Dads Guess Who's High | Lineup | Cut

- I don't know. Do you smell something? I don't know. It's like a pineapple smell. It's like... I don't think I smell it. - No? - No. (laughs) (orchestral music) - Hello. - What is happening? My name is Jarv. - My name is Shane. - Hello, I'm Bob. - How many children do you have? - Father of three boys, 24, 22 and 19 years old. -Does everyone smoke weed? - The oldest is sober, like me. The other two, without a doubt. -My daughter, she is 17 years old and does not smoke. That's good. - How do you know? - Did you know?

I do not know for sure. I don't believe it, I can say it. - What does someone on drugs look like? - They're really calm. His eyelids half-massed. - Red eyes, giggle. -How do you detect if your own child is on drugs? - It's very obvious. You would need a Jack on the floor to open your eyelids more. (narrator laughs) - You know, when they're the right age, as long as they have their priorities intact, you can do whatever you want. - I would prefer my daughter not to smoke. If she did it, so be it. -She would be like dad. -Don't be like me but she's fine, yes. (laughs) - Are you ready to line up? - I

guess

so. - Hello. - Hello. - Let's go with that.

How are you? - Fine, you? - I'm fine. (laughs) - Hm, so the eyes don't look red. You are standing in one place, not moving, and you seem to concentrate on it. - What do you like to do in Seattle? - I'm a workaholic, that's why I'm usually at the airport or downtown at my jobs. - Cool. - What kind of movies do you watch? - I look at everything. Horror, Asian drama. - Does that help you? - No, that confused me a little. (laughs) -I don't think she's on drugs. - Yes, she's not on drugs. -How is she a tall person? - Me?

I don't. (laughs) - Not

high

. -Isn't she tall? - Workaholic. - I work at the airport, so I don't know. - Probably drug tests there, okay. - Thank you. - Well, I don't understand the answer. - You have to wait. You have to check everyone. - Oh, I have to check on everyone, okay. - Yes Yes Yes. - Okay, I get it, I get it. -Do people tend to think you're

high

? - Yes. - Why is that? - Tattoos, I

guess

? - I guess they have some cultural resemblance. - Take off the glasses once. What do you work at? - I am an assistant administrator intern. - Okay, stop.

He has some goals, but he is high. - Are you hungry right now? - Yes, a little, I haven't eaten today. -So, what's your favorite snack? - Honestly, I don't eat snacks, so... - Okay, let's go. - Okay, he's definitely high right now. (The contestants laugh) He is answering the questions. He's taking a little while. He is concentrating hard. Usually when they concentrate so much, they are under the influence. - Well spoken and considered responses. It's not all snacks. I don't think he's on drugs. - Okay, what's your name? - Jimmy, what's yours? - Jarv, Jarv - Jarv, nice to meet you. - Tell me about yourself Jimmy. - Trying to go to school to be a pilot.

You have to have like 2000 hours of real flight, like a simulator. - 2000 hours? -Yes.-He's high right now. He's definitely looking to the side, he doesn't want to make eye contact and I definitely noticed it. He is chewing gum a lot. Like he was trying to hide it, like, yeah, man, he could see it through. Looks like you can smoke some weed, man. It seems like you just want to relax. You know what I'm talking? What are your hobbies? What... - Game, go to the gym. -Oh yeah, I think he's on drugs. What's up man? - Bit. - Alright.

What do you do for a living? What is your...? I'm a barista. - Well. - Go out to the forest? - I don't go out much, but- - Why don't you go out much? - It's a little boring for me. - Alright. - Do you live with your parents? -Yes.-He is not drugged. - Aren't you on drugs? - He's not on drugs. -I'm going to say that he is drugged. That's not bad, don't feel angry or whatever. - Joel is high here. - Why do you feel that way? - Because a moment ago you asked me: "Why do I feel this way?" It took a while.

It took a while for that phrase to come out. So that's why I feel like this, just for being-. - Pleased to meet you. - I am delighted to meet you too. - She's high and I... (laughs) I mean, when you walked in, your eyes told me you were high. Well, what do you do? What is your line of work? What do you do for a living? - I am a personal trainer, I work for Lululemon. I'm also in leasing, so like three jobs. - I know busy people who still smoke a lot. -I would say she is drugged.

Just your body language, your gestures. - Boom. Yeah, you're high, off the top. - You got me. - What do you do for fun? - My biggest hobby is improvisational comedy, that is, getting on stage and inventing things on the spot with friends. - Let's improvise a little. - And you're going to use this to help determine if I'm high or not. - That's the goal. - Alright. I'm high and you're giving me news that shouldn't be funny. - Son. We'll have to cut the cable in your room and you won't be able to stream anymore. - Okay, let's slow down. - You know the account is back and you're subscribing- - Dad, sometimes you have to relax. - I'm relaxed, I think I'm very relaxed. - I feel like we should stop and smell the roses.

That's what I'm doing. - You know, the roses are outside, son, and you're going to have to move out and find a place to stay, okay? - And scene. (Contestants laugh) So based on that? -I would say that she is not on drugs. -She looks drugged and that's it. - Why do I look tall? - It's in your eyes, a little red. They are quite low. He is smiling a lot. - I feel like my dad is interrogating me. - Yes, there you have it, yes. - You can come back. - I may be wrong about that. (dramatic orchestral music) - By show of hands.

Who did Shane guess correctly? They were fifty-fifty. - Hmm. - Okay, okay, okay. - Raise your hand if Bob guessed you correctly. - That? Oh man. I'm... Damn, I stink. And were you high? - I'm high. - Still high, okay. - How did I not understand this? Not me, it's okay. -How long have you been smoking marijuana? - More than 10 years. I have arthritis in my wrist. - Well. - Is this daily or? - Oh yeah. That job at the airport where you didn't think they would drug test you, they don't. - Don't they do drug tests? -How does your family feel about you smoking? - They do not know.

They think it's as bad as heroin. - Oh shit, well that's not good. - Yes, they are very traditional. - Are you going to see this? - Not well. You're going to... - They don't know this program exists. - Well. I don't think it will appear. - I'm so angry that I was wrong, okay? - Well, did you make something else wrong? - Yes I know. - Very good, this is the one you got right. - Then you're not high. Do you ever smoke? - I mean, I've tried it a few times just because- - Just to see what all the fuss is about? - Yes, I just don't like it. - Do you think marijuana is bad or just bad for you? - I just don't like it. - Well. - Eating groceries was the worst.

Thirty minutes passed and we were in the museum. And I was like, I felt like I had no legs. - Wait, did you go somewhere? - Yes. - Okay, yeah, look. - I felt like I had no legs. My girl must have liked getting me out of that shit. - Oh yeah. - I almost called 9-1-1 to look for myself. - Well. Yes. You don't need this smoking herb. That's right, yes, no. Leave that alone. - So I assumed you were. - Am. - You're fine, so I was right. - What gave him away? - You are very calm, calm.

You know what I'm talking? Excessive chewing of gum. - How long have you been smoking? - Two years ago. - Welcome to the club man, okay. - How old are you? - 22. - And you just started when you were 20? - Okay, why did you wait? - My parents told me it was bad. - Well. - And I just... - Were they right or wrong? - Mistaken. (laughs) - Have you ever smoked with your parents? - No. Would you ever smoke with your children? - Yes, when they are the right age. If they were your age, I'd smoke with them. - Those days are behind me, I think. - Why did you stop smoking? - Alcohol was my drug of choice and I got too into it.

And when you stop one thing, you must stop everything. Anyway, (laughs) - Did I understand you right? - Yes. Did you understand me correctly? - You don't smoke marijuana, right? - No, I have never smoked marijuana or done anything like that. - And do you drink? - No. - Oh, okay, then you're nothing. - I am pure. - High life. (laughs) Pure? (laughs) - I grew up in a fundamentalist religion and I have never been interested in smoking marijuana or... - How old are you? - I'm 22 years old. - Interesting, do you still pay attention to the things your family says? - Well sometimes I don't know, they are my family. - You will never try it, not even once? - I do not think it does. - Well. - Do you have sex? - Uh no. - I mean, I don't need details, but yes, I have it. - Like "Hello mom and dad." - Did I understand you correctly?

Of course she did, because those eyes, I told you, she looked tall. - I smoked right before that, right before I left. - See? - And then I thought, I shouldn't have done that. - Do you smoke? Or do you like gummies or? - Honestly, I will eat edibles over almost anything. I don't know if you've tried dabs before, but... No, that was before my time. - Well, they're great. - Well. - How long have you been smoking? - Since I was in high school. - I'm not going to lie, it looks like you're still in high school. - I know, I understand it a lot. - What do your parents think about you smoking marijuana?

They know? - I mean, they definitely found my pipe in high school. - Oh shit. - And then I told my mom that I light my incense on it, and I just like to stick the thing there. - She believes it. - Yes, she will smell it and say: Do you smell that animal? Like her, she doesn't know. Everyone else in my family smokes, so it's like... Oh, do you have a family that smokes at all? - Yes. - Look, great people. - You guessed he was high. - And you're not. - I am not. - Yes, you were a little angry when... tell me about that reaction. - I wasn't angry, I was surprised. - I assumed you weren't high - And you were right.

You were the first to understand me well. - Have you never smoked before? I've never smoked before, yes. - Wow. - Why don't you smoke marijuana? - My drive and ambition is one of my assets that I respect most deeply. - Yes Yes. -And if I do something that permanently damages it, it's something that really worries me. I also care a lot about my longevity. I want to live it forever. - Is that what you've heard about marijuana? Like it was just going to disappear. - I haven't done it for so long. To begin with now it seems like why bother, you know? - Well.

Alright. You should try marijuana, you should definitely try it. But yeah, I'm not... You already have the look. - From a parent, try marijuana. - There you have it, try it. Yes, damn it. (Laughs) - The reason I feel calm when my children do things is because they have to learn on their own. If, in my opinion, you know things are going a little sideways, I might say something, but I'm probably not going to push it on anyone. -This is the second father who says he should try marijuana. - Oh, you've never tried it? - No, I've never done that. - Oh, everything's fine.

Well, yes, I would celebrate. - Are you glad I've never done it? - No, no, I would celebrate it if you went and tried it as if you liked it, you know, let's see what happens. Why not see what all the fuss is about? - I'll think of you if I ever try. - Alright. (intense crash of cymbals) - How old were you the first time you took drugs? - Thirteen fourteen? - Okay, what's too young? - Anything under seventeen, unless it's okay, that could also change if she likes a boy genius and you know what I'm saying?

Knock yourself out.