3 SCARY GAMES #5

problem just to have my hand cut off? But I didn't even see what was above. Or I waited, no, I did it, I did it, I did it right. Alright. Well, I guess that's

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. Oh, I guess I guess so. Well, that was... I mean, that was good. I was having a good time. But that ending. Is this just a demonstration? Is that the complete game? I guess it's a complete game. I don't understand. I don't understand the meaning, I don't get any additional information, but it was good. It was definitely good. I just needed a little extra.

You know what? I mean, but don't worry, it's just the first game we'll play today. Oh, we have more, huh? Okay, so this might be nonsense. It may be

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, but I know I will do very well in this game because this game is called Survival of the Smartest and if you know anything about me it is that I am very smart. It is very slow. We are in the most horrible place. You could possibly think about school, I know a lot of you just got out of school and you don't even want to think, you don't even think about this, oh no, which is the right way to go.

Well, if I go to the right then it's probably something like oh, that's the right way to go. But if I'm using my big brain, I know it's a trick question and you're saying left is the right way. Oh yes, I know what this is like. Well, how many red stripes are there on the American flag? Oh. Can you see with the first light of dawn? I'm trying to go back to school when we took the Pledge of Allegiance all day, every day. I stood looking at that big, beautiful flag, the dawn light on an elegant Galilee 9 9 Terrifi-boy, is it getting dark?

This is the real character of the foghorn Jay Leghorn. I'm not I'm not I'm not a chicken number Rooster I get it Okay, correct answer, right? I mean, I know I'm right, they're not that Tasmanian, Deauville Mac How does a self-governing territory belong to which country? I don't know Mac Cow. Oh my Guru Gua to Guru Gua well you are gay. Let's go this way. Oh, calm down. This game will include a big scary screaming contest, huh? What is the Ninja Turtles' favorite food? Hot dogs though, you're pretty, I can barely see anything here I think.

What are you telling me that TMNT's favorite food is hot dogs? I'm smart. I'm a smart cookie. I'm a good noodle Don't take away my star Very well, what Christian missionary is said to have banished all the snakes from the island? Isn't that Saint Patrick? It's not about that? He had a stick or a flute or something, I don't know. Ireland suffered the great famine that began in 1845 due to the collapse of the harvest. What potatoes are you waiting for? No. It was just that the potatoes didn't do it, right? He's saying, "Starting to do harvest cheers, maybe not, they don't grow rice in Ireland.

Potatoes. It's not getting dark here. Penicillin was discovered in 1928 because what scientist is that Fleming. What is that Fleming?" Yes, Fleming. I'm going back to my high school days Fleming There's no death for me because I'm smart. I'm smart, right? If there is a language in Greenland. Greenlandic we speak Greenlandic air Yes. I'm going with Greenlandic Greenlandic, that's a language, you know, which is the most abundant metal in the Earth's crust. I'm thinking it has to be iron. I mean, the Earth has a big bag of iron balls in the center. I don't know if that means it's in the crust.

Maybe the crust has more aluminum than iron, but I would choose iron. a little darker. Also, I think I have that one. Oh, don't do that about data storage, what does the acronym SSD mean for solid state drive, not storage state drive? You fool me, I'm not stupid. I'm smart. Oh, all good. What year? It was 2004 2008 I had it in high school and graduated Oh seven this way Boom, I'm right, you're wrong in our solar system, whose two planets rotate clockwise Venus and Uranus I always bet on Uranus I always bet by year What year was fat Facebook I thought I already made this Mm.

Ooh, who's real? Dark? It is very dark, the true darkness of God. What is the three-letter airport code for Los Angeles International Airport? I know. You win. Alright. Brilliant. I win. Good job me. I'm so happy. I was a bit stupid. It's usually like the middle one and these are just a little silly, but that's okay. Sometimes the world needs a little silly horror in their lives to prepare them for the primal terror of the darkness that dwells Oh yeah This one, I think this is like a Five Nights at Freddy's style game but with different mechanics You have to use your flashlights to prevent the monsters from killing you So if you remember the snow based game, this one is more like that So after using the flashlights, eat, interact with objects like the radio, you have to wind up your LMB flashlights to lift your blanket, shine your flashlight on the horse when the rocking gets faster when the closet opens, shine your flashlight on the The door is Loud noises make them come faster Keep the radio on That's not true, that's enough time Go to sleep, child.

I'll check you soon. I promise. Alright. Alright. Thanks for the bad Skype call connection, Dad. Wow, my sheets were The monster turning his nose away from me One of the mouse's sensitivities very high Oinky Oinky, no Mac, you give me those uh-oh. Well, I guess my leaf churches. Yeah, he's gone, I guess. Oh boy, is it on the radio? Well. Okay, Oh, give me my sheets. Don't reveal my invisible body. Well. Hello. He accidentally hands me a flashlight and says: Look at this. I'm sorry. It's just a little ballet dancer with the light on, everything's fine.

I swam Alright, let's do this Hank gun my gun my shoe chicken. Yes, nothing like that. Alright. Let's see what you have. Okay, so I just have to stay alive, that's the goal of everything you know. Well, I can hold down the left mouse button and do both without stopping the rocks. Oh, I didn't expect anyone to be here. Alright. Oh, I don't like the face in that closet. I really don't like the face Oh, check it, give me back, give me, can I have? I left the mouse like, oh, here we go. No, no, push.

Did you know? I'm going to experiment and see what it's like to die for you because I don't like your face. You look like ooh Oh, that's horrible. Oh, that's horrible. Okay, I'm really losing them, aren't I? No, don't do lightning. Okay, you know what? I'm just going to let you get curious. You have an ugly face, but I bet you're not that scary. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. Oh, I hate you. Oh, you're like everything from my oh, horrible dog. Oh, oh, no dad, not if I have a horrible mangled corpse, just don't worry, remember, stop, you gave me a flashlight, decorated, that's all.

We try to survive the night and, like most children, we don't sleep because we are trying not to die. What's up with the chirping? Why do I use Twitter? Don't chirp at me. Oh, doll chirps, no, ha, no, you know. That's what Get used to being afraid. I'm fine. Here we go. That is not right. I can do this at the same time to throw it on my sheets. Very ambidextrous. I am capable of doing several things. Oh, wow. Wow, okay, I got it. I guess it was quick, okay. So it's the whole crank pull, it's what I was that I got a combo with.

I have a really very started Yankee, it's the starter. Jerk. That is what it is. I turn on my flashlight and pull up my sheets. They taught me outside. No, it's not okay. This is just disgusting. Why would you do that? No, no, that's right. Start. Yankee start. Pull brake. Oh no, Greg might be good if he sleeps and interprets it as masturbation, okay. You're the worst, I don't like you, you remind me of the movie they made of you because one of you saw it, you know? The painter is who she reminds me of as if she came directly from the painter.

Which is the most horrible monster anyone has ever made in any horror movie and I would risk my life on that. I don't know why I'm still a pig, tell me. To tell me to turn off the radio, I have a deeper understanding of who's a fan than you think I am, which isn't cool. But hey, crushing loneliness. Not today painting the lady's husband, you know, this happens every night when you go to sleep, when you are alone in your room. There are things staring at you from the closet. There are things on your horse. There are things trying to rip the covers out from under you.

Why do you think when you wake up every morning? The blankets never get tucked in like they used to be just because you're fighting a battle with the devil. It's like the game. I played up there for a while. Just taking the Yankees out of their limbs, the really strange guy Leaf Laylee, Sr. This is a long night. May I know that daylight is coming? I want to go home. There is no indication of the time. I don't know when times pass. How will I know? How will I know? My dog, wait, wait. Wow, that was a fast rocking horse.

That wasn't my intention. No Sorry, I wasn't paying attention and that's why I almost died. That is the punishment that all boys and girls around the world should receive for this. Don't pay attention, the monsters will catch you. Are you OK? yes dad, I'm fine Communicate with your family contact your family your dad is not fine Obviously he is not fine Why would you say who is fine? Clearly it is not. Alright, that's what lives in the darkness. Thank you all very much for watching and thank you friend for being patient while I sign 35,000 calendars during my exile.

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