Napoleon Bonaparte: "A Mighty Emperor..." | SUNG HISTORY

Hello, my name is Napoleon Bonaparte and here's a little about me... I was born in Corsica, an island by the sea to descendants of Italian nobility. But I'm French through and through, so I go to military school. I graduated and then joined the military. I fought the Italians and turned them into pasta dough! He destroyed the Prussians so much that they had to leave. He went to Egypt and found luck, came back and conquered all of Europe. The government of France has been dissolved and now you surely know it... I am Napoleon! I was the Emperor!

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greater than the world had ever seen before! a powerful Emperor, No! That's a penguin, I was the leader of the French, that's still a picture of a penguin!! Look, I don't know who's making this video, but put it together, huh? I am 4 feet tall and wear a down coat to protect myself from the arctic winds. That's not what I wrote!! The male bird carries the eggs with fur flaps on its legs Sacré bleu... Are these still facts about a penguin!? I sold all the land in Louisiana to the United States for a price lower than anyone could understand, although my reasons will remain private.

I prefer a colder climate. I like ice, snow and rain... But that doesn't mean I am! He is Napoleon! He's a penguin! He feeds on fish and crustaceans. A powerful

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penguin! The largest of Antarctica's flightless birds! I don't want to sing this song anymore. (no, come on, sing the sad part!) NO… (come on, please!) GOOD! But enough of this funny business... All the change I brought to France accidentally made me unpopular. I was banished and dethroned. He was imprisoned and alone. Now comes the saddest part of all. I finally heard the Angel's call! THESE ARE NOT ANGELS!!

THOSE ARE PUFFINS!! He is Napoleon! He's a penguin! The greatest military mind of any generation! A powerful emperor penguin! The largest of Antarctica's flightless birds! He is Napoleon! He's a penguin! A powerful emperor penguin! He is Napoleon! Oh what a penguin! The largest of the Antarctic birds!! Well, I was a penguin...