Steamed Hams

Well, Seymour, I did it despite your instructions, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you are prepared for an unforgettable lunch. Oh, you got it, my barbecue is ruined, but what if I bought fast food and dressed it up as my own food? Oh, deliciously diabolical, look superintendent. I was just stretching my calves on the windowsill isometric exercise dare to join me why is smoke coming out of your oven Seymour oh I didn't smoke it's

steamed

steamed

steamed clams we were eating mmm steamed clams superintendent I hope you're ready for delicious hamburgers I thought we were going to have steamed clams, I don't know, I said steamed

hams

, that's what I call hamburgers, you call hamburger, steamed

hams

, yes, it's a regional dialect, ah, what a region, up north from New York state, very good, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams oh no in Utica no, it's an Albany expression Isaac, you know these burgers are pretty similar to the ones they have at Krusty's Burger oh no that made the old family recipe for Skinner burgers for our steamed hams yeah yeah and you call them steamed hams even though they're obviously grilled you know what I'm sorry for a second it was wonderful y'all we had a good time.

I'm shit, yes, it should be good, sir, what's going on there? Karora borealis aurora. borealis this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country located completely inside your kitchen yeah mash it up no more burning houses no mother it's just the northern lights well Seymour you're a strange guy but I gotta say that you vaporize a good ham