Honest Trailers - Star Wars Ep III: Revenge of the Sith

From Disney's bitter ex-boyfriend comes the end of The Saga so bad that this ridiculous, overacted and disappointing disaster is known as the good one. No Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith returned to a time long ago when there was still hope that the prequels could survive the Landing. With a movie that

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ts off semi-promising, this is where the fun begins, then falls flat on its stupid face, watch as Star Wars ends its turn to the dark side as everything you've come to hate returns as young men and women. shudder as Anakin Skywalker completes his journey from annoying child to obnoxious teenager to insufferable Jedi knight in a performance so robotic that his body finally catches up to his performance although, to be fair, no one can make this drag sound natural love won't save you, Padmé , only my new powers can do that.

Natalie Portman is back and she's crying while this once proud Senator and Warrior Queen spends the entire movie barefoot and pregnant Annie I want to have our baby at home in the boo I can go early and set up the baby's room and finally witness what that the entire trilogy has been building up to Anakin Skywalker becoming Darth Vader. Watch as the greatest movie villain of all time turns evil because he passed up a promotion. We do not grant him the rank of Master. He has a nightmare about his secret wife. He becomes engaged to Jedi. side when an old man makes him a super vague promise about cheating death and then burns himself into Cris because his teacher is standing on a hill, she's over Anakin.

I have The High Ground so Darth Vader a whiny easy fool Toom manipulates the lapdog who got his suit because he couldn't jump high enough mystery solved thanks for clearing that up George experiences the best Star Wars prequel by default simply because something happens occasionally, even if that's just a thing, it's a lizard chasing a robot on a unicycle, but don't worry sit-and-talk fans because every time things

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t to get interesting, George Lucas gives us some of the coolest scenes. chatty trilogy featuring Council meetings, the capture of General Gus will end these war therapy sessions near you, yes, commute with all due respect, the Master is he is not the chosen one, a strange bubble shows that I don't believe it and just stare out the window, it all slowly building up to the most obvious reveal of all time that the evil Sith Lord is the creepy old man who talks exactly like the evil Sith.

Lord, don't be breathless, the guy who makes four evil turns in a conversation and the Jedi D to create life from death, not from a Jedi, what a turn after two meaningless films that spin the wheel, watch an ending where Anakin goes from a peaceful Jedi to a child-killing maniac. Less than 10 minutes is not the Jedi way to live. There are too many of them, what are we going to do? followed by 20 minutes of George Lucas getting everyone into their starting New Hope positions, even if it ruins the continuity of the franchise, like Leia did. remember his mother's face she was very beautiful why didn't Obi One remember Leia that child is our last hope no, there is another how Owen and Baru aged 40 years and 20 years why all the technology in the galaxy seems to have gotten worse and How can we take Darth Vader seriously again after seeing this?

No, no, that's right, starring the following proof that more does not equal better. A clumsy cameo, goodbye, chaca, two disposable CGI armies, two cyborgs with breathing problems, four lightsabers at the same time. four unnecessary flippy CG jumps eight severed limbs about 17 things R2-D2 couldn't do in the original and thousands of highly trained Jedi Knights falling like total punks seriously, you can cut up droids and clones like they're tissue paper and that's it how do you come out That's pathetic Man Star Wars episode 111 the strength of weakens if you think the movie was bad wait until you see what they cut it's broken can you understand what he's saying?

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previews. Hey, screen junkies can't get enough of the prequels, so be sure to check out Michael Bar and the Late Media. What if Episode 3 was good? The epic conclusion to his prequel trilogy. the link in the box above or the Younglings get it May the force be with you Anakin, you are breaking my heart, you were the chosen one, you were supposed to destroy the Sith, don't join them from my point of view, from you, Jedi are evil.

I like you did it in the lake with unlimited power. You underestimate my power. Oh my gosh, I'm so excited for Star Wars.