Honest Trailers - It (2017)

We asked you to vote for the movie of

2017

. She wanted us to make an

honest

trailer. For now, you are option number three. Today's episode is brought to you by Turbo Tax. There is nothing to fear from the twisted mind of Master Stephen King. of horror, suspense and really inconsistent film adaptations, people should really learn to keep their hands to themselves, comes the scary clown movie that was so scary it killed the real clown industry. Thank you very much, life in Derry Maine has its ups and downs and clowns because Pennywise is lurking. in the gutter and this piece will eat you alive unless everyone feeds on the fear of people tasty tasty beautiful countryside or maybe it will eat you alive and feed on your fear feed on your fear or maybe you will just get very scared and leave you alone is kind of a confusing rule of thumb, the main characters get freaked out by everyone else's clown food trip to the ideally child murder capital of America and encounter a losers club full of Goonies kids and Lost Boys who would have beaten One Direction fans in a screaming contest, there's the leader. the sick man, the bookworm, the boy from Stranger Things with glasses, the girl and also the other two whose character development was interrupted by time Mike doesn't say a word for 45 minutes of screen time do you really want to turn one of the books?

Phil Winston's main characters from the movie, really good movie, you are the emotion of the movie, as each child's fear takes advantage of them in a unique way, just try not to realize that it takes advantage of them exactly in the same way that the child gets angry. yours notice something out of the ordinary seem like a good guy and walk slowly towards it hello until a monster appears oh no you can just say no and walk the other way okay problem solved ride the wave of nostalgia that is still sweeping Hollywood and get your needed dose of 80s pop culture, like New Kids on the Block, bullets from that terrible street fighting game from that time in school where the girls have started puberty but the boys are still missing years in class without knowing how AIDS works and of course the kid from Stranger Things who makes you nostalgic for stranger things, makes you nostalgic for the 80s, makes you nostalgic for Stephen King and the circle is a complete feast with this one fun film adaptation of a popular television adaptation of a creepy book that managed to scare Tim Curry and wisely so. took advantage of the boring adult stuff that no one remembers in the sequel.

Plus, it made some radical departures from the original book, abandoning the '50s era, that pre-teen gangbang scene, and the appearance of Maturin, the turtle god who teaches Billy how to perform the magical chewed-boys ritual. I made that up no, that's really there. Wow, it makes sense that they cut it, but at the same time I want to see it, so enjoy a horrible trip down memory lane that cements clowns as the scariest thing about childhood, from dolls and puppets that make boats full of cash for everyone involved and guarantees that someone somewhere just greenlit a new version of Maximum Overdrive.

I don't know if I'm ready for another Stephen King attack. Guys, it's going to be a bumpy ride starring the much more important goofy Pig in chapter two, Kyle Broflovski, why? Make a joke when your real name is Finn Wolfhard og chug chug Sheldon, like for the bathroom, but doctor, I'm Pagliacci and the group of crazy clowns. Stephen King's Batman came out on June 23 and Lethal Weapon 2 came out on July 7, so get your hands on the movies. too early school ends too late or they wanted to give us one more hit of that sweet, sweet nostalgia this episode was brought to you by turbo tax there is nothing to fear my name is penny the dancing clown do you want a balloon? beat Ritchie, we all float here, you'll flow into his bowers