American Girl Doll Movie Trailer - SNL

PEOPLE CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TRAILER FOR THE NEW BARBIE MOVIE, BUT NOT EVERY DOLLS LIVE IN A DREAM HOUSE. SOME ARE OLDER, YOUNGER, SADDIER. SOME DOLLS ARE AMERICAN GIRLS. HELLO, KIRSTEN. HELLO MOLLY. HELLO SAMANTHA. AND I AM ADDIE. NOBODY GREETED ME. THIS SUMMER, A NEW LIVE-ACTION STORY ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE DOLLS, EACH WITH THEIR OWN STORY. I AM FROM THE VICTORIAN PERIOD. I SAW MY PARENTS DIE ON A BOAT. THIS IS GOOD. MY DAD IS A PRISONER OF WAR AND, TRAGICALLY, I HAVE GLASSES. THIS IS GOOD. MY MOM IS DEAD. THIS IS GOOD. I DON'T KNOW MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I AM A RUNNING SLAVE.

LET'S PLAY. YES! DO YOU HAVE PINK CORVETTES? NO, BOYFRIENDS, IN NO WAY. DID ALL YOUR RELATIVES DIE FROM ANCIENT AND VEGAS DISEASES? ABSOLUTELY. FASHION SHOW. COME FOR FUN, STAY FOR OVERLOADED PRETEENS WEARING FOUR LAYERS OF COATS AND PANTS. WHAT'S GOING ON? You've barely touched your tea. THE MEMORY OF MY MOM IS DISAPPEARING. LOOK WHAT I CAN DO. THIS IS GOOD. YES. THE PUBLIC IS DELIORATED. WE LOVED IT, SAYS GIRLS WHO PLAYED FOOTBALL MAGAZINE. THE NEW YORK TIMES WRITE: THESE GIRLS ARE GOING THROUGH TOO MUCH. WHAT DO YOU SAY, GIRLS, SHOULD WE HAVE A SLEEPOWER TONIGHT? YES.

AND YOU, GOODBYE? I'M FINE. I DON'T TRUST ANY OF YOU. WATCH HOW THE AMERICAN GIRLS TRAVEL ON A JOURNEY FROM THE LAND OF THE AMERICAN GIRLS TO THE MODERN WORLD. I'M GOING TO STOP WORLD WAR II. AND I AM GOING TO STOP THE SPANISH-AMERICAN WAR. AND I'M GOING TO END CHOLERA. THIS IS GOOD.