Kloppo mit irrer Sprüche-Show bei Heidel-Jubiläum

Mins coach Christian Heidel celebrates his 20th birthday and Jürgen Klop is the star guest of the evening. In his speech, the BVB coach makes a real group, to the delight of the group members gathered there. So yeah, I have two or three problems tonight. The first is that I have a white h, I have already eaten several that don't belong or I want to go home and buy a new one. I didn't say anything, let's go over the second one now. I was already poorly prepared before I arrived, as everyone who organized things tonight found out several times because they called 400 times kopo how long does it take you to talk?

I said I never knew why I should know today and then I was a little prepared during the course of the night and then came the movies, then came Haral yes yes Now you can also say it's all been said, I could tell another joke but we'll leave it like that for now, so that's actually me. I am here tonight in several roles. Among other things, I think I'm the only former player here who speaks, or one of them comes. The boys behind, that means at least me and the boys are sitting. In the back is living proof that whoever sat in that bathtub is still alive.

Normally at a funeral we gather in such a large circle. I'm really glad we got together, but it's been 20 years like a real reunion, I have to say that and it wasn't love at first sight for either of us, I have to say because it was something like that, they told me it was really so in the away game of FC Homburg for on me5 in Homburg and one FC Humbur player, the ball jumped very far when he took the ball and Heidel, I don't even know what function he said in the stands at that time, they also have a hit , that's what he thought of me, dame. best tickets, so it was him and I the first contract when I made the first contract with him the dirt says he gives me contracts that I can't pay with the cars he sells that took a long time I also thought if we should give him something as a gift tonight all the matter Drive here she said we don't have a gift we don't have any gift she said I've been kicking for 10 years otherwise what's the point of giving it?

Yes, but now I'm doing it. the joke too, so it's also good, maybe at the end, but I'm almost done because I don't want it to last so long, it worked well, the first thing I thought of was on our trip from Nice to Monte Carlo, I still remember it. , Today sometimes I was still bathed in sweat, so we looked at the players, unfortunately I can't remember it later. Gladbach played against me, who was Tunisian, against the Norwegians, I don't give a damn, so we definitely fly to Nice now, right? Rental car, French navigator, yes, Heidel great behind the wheel, so there was no doubt, don't ask me, do you want to drive?

Should I drive? K would have told me, I drive. and I also have to text and use the French navigation system to try to understand whose car it is. It's getting a little sad, but Grace Kelly came to life on this road and this volkfosten drives with one hand, texting, a Frenchman. navigation system that is like that all the time and I do that GI doesn't do that and I did that at some point I grabbed the steering wheel and said now it wasn't like that we definitely survived that as you can see I'm very happy about that then we watched a game that was in the great stadium of Monte Carlo I don't remember the opponents But the fact is that apart from us there were 12 people, there are representatives of no, I say that now they don't fall like that, so in any case, then we went to the hotel, everything was prepared, It was booked great so we went back to Nice we think I slept so Heidel and klop litza and Monte Carlo are a big world and I can't get it.

With this running noise out of my head, everyone who ran after Christian knows that, uniquely, with their feet turned slightly outward, there were great comedians who really achieved success in the silent film era he was celebrating, so there are some people there who already are. standing behind, be careful, so anyway everything was booked and there was a hotel, everything was ready and we walked down the block. For the first time I put Heid in the suitcase with wheels in the front here my face where where the hotel is I thought of course I was organizing it I'm my first manager I'm the coach what do I have to do with that I lie down in the cell and that's it everything so yeah second round third round we walked around this piece of shit eleven times and last that was right there 105 I booked a hotel that was there said such parents said I forgot too we slept there we flew home the fact is we survived the thing so that's the only thing I remember I remembered it right away and then I remembered five weeks of summer vacation because I saw it before and I hugged it and I was glad I saw it.

For five weeks Kolchnoweski talked about how he was staying there and who knows how much Niikol Schnoweski talks, he knows how much B he has to talk? Don't you remove the number? Do you mean five niikol? You can become captain of the train. Yes, I don't know. I have to think about the future. This is how you see We didn't leave because we didn't leave because of you, you post like that and that's what we went through together. There were phases when everyone thought it was him and not his relationship because we were together so often and so close and that's the problem.

I always knew we weren't in a relationship because with this relationship you answer the phone when you get a call, everyone knows that when you call Christian Heidel the phone rings and he doesn't have voicemail, that means it just rings. yeah and D tries to call again and then at some point you think about kissing my ass and then he calls again and then you think it's better anyway yeah but that's answering the phone do you do it today with who answers the phone ? It wasn't bad, okay, I'm done, I know I'm on to something. I told you, oh yeah, you're a bomb, you're an outstanding manager.

That's what many people have said until now, no other can stand up, I know from my painful experience as a player, because it's strange when I became a coach, was it once so generous, yes, and you are excellent at negotiating, not because of you , that's why I say that. now the man is underpaid Harald I definitely have once I've looked at Zeller, he's underpaid yes no, he's underpaid I just wanted to say it again for everyone on the board next time the double is talked about and then it's still the half a little, It was you, that's what you said, I should say it, and after today's wonderful anniversary, the team briefly took the Bremen 30.

I would have preferred to play against Bayern, but well, you can't. Everything was given away. He also wanted to go to the game against Bayern 40, he also said that and yes, the good thing about tonight is that there are so many friends there. I saw that we have so many friends in common, that means we have to be friends, it can't be any other way.