rescuers would come. we must wait until they arrive in 99 days. There's no way Mcdoodles left for a family expedition but he made the classic mistake of forgetting his son. Little Timmy is a I love this. Okay there are some interesting ones here but I love the idea of ​​this timmy okay somehow uh timmy has to worry about these cretins well there's a lot of things right just in the shelter finally just so many possibilities so much space fortunately ted and pains left some supplies I took the axe, so this rifle will have to do if anyone tries to cause trouble.

Well, we've always thought that life could be so much better. That's how it was before they nuked us. We now think of life as much, much better in some ways. Oh, life could be so much. You better be right about that, you're right, okay, whatever, let's get on with this, what are these duos going to do, what are they going to do to me? I'm too strong for them, not memories, we need to keep a clear head and control reality, okay, any knock applied to the door turned into a loud knock oh no, it's a group of bandits and they are trying to break down the door.

Thank goodness we have this rifle, we'll count you to ten to get your mutated scream out, you're not good geesters of our shelter before we fill your guts with lead one two ten I'm not going to shoot I'm bluffing I'm bluffing I'm bl oh oh oh ah now I see well in the blink of an eye One eye, our cozy post-apocalyptic house was taken, but those brave bandits, it all happened so quickly. Wow, I'm screwed, I didn't do it, I did it wrong, yeah, I see it, yeah, let me try again, okay, and now I'm going to fill you up. of lead now I'm going to before it wasn't and now I'm going to oh my gun is broken no, that's not good, we were able to hit one of them with a lucky ricochet that scared them while he ran away clutching his buttocks. he shouted over his shoulder, we'll come back and get you you little idiot, one of them even lost his shoes, yeah I said, it escalated quickly and that damn rifle is jammed, maybe we need another plan, we woke up to a dripping saw. today I know there is something leaking from the pipes oh well I can't do that either so what am I supposed to do about it?

I can't even go on an expedition, how am I supposed to be able to solve anything we can't solve? So we assumed it was a normal pipe that would do in case and we felt a little strange today, although there was probably no connection to the pipe. None. He needs water now. He needs water now. Whatever new smell attacks. Our noses in this small shelter instantly there's not much we can lose, so when a single brick fell from the wall to reveal a narrow opening, our senses were immediately invaded by a terrible stench, we should probably check that hole and see what's up. the source of the smell is or we could ignore it, okay, let's look, we looked at the whole thing for fear that something might come at us with claws, fangs or other parts, instead we found a dead rat that was trying to get into a can of full tomato soup. miserably and we have a feeling he'll be luckier than him, so we confiscated it, gave the wrapper a proper burial in an empty can, he deserved it, well that's good, last time I got a can of food, the band threatened to ignite. this dump with torches to finish the job since we don't have our own torches to fight with fire with fire is there anything else we can use against them?

I guess it's insect repellent unless it's flammable and what could it be and maybe that's a good thing, I'm alive, the blowtorch mission was a success, once we heard the door open we unloaded the entire can into the nearest torch , causing a fairly intense explosion. The bandits didn't enjoy our explosive welcome and dispersed shouting something about flamethrowers, too bad they will. we'll probably be back once they put out their burning hats this is great it was great after all the days we spent here we're not exactly clean we smell really bad really bad it didn't bother us until we knew now and now we're about to get sick why not take a shower uh ammo I need I probably would need I survived the illness before I was fine I was fine before I was literally totally fine and I need those bullets the world has ended who cares about taking a good shower Whatever it is, this is a package with a pretty ribbon on top waiting outside, no, take my brave little explorer.

I love mom, is it safe to open at all? No, it's probably a bomb or it was a nice gift for mom, yeah right, it must be a trap. Those bandits sent it to me, stick that love with the sun, it doesn't shine mom, yeah, mom, stick it up your ass, yeah, mom, right up your ass, how about that trip to Nevada we were putting off for a while? Maybe we should go there, that's our first stop. After we get out of here, how are you, Timmy? We have to give him water. No, we have to give him water.

Now don't tell me what to do. I bet at any moment I could die from this disease and it's like a fluke, but I've been lucky in the last one, maybe moving won't be so bad, we can probably make new friends, meet new people, as long as there's someone alive , that's today or never today or never whatever we've done. I've been hearing strange noises lately, are they coming from outside or is it something that entered the shelter with us? Could it be that we didn't find anything? We feel like we are going crazy. We should probably do something to keep us busy before this.

It gets worse, having a little fun made us forget what it was again. I don't know, these bandits will surely break in if we don't find a way to stop them. There is a half-broken wall around it and a trapdoor leading to the shelter. If something heavy fell from there it might be enough to knock out the invader or make a tour, but I died, how would I have gotten those things? I don't have either. I can't go on an expedition, what do you mean? Maybe it was just a dumb idea and he didn't want to do it anyway.

We spent so much time considering all the possibilities that we ended up doing nothing before the bandits showed up again and did it. Fortunately, it sounded like these thugs had lost. their flashlight and couldn't find the bunker door in the dead of night this year they called the perimeter for a while shouting that they had been scammed by kindergarteners before remembering that one of them is afraid of the dark and giving up. beat next time maybe we won't be so lucky, okay, okay, shut up, Timmy, with your stupid cough, you think you're fooling nobody, nothing, nothing, nothing, we couldn't do anything, let's see, we need to get water, yeah , I know there's a package outside wrapped in so much crumpled newspaper that it's basically a shapeless mass. but it has a note attached that says you're the man from the shelter, boy, don't let us down, dad, we should open it now, stick it up your ass, dad, stick it up your ass, we're sure this is the bandit's ruse, so the package was left untouched outside, at best it would have contained a mutant tarantula, okay, maybe I should have opened them, maybe I should have.

We got a little scared today when suddenly our map fell off the wall, maybe our shelter is there. tormented when the map fell to reveal some sort of safe behind it we don't remember installing it but we can probably figure it out okay technically we have all the time in the world if we try why isn't it right we're not sure how or why the map it just decided to slide off the wall, but we're lucky it happened inside the dusty safe, we found some supplies, alright, what was that sound? Oh no, something or someone is below us, it's reasonable to go down and check it out.

How about we use that manhole in the corner? Who would have guessed there was a secret cellar under our house? Thanks to our trusty fast flight we were able to hunt down some of the remaining bottles, the contents just tasted more like water than wine, but as long as it's liquid, we'll be happy, okay, Timmy's gotta get drunk, Timmy's gonna get drunk, oh, There's a party down here, do you know what a party is? Why don't we gobble up some extra food? Maybe you won't die. due to illness something needs to be done before the band is returned, we know for a fact that at least one of them is barefoot, if something sharp enough was scattered on the floor we could really make them feel the pain, well that It's not going to happen.

I know the map I'm going to make checkers build little checkers pieces they're like Legos painful as hell in the second part it's like there were six of them the checkers pieces fell into place as predicted at least one of the invaders was a developer naked at least I need to remind you how much this cost me ten dollars and you come here with something like this the at least one has predicted the at least one and soon terrible screams were heard outside your offices it seems like a good thing the American ladies are much worse than that new danish invention legos the pain will come back we know you're there and you're alone they shouted before leaving maybe i should eat something an extra blanket no longer sir well i mean i ate something but whatever it is there's an armed and dangerous woman outside fortunately not He's got ammo, he tells us he hunts the wild beasts of the wastelands and right now he's on a trail against a giant mutated spider, we're pretty sure he's lost his mind, what are they?

What are you going to do with that spider lady, put a leash on her, she promises that if we help her one day she will return your favor. No, I need these bullets for things and other things like putting a bullet in the head of a bandit or in the ass of an armed person who murders things for a living giant mutated spiders in our neighborhood we don't want anything to do with those things goodbye Madam, how are you still hungry? It's because you're sick the street vendor paid us a visit today he introduced himself oh no I don't have four bottles of water.

I have four bottles of water, but I couldn't give up four bottles of water. Uh oh, it's the other way around, yeah I don't need the cards unless I need them, why? Would you need cards instead of bullets? I have bullets. I need food. I need food? Don't I have enough food to last? Couldn't I only make it until the 30th? Why don't you know what the fuck I am probably? I'm not going to regret this I'm probably definitely not going to regret that I'm probably definitely not going to regret that I'm probably definitely not going to need those cards right away after we made a deal right now we should get some water why why are you so hungry?

What we were expecting to hear while sitting in the fall in the shelter was a trumpet, played by someone who is clearly not a trumpet player and who had probably never heard a trumpet player in his entire life. He came with a friend who knocked on the door and demanded. that we let the merry men in so they can take from the rich and give to the poor if we let them in, how about no, I'm little timmy, I'm a boy, shove the joy up your ass, shove the joy of your butt, I'll cough on you.

We didn't answer the peculiar calls and kept the door closed until the noises outside faded away. We're not exactly sure what we want to bring those people back to. They seemed harmless enough, but can harmless people be? We trust in these difficult times, they couldbe worse than those who don't seem harmless at all, whatever you say, man, we have a lot of distant relatives, but none of us are as bad as for us, like aunt, aunt, ada, she lives in the country, so It's most likely he is still calculating his cow counting machine and not worrying about the nuclear weapons raining down on his chicken coop.

Too bad we don't have a photo of her or not, I don't have that book. I don't have that book, I don't have the book, so we're left without photos, without news or happy thoughts, the world is too cruel, yeah, we sure are freezing outside, the gangs probably expect us to curl up in the corner with a blanket water water on the ground will freeze will slide will slide will slide and become dull but there were letters there too but I bet that wouldn't have been the best choice we pulled one of the most obvious pranks of all time by spilling water on the road outside and left let it freeze overnight we laughed a little too hard, they took offense and promised so many derogatory words, some of which they clearly made up to come back with a vengeance, okay, whatever, today we ran into a group of people dressed in what it seemed like. how halloween doctor costumes couldn't be a field hospital moving from one place to another they promised that some of their supplies were eaten by something that looked like a sasquatch so they think sorry, I can't spare any, I need it to last nine More days we don't believe they were real doctors, get out of here, get out of here we find a box outside wrapped in what looks like six different types of wrapping paper the note says mom is making me write this I hate you try not to die or something so it could be a bomb or something even worse we should open it to find out shut up mary jane I don't need you everything is a lie everything just a lie to try to get me to open the door this is a trick joke and we are sure of it Mary Jane could never have written one such a nice note yes I didn't think about it so ammo is missing there is no way it was stolen it has to be or somewhere we have to find it yes I need that ammo I need the I'm on a mission Oh well I found it excellent.

The first thing we found was a forgotten deck of cards. Dolores used it for solitaire in the past until the kids lost some of the cards. Now we can play semi- the solitaire found it covered by a can, it's okay, we are about to finish our dinner, if you can call it that when we hear someone knocking on the door, it seems to be a traitor who is very interested in ammunition , how about that, don't go? Go away I don't need anything from you I don't need anything I have five more days and I need everything I can to survive we realized that the stranger was disappointed but it was never our business if it was ever time to leave accustomed to life being disappointing the end being disappointing of the world is probably that, get the disappointment off your ass I don't care about the bandits they will surely return one of their biggestThe advantages are that they have the numbers and they know it.

What if we made them believe we brought reinforcements by playing the radio that actually has no signal, but yes, we built a scarecrow outside using empty soup cans and turned it on? what used to be the theater radio channel and I turned the volume to maximum, luckily something was still playing there, probably an old recording put on loop, the combination of a loud broadcast and some cans hanging in the woods turned out to be terrifying as soon as As the bandits approached they turned screaming about monsters from Mars invading the earth with heat rays really as if nuclear war wasn't enough.

Okay, today we were visited by a strange little man who presented himself as a traitor. He insisted that his prices are so low that it's practically like cutting your own throat, the least we can do is take a look at his offer, even though for some reason we don't really trust him. Yeah, I don't trust you either. Go away, go anyway and I don't need you despite his desperation. He tries to sell us all kinds of useless things and we don't refuse the man's offer, it's probably for the better, he seemed pretty unreliable, yes I know, oh I know soup and water because I have some to spare, I'll save that stranger pushing a a rusty wheelbarrow full of all kinds of goods stopped today he claimed he is a merchant looking to barter I don't need water I don't need any of that I only have two more days left we refused to trade hopefully we made the right choice but the merchant didn't I was very happy with this, well, shut up, shut up, I thought I drank, didn't I drink some water last night?

Didn't I drink some water? A woman came with a creature that she claimed was a camel, she provided for the camels. It has five legs the animal carries a package of goods for trade well I don't need any of that I really don't need it I have enough I really don't need it unless I need water and in a jiffy I don't know Am I about to win this? Am I about to win this? It's a final countdown or something. In the end we decided that his offers weren't for us. Maybe another time if he ever comes back, have some soup.

I guess the relentless bullies are closing in again. They didn't prepare anything maybe they will show us murthy no no after the hell they went through they are serious let's hope they slip on the stairs wait we didn't prepare anything what do you mean we didn't prepare? I didn't know I never thought about how I couldn't prepare anything You didn't tell me to prepare anything You didn't give me the option to prepare anything I'm going to eat some soup oh pains ted mary jane pancake and shark finally came back and jumped on the bullies from behind biting kicks whistling barking throwing punches and wrapping christmas presents the bandits barely escape with their lives merry christmas disgusting animals now let's unwrap their presents oh it's soup and more soup they're all soup oh I did it I never win this game I know it was an individual challenge, but such Maybe they just did it so I could feel good about myself, but hey, that's pretty cool, I don't know what they are, but it's pretty cool.

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. I considered the The value of this update depends on your choice because maybe I didn't explore enough in the original game to know exactly what is different in the first place because I wasn't good at it and I still am not. I choose by chance and This is how fate should be completely random. Thank you all so much for watching. If you want to see the other 60 second videos and also the 60 parsec space sequel, which you should probably replay. I only played it once. You can find them at the link. in the description below thank you all very much for watching and as always see you in the next video, bye