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Luiki Wiki - #StandUpConMadre - El Especial

Apr 09, 2020
Now, now, balls, have you ever imagined getting here and getting here, yes, notice that not so much because I say here, close, the first open microphones that we did in Monterrey were here in the barge, which in fact we don't even have stages, we have to use a projector that was There we put an image of some bricks and a white circle so that it seemed that we had been here often. We were here for a few months and then we went to the Scotsman. I met him when no one could peel him and thank you in the commercials, kind of silence and since he was someone, they say hello.
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I'm Louis Week and I'm going to teach you how to make your website that weeks at the end of 2013 if I remember well at times his first routine and of course the best of the one who says to play the piano with him and and now when he's already there let's see the network as an extra name that I'm looking to be here thank you very much for coming chingón chingones the first special you recorded I'm very excited that you're all here with me thank you very much and well jake father let's round up let's hear for the people who don't know me he introduced me through man for the people who don't know me a single

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and I know that thank you thank you I know that Luigi is a strange man I know that he lives up to that it's like people get confused but but it wasn't that bad for me and why is it now for example don't serve them tied up but there is a very strange manna that the children are giving the babies names of old people everyone if you have noticed they give them all names of old people I'm going to that little bit I went to meet a friend's baby and I He comes like this, as they come, sitting with the trip, what's the baby's name?
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No one tells me, Porfirio, that they're done, but no, no, they're starting to talk about you to the baby. Excuse me, Don Porfirio. Fuck you, you're playing with your baby, where is Don Porfirio, where is the baby, but here was a Porfirio, and he'll get to them. If you don't know if you're going to go meet the baby or talk about business with him and the mother, how many head of cattle? He wants to stop because his agenda has heads of cattle per video. If they don't tell you to give him something, the baby, hell, you gave him a baby called Porfirio and I'm looking for a chess website, a wagon and the mother, a box of cigars, and you end up giving him the knee brace. body, then you don't know what to give her, no, nothing else, the boys, the girls also call them names of old ladies, now Evangelina and the mother were removed, poor girl, I don't know, with menopause, you see, little by little, I'm going with stones in the baby's kidneys, he is reluctant to go down in calcium and the hell out of iron because I'm crying the baby is the hot flashes and unbearable that she was born in the garden we don't get up and like the girl doesn't even live with her parents anymore she lives with two other girls called Clotilde and Eduviges and the mother yes a good house infested with cats and the arrivals do not use such that we drink antal with them bastard but the whiskey of these men is a curious man people get confused with my name they have told me everything they have told me twin that

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A little while ago I went to the state for a coffee and I said oops oops, it means well the name of Luigi Week million hit him with the drink and cross it out or start shouting Wendy then caramel macchiato and then he He realized that I was saying something wrong to him, oh no, sorry, what a shame, what a shame, wendelin, efe, wendelin, that's not even the worst. He can get with the girls and he can hear it, well, I'm Wendelin. It's horrible. But people get really confused. I'm 34 years old. No. I'm afraid to say my age.
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I know there are people who harass women,

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ly women. Men don't mind saying their age. Look, my brother is super quick with concessions. 20 has no orders. fart men say age but women sometimes don't like age, for example I'm not going to ask them because it makes them both more upset but he didn't notice it already happened to me at a show I asked a girl how many years old you are and the first thing he told me was that you don't wonder if now times the answer and then later I have a carnal solution for that answer I told him in the chats with six you have my that he doesn't ask himself how good how much do you weigh and if I'm 32 That's how much it's appreciated.
It's solved. Yes, I love it. I'm from here in Monterrey. I love Monterrey. It's a 59 city. that is the greeting from Monterrey a being on a folder that is the greeting web box is very cool from Monterrey you feel the whole weather in hot weather it feels warmer inside the house than outside it is like that and in cold weather it It feels colder inside the house than outside. You also say why the hell do we have houses? It's nice. You see, the people are very pretty. The ladies of Monterrey all talk as if they were complaining all the time about the heat.
It's very hot. It's very hot here. where is it and I can't find it here and towards the lady but Monterrey is nice we are close together you are here saying here on the weekend it starts on Tuesday in other people of course we give it Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday on Sunday my mother says my son let's go to mass and I like the one from batman or syndrome either no no no if it was I went to mass if I went because he cheated better to drink wine a man is playing let's go to this let's connect the request for free wine carnal of course yes it's more I got to The conclusion is that I believe that Jesus was from Monterrey.
I believe that Jesus was the royal one. He had all the attitude of the regions. If you look at Jesus, he already knew that he was going to die and he did not miss the opportunity with an ax. ha ha ha what to do like you can even see the same lies that we told the friends when we invited them to the shame not of seeing a lot of old European women 12 bastards Christian of health attacked but they were bastards the bastard is everyone had all the regional attitude so let's go to dinner and vote don't spend stretching your mother right now I'll divide a loaf for all the chicharrones and the hand and if we get on the bad side we copy suddenly the royals are there I love you a lot Pedro you are My friend, don't deny it, maybe three times like that.
I imagine everyone sitting on one side of the table. I know why. Damn, as if there was a photo and on Facebook, or that I can take photos for the Bible, you can't imagine, I mean, no. there were gases photo for the bible and there were no photos they were paintings imagine 8 hours everyone stopped like that and now we can see today so that at 8 o'clock they arrived they gave him the painting of the ball to see that Juan said nothing more you came out with your eyes closed damn as always and they say that judas in the middle of the scene got up for her traditional jesus I'm sure that jesus was the one who said yes but I do leave games on the web account because we are a bunch and we order avocado from the center and what happens when we grab the peas so bastard for what happened to Jesus and three days of hangovers without a man they are in a cave way he couldn't stand the light he covers the light he puts a stone his mother couldn't find him three days lost where his center is chut and I believe What happened was that three days Jesus came out when AFP and thank you thank you thank you even in singing it is said that we are good schools that everyone says that we are good elbows I think it is not true yes but it is not true look I think that For so many years they have told us that we are all the royals that now we all want to show that we are not co2 but that we spend money on the neighborhood and squander it and the hell we want to show it all the time.
Look, I no longer live here in Monterrey. I went to living in Mexico City and you want to prove it, it's better by plane and of course you can see the virus through the avocado, man, even buying rifles up there in China, three rifles, 3, the beautiful one with the rifles doesn't want to show off and gave him a hundred bonus bill from boquete with the fair he tells me it's 130 damns also carlos on the plane everyone wants to charge you it will be one more mistake if you go to the bathroom and there is a lady with a little table and marzipan and she has five months on them bastard says we are a good thing look at what grade already What do I know, but I went to the DF and I was arriving at the airport and I got off the plane and I got out and got on the subway because well, he also says he is the taxi driver and a face today I turned off there was a good human who believes that one carries the money that I didn't get on the subway but look at the degree to which they say that we are cubits, I was on the subway and there was a woman who was selling a little book and the little book had the explanation of why those of us from Monterrey are cubits dark sun to this degree in presentation I bring for sale this little book that is the explanation of why those from Monterrey are all stingy misers the ten pesos worth ten pesos costs 10 pesos machine is so expensive website and mirrors I decided to come back ma'am yes yes I was curious to see this little book and I took photos of it with my cell phone, goya, thank you.
I really like doing comedy. I love it because comedy sometimes gives us the opportunity to travel and visit many places. It gives me the opportunity to visit places in the world that have been in Chile. I didn't even know they existed. I swear, thank you, a Pokémon, but no, it's not a state, it has capital, everything, but I didn't know, and then I understood because I didn't know about the whole scale, well, nobody knows anything about Tlaxcala, because there's nothing in Tlaxcala, there's nothing that's retro, I'm sure there is. just one more and I understand that they only open at night because those who attend night have to act as governors, there is nothing good, it depends on Efe.
Once it happened to me at a show and someone from Tlaxcala and a man raised his hand, homicides today is the talk and I didn't even know what to say to him, yes, sir, governor, it's good that you came here and talk to him, he attends with the oxxo, but it's more, but I like it a lot and I didn't know this between scales, one thing that caught my attention when they put the first escalators in the state of tlaxcala someone heard that news it was about a year and a half ago and I said no how is it possible full 2018 guy they don't know what the escalators are like I imagined the entire opening day was there how far away the stairs can be free they make it free so that the children very well we are going to get you up out of nowhere very excited everyone who is with mother on the stairs the future has already caught up with us compadre the future has already caught up with us very excited and already being at the top I am sure that someone had to have asked so as they come and to go down as we do now, can you imagine me telling them names so they arrive until next year, okay, here we are going to stay upstairs, don't worry, the governor and we work, but this is the other three, but I many parts well I have had the opportunity to parts that mexicalli also mexicalia xinxing from the heat web dismantle that heat mexicalli is another fart that in the I swear pay attention I was going to the hotel from the airport to the hotel no taxis in a taxi and then taxi driver who hit with the Mexican weather and I whistle names and as parents this week we are at 45 b no thank God it is getting cooler now well but this serum why did I do it because the night is going to go down to 41 doctor zero well thank you answer present exist look here today at noon with until full time alone or say you put an egg in the hood of the car and fry the egg it doesn't hurt a lot this fart how can you think that they are going stupid from so much heat m gauge the bastard and homework parts and Aguascalientes a little while ago and I told myself I went with a friend here in Monterrey, you know what the people from Aguascalientes are called and then, well, not all of them are a bunch of people from various parts, I really like traveling to Guadalajara, also in Guadalajara, something strange happened to me, excellent, and it happened It was very strange, it was already in December last year and I was on the street at a bus stop on the corner and there was a woman who stared at me like that and first of all, the more I turned around because of the huge ones, she was still in the house like that and I I started to get scared about what this lady wants, but then she told me one of the strangest things I've ever been told, the lady tells me and I'm not sorry, that's because I thought you were someone else, yes, lady, position and someone else, although the lady thought I was going to say no, ma'am, I'm you, well, you're not in classes and that's stupid, not like when you end up with someone in high school or he is, that's not you, it's me, can you imagine what I told the lady, is that you're not, I'm you, but I tell her.
We are at the bus stop December the lady tells me or now and if the 31st happens here and Leo didn't spend it at my grandmother's house with the very strange family the lady baby is very strange and happens something very curious happens in Guadalajara look I'm going to make a quick parenthesis to explain this, no, for example, I live the law in relation to Mexico, the accent is very strong, it is so marked that if someone goes there, the Chilango accent sticks, but the accent is so strong, compadre, for example, if a chilango comes here to monterrey his regional accent doesn't rub off on him no the few royals who hang out with him the chilango accent rubs off yes it's true but look at guadalajara have a great time crazy i went there there don't rub off on you accent is already rubbed off on you, it killed it, let me know, I already told you that I'm someone else, yes, but I like it a lot, it's doing comedy.
In contrast, I like to do big conventions with Monterrey, Guadalajara, Mexico, because there's a lot of culture in these big cities and There are jokes,

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ly in the state, for jokes that are a little difficult to understand because of the references that comedians use, but in these big cities it is always understood. I like it. For example, I had a joke that talked about prince. They locate the singer whose name was prince noksel is late think it exists it's good short it's good short go but to have something to tell them that I have to be an hour but you promised I saw an ax with purple hair church don't stain your hair so purple thatIf it were a coat I would wear it print She is calm but it is understood or in these big cities it is understood because if I go to Oaxaca and tell that same joke today they get really cool bastard wow what the hell is a coat haha ​​thanks your house is what the hell a coat to be here giving where someone from Oaxaca here and supplier to lose Oaxaca what a shame friend look a coat is what you wear when you come hey cool thanks haha ​​no man but and then you saw I had the opportunity to go there is also a cool catalog mérida and I got into trouble I got into farts because I did a Yucatecan routine and I made the mistake of saying that the Yucatecans are fine website yes well sorry or are you from someone in the audience continue nothing ok I'm also saying no no no you no handle lying I got in trouble because if a routine I said that also the Yucatecans wave my mistake I accept it but what happened there were many people who were offended I appeared in about six newspapers in the peninsula it is totally real all the newspapers had headlines like royal comedian insults the Yucatecan culture or well as a royal comedian and insults the Yucatecan culture yes I read it no and there were many people who were offended and they wrote to me daily they sent me an inbox to insult me ​​to tell me until I die and milk from the garden so web put they appeal based on also crazy because these guys are insulting and in the middle the bastards start talking to you in Mayan because there is an agreement with Yucatán and all this bastard of a meter and a meter later it starts also based on Mérida in the downtown restaurants bathroom and because of the mysteries of cool children everyone is the new one doing the bathroom imagine everything passive and suddenly a head here but and that's why I no longer make jokes about Mérida because I'm not going to offend people in public beautiful yucatan of no good all mother the truth and this but villa I know if I got in trouble and it was all because I told something that happened to me while there is it totally real or is he alive in a hotel he was in the hotel lobby be you the judges of that state in the lobby and a waiter, good order, the waiter came and told me, I bring you a complimentary drink, just as I heard about a cat, you met her, I brought you some complimentary drinks, and thank you very much, what is the drink for me?
It's complimentary, and I I have and love, in other words, there are things that attract my attention from over there on the peninsula. For example, it gives me a lot of tension because when people are talking on the phone in some areas, when they are going to hang up, it is when they say, well, no, when They answer when they hang up, dude, everything is crazy, I was talking to a friend and we're going to go to a club at night or we're already making an agreement and wow, I have to hang up on you. I'm checking in on TV.
The mother tells me ok, so that's how We do it and we meet outside the club at 9 and he tells me well and so it's good don't worry at nine years old we see outside the club well and like that well if he hears me come back I have to hang everything up doing the check and he tied it up if not Don't worry, you hang up well the calls don't end on Mérida web and then I arrived early at the club and with my friend at 8 and I dialed his ego well and the poison hung up on me thank you thank you later I love this doing like in different places now I lived in Mexico City and look, when I told my mom that the provincial irrigation has just ended, as the Chilangos call it, not about chabelo and the sea, we haven't heard a few fucking fucking ranches over there and it turns out I'm from the ranch out there, chabelo, love, but Mexico, just as my son is well taken care of and I laugh because my mom, don't worry, starts talking like spit, I swear it's that too, but for her, my son is very hot, that's how he talks.
Don't let this cookie sale happen to you at night, we're calmer, calmer, all worried, my boss worries me, and what do mothers do when they worry because they want to give advice, but so that they don't have their faces in another city, but the problem is that sometimes Sometimes it's on very useless advice on the web. If I saw my mom's advice, she tells me, look, my son is fine, but the city is as if Monterrey were all over the place, so I can give you some advice. My son, you're going to have to join the chilangos.
I became ping the Chilango accent pretends my mother's solution because my mother believes that if I speak like a Chilango I will be immortal, the girls nothing can happen to me anymore, a bastard will come and say up in my hands, I'm going to go now I'm from here I go chilaquiles cake that's good it's good also the quesadillas take us that it's worth seeing much more than that and that it's good I'm going to jump or do like the hell everyone is from here and how am I going to do it that's what I think bad, but the circumstances are your boss, not your mom, but the problem with trying to fake your accent in another city is that it always catches you 9, they always realize that you're not from there, it happened, I got in a taxi and said Well, let's see the face, I can do the Chilango accent and the mother has seen movies, I'm going little by little, I can, so I get in the taxi and I tell the taxi driver, if with my best imitation of the Chilango accent, good afternoon, young man, please take me here to the roundabout of insurgents I started to be banal like Pepe the bull and he has control over everyone and I have to pay the rent for the phone the boy and you realize the bato is looking at me to see if a group or type of activity tenors points like this the taxi driver spoke and the vato made fun I know where you came from guarico 1942 and I was all screwed up where you came from I had the Ibero because girls the children are also strange because they realize the problem the problem is that people tell you oh My mother told me to pretend the Chilango accent as if there was only one Chilango accent, it's not true and a lot of options, well, sad, in that there is one, look, for example, there are some there that we throw around that are disfigured like in the cartoons.
I don't know if you've seen when. Open a hose with water and it has a lot of pressure and the hose starts to move on its own and everywhere you see the Chilean looking for the roller coaster to go up again shortly we go to the square and then there are other Chileangos who He figures they talk like a goose written down in the same sentence says let's go on the roller coaster the few of us are going for some sneakers but this bastard will keep flying south or he'll shout what the hell also weird and then there are other chilangos more like the prices Chavistas who speak like toys, like when you have a battery-powered toy and the batteries start to run out, that's how the data speaks, seen as this part that when starting to walk in slow motion, the sketches were used, there are very strange things, there are chilango people They measure distances as if by vowels, like, I swear, the farther people are, the more vowels they add or elote, then a friend hears him, do you know where the Aztec stadium is in my jungle?
I even grabbed air, the bastard listens for two minutes telling me to walk away with The truth was marked on my forehead and I was all confused, that one who hears the streets, you don't know the website or this bastard, you imagine that I'm getting in a taxi that I like, it still exists, we're not going in July if today's thing doesn't work because for a long time I just got into a taxi and just to act funny, the young man is in bad shape, I'm married, they all understand, thank you very much, there are very strange things in Mexico City, very rare chilangos who ask you things and then you answer, they are the websites.
If those treated are like incredulous and negative bones and if you overcome I say today I am trying your cell phone all it has is the wifi key he has put this box on the web but we all know that it is not wifi it is wifi but it is expensive there are no others worse than these dogs because chilangos who ask you something and you answer them and these bastards make you doubt your own answer, I swear, a friend tells me when what we have been, well, finding a website and half a flu and miserable in tune as you think, I stayed like that I said maybe I didn't get the flu today, look, today I'm all self-medicating, it's really dangerous, we don't understand each other, we speak very different languages, website recently a bato tried to jump me and nothing happened, it was an attempted robbery, nothing happened because It's all about jumping with a razor worse than a nail clipper, I'm going to pee tickling but what he told me caught my attention because you're the strangest thing I've ever been told in an attempted assault, you're very arrived and my cigar lady I'm going to sting you so hook, you're going to wish that he hadn't stung you so hook and this is what he told me and the bato got angry, see why he couldn't assault me ​​but there's something really crazy because the chilango that when they get angry kind of deflates 7 I felt he detailed everything worried snickers something faint here very strange things there are events that say differently and willow they get you in trouble or things that they say that in other places they are not used to for example there are footprints that say camera have you heard these bastards that say camera says we can't see the while they say camera Even though it doesn't make sense, they imagine that a chilango was another city and hearing something this strange that we don't see each other for a while and again, imagined washing machines and maracas, I don't know about marzipan, it doesn't make sense because they can't say something that does make sense, man.
For example, here in Monterrey, it's very simple, Bernal, here a guy tells you, we won't see you soon, we tell him that they are men, and universal, if there are things that are said differently, and then catch up with that, the cameraman is strange, but it's not that bad, cool, there are other places where They say backwards like Jalisco and Sinaloa and the girl talks to you as if you were a crazy horse, he's also alive with a facial correction to a concealer that came out if the fuck about my daughters what am I doing and what the fuck something started walking I shit on the sidewalk I do very strange to red but I tell you there are things that are said differently and one is not used to it.
For example a little while ago there was also a restaurant in Mexico City and I tell the lady she gives me a cake but she gives it to me no tomato please and the lady tells me it's without a young tomato and then that's why I get local symptoms in tomato then the lady why they call tomato the tomato and the lady is angry well why they call the tomato the tomato let's see mari I'm fighting with a lady or was it a fondita because apart from that I'm super stupid web and royal and taurus and the hell I'm getting arguments from wherever to beat the lady that let's see lady well this meiro they took the hits homer that the chingue took you look good for For example, another thing that is called different is elotes way, I went to it and I like a Chinese, shelled corn based on batches in cups, well here in Monterrey, you know, you arrive with the Lord, good afternoon, but not batches in cups.
Please, with so much shelled batch in a glass or the instruction one, of course it's easy but in Mexico City it's not a fart. I didn't know that the corn was exclusively found out and in a glass they call it differently, they call them skills exactly. I didn't know what they are called. writings of the Japanese in my place well also my place here we also made elote on base because I arrived there the first day everything was considered and good afternoon sir el otero yes because I know that from my neighborhood his name is Juan but I didn't know each other very well anymore well boy then I go where the containers and the bato mentioned confused I put it in the glass cat and then after a while he sort of grabbed it but the man tells me if he wants a young man script and I say that it is an mc script it is an elote in a glass at home lomas for fucking the bato web and I'm all angry because also in the others so speakers that you can see the toilet of the possible ones the elotero began to deflate in the street but I'm fine I'm fine this time one more time Fuck it, I got it with Mr.
Leo, good afternoon, I don't care, don't take it away from them for the bad, let's see if it's true about very strange things, there are things that are said differently and they get you in trouble because, for example, look here in Monterrey, everyone knows when it's cold cold weather well you don't wear a jacket dude the cold goes away but I didn't know that the concept of a jacket in Mexico City is completely different I didn't know this carnal a little while ago it was cold she and they make you fart because my Chilango girlfriend and her Chilango parents it was cold and I arrived with my father-in-law, sure, hey, but I don't want a jacket for the cold and today I'm sure I'll give it to him for an hour, secret, normally here in the car, you come to the car, the cousin's work house, mother They make you fart but that's not the worst that's the worst that's ever happened to me that's not the worst of the worst here in Monterrey when something is very nice we say where is this gross but gross dog in Mexico City? exclusively an insult, I didn't know esp and it gets you in trouble because I tell him, my kid, if it snowed recently, we came to a wedding here in Monterrey and at the last minute we went to buy my mother's and my girlfriend's dress, we weren't in the dress store.
My girlfriend with the dress says how I look if we saw my girlfriend my mom saw her and says son you owe her stupid but first we are confused because your girlfriend doesn't wonder either my son look more and I well I am royal the hand with it let her get a new brain all the time I know about witches but thank you thank you nothing but that wasn't the worst that wasn't the worst the worst was when my mom came in to try on the dress because my mom comes out and says how I look and my girlfriend Because you want to look good, he says no, madam, it's not enough, you're an idiot, you're an idiot, you look like you're all about me soon, you don't depend on your mother, my love, look, I just saw where you get your son's money, Mrs.
They promise in fucking pesos, I've been living in the country for a while. Mexico City and there is everything in Mexico City in the area of ​​Condesa La Roma and a restaurant guy, there are all kinds of good restaurants, you would imagine what there is, I mean a little while ago they recommended a bulimic restaurant to me but they don't know the line for it. the bathroom web to restaurants of everything but something happened to me I was in the restaurant and something surprised meI don't know, I don't like the sexuality of the kids is well advanced or I have been sitting in a restaurant and next to me at a table of two 15 year old kids and they were talking and suddenly I heard a stash to the other listen why did you break up with your way and the other one I, if not one of 15, accidentally turned pink and I was scared because he feels good.
What am I doing? Mom is standing up. Mom is making you cute. She is standing up and we get to scold you, hair is going to grow on your hands. Action. We didn't know much about sexuality. These times are good, other times we fill the condoms with water and sit at the web carts now the kids have all flavors try them from now on each one looks like your daddy if a man that is I remember that it is for others saying it didn't satisfy me sexually I started to think, I said no way, when I was 15, yes, the more developed guy hugged me, the room filled with 32 water and I already had enough for the whole weekend, oops, I said, I went into the bathroom with the tvnotas and the china huawei but I still don't understand why mothers who have 15 year old habits still have fucking tvnotas in the bathroom and remove the magazines all stuck there Maribel Guardia's eye in the groin of the level with web three sheets later if one ha ha the pawn has also advanced and then after and then that is, analyze the 15-year-old kids right now the 15-year-old kids are talking all the time about how the mothers of their 15-year-old friends are also good all the time They talk about it and they know why that happens because the mothers of 15-year-old children right now are very good, this is the fart before when I was 15 years old, the mothers of my friends seemed oops and not the lady who sells the tortilla, not the mother.
Where he puts the tortillas is on the lady's body. Wow, that's how they were, it's well advanced and then the girls there, it's not that it doesn't satisfy me sexually and I was left thinking, well, what do you need? You want some 15-year-old gardens that I can make for you. one so that they can satisfy each other sexually and in this heat I realized that I was thinking out loud I said screw it, the police are not going to talk to you, look guy, a mitú, I said no, mother is not good, so the first thing that occurred to me I said I'm gay A waiter passed by the first waiter who could give him a kiss, I heard you, my jungle, your mother everywhere, this but there was a lot of talk about what's happening to me, my whole family is here in Monterrey, my mom, my sisters, and I have two sisters, one of my sisters was born on January 6, the day of the three kings and my parents wanted to name my sister queen, please fucking drug dealers and the whole family, otherwise they'll make her laugh at the 100 fucking drug traffickers and no longer, luckily, they made her better, she's so cool with affection, we tell her.
I get the chorizo, my sister and she even manages to reach it. My dad went with my brother-in-law, very formal, the care, Melchor, made this favorite order for me, and my other sister and another hand is full, it's like Xavi, it's 828 I saw because I don't like to use the word fat, no. I like it because the word fat is very offensive and the word rain is not mentioned at all. Once my dad told me to eat better. You can say it, a woman who is beautiful every day of her life and will never notice it.
I hope that Don't forget to tell her that she's fat just once because she never forgets, if you look at this, it's because elephants don't forget, normally, bad, said Powell to laughter because my sister is full and has a bunch of friends and they're all ready, all the groups. the times they promise request or what the hell do they do punishment what do you imagine a casting is useful to do to enter the group of a table and three fat people it's like that let's see doubt I don't know this rock it's true it's not like that they are all chubby well we see them arriving like this opens the white line well for us of course but no thanks it is full of my sister also to access an idea the other one of the ego since you are eating and he tells me scrambled egg scrambled river one that I got with another 19 bastard my sister is half region half cholesterol to hell but a lot in my family my mom also wants a lot of the same problem more than pure bullshit same website there are people who say for example that there are people who wear glasses in the public I'm not going to fuck with it I don't know to begin with A point of reference for people who wear glasses.
I'm sure someone has said this to you at least once in their lives. They are those types of people who take people's glasses off and put them on themselves. and he tells them oh no, manches, he's really blind, yes or no, it's stupid, mom, I'm not taking away the wheelchair, also disabled, no, you're not doing that, let's see, lend me the chair, I'm going to see how disabled I am, you're not doing it, that's my mom. pure idiots once I got high I was going to leave the house and it's going to be a shame and I didn't have to copy the keys to the house if it has happened to us that everyone reacts the same I left without keys to leave it open I don't bring keys today I left Bremen remove shout it out a little so that the whole block finds out that it's neither good nor bad if they don't rob us, let's see if they don't rape me to kill me dramatically, that's a stupid thing and I arrived at night, I don't have the keys to the house and she He opened the door asking me for the type of complaints that were made, the strong one tells me you've already arrived and then you're looking and you don't see that the breast web ones are sticking rather there are no clouds and I'm angry, don't answer me like that, bastard, you've already arrived yes or no It's stupid and since he loves me, he likes to scold less with the same phrases that lifelong moms use, the website is not a hotel here and he doesn't just send you something, you don't swallow it or I'll put it in by subscription, funnel, that's how it was.
My so-called problem with people is the level but they start mixing sentences once it's very small my mom sees so many children dying of hunger in Africa and you don't finish the homework like that it was and start mixing when she scolded me more seriously about beautiful ue because he thought with the scolding and he said, "fuck it with just phrases, I'm just going to do it, since he's inventing phrases, he doesn't even know what to say, joke, that's how he started washing the dishes because you really think there's no money left, but shrimp sleep and you have because and more and more nervous because because the more current the more atmosphere because I was not friends throwing cookies and our answers but there was already something that my mother did like my mother liked to scold me and she liked to use reverse psychology with a name he won the ssp of reverse psychology let's say that I told him my mom mom can I go out my mom told me no you are not going to go out because like the king mom's instinct is to tell you no the first one is not right and finish the sentence mom not the ruins of life you don't come out the human being this I was trying to convince Anna to let it out please no and then at some point my mother applied this but what do many mothers apply that this wave of do what you want if you ask them They have applied, don't do what you want because at some point my eldest son told me what he didn't want me to do, it's not okay to cobo them and he said I can go out, you're not going to swim out, let them go out, no, and then at some point he told me oh well then to the pec and that's where reverse psychology comes in because you know that if you get one the cooper thread but I was a real bastard and I always wanted to circumvent my parents' authority so I kind of decide whether to refill it or not but I kind of take the measure of my mom and my mom who was more of a bitch ' still started to use double inverse psychology double inverse look I started to learn to go out you are not going to go out so at some point applied this psychology is double inverse and month you were already there well then don't go out and well then and here it is broken, poorly applied, without cleaning your room, I am not going to clean it, what is there, then clean the props, clean as you want, I was cleaning the room, now there is always like a power fight between mother and son, the public's name is more, no He is always going to let people lie and this power fight and sometimes I win against my mother.
Sometimes I won. One of the times I won was when my mother gave me a time to get home and she told me I love you at eleven o'clock at night, for example, if it happened to you, then you have to wait, I was doing this. I'll tell you about friends' purchases so that your children don't apply it to you in the future. I want someone to open it. You have what I did. I told him my Mom will die from the district or month I love you at 11 now I at 1045 about 15 minutes before the time she has to arrive I called the home phone now I'm over 30 years old when I was I'm 34 years old When I was 18 there were no cell phones, you have to talk to the house phone, thank God it will be a big house, there were several phones, my mom answered 1045, it was due, well, I said, well, mom, I already answered, now she hangs up on me, she takes it with the other phone, thank you. granma bike now I know that there are young people who have no idea what China is talking about, I know but those who are 30 or older are thinking why I can't think of my book of course because it worked for me like four or five times and then They already twisted me because one day I spoke to house 1045 and they made my son, he says well, well, I'll say it, well, love, this one, I already answered, it's for me and it's unique to me since I have here, I'm not in flip-flops, and I'm in What a pity it is then son that I can't download them right now because I'm busy so then I go downstairs in the Chinese room and I was average if he applied the language to me but I love my dad very much I also speak a lot my dad and my dad, there are some men who don't understand it and mother, technology cell phones computers nothing but it makes me laugh because he wants to learn how I want to learn he asks me things but since they don't know anything then he asks me things that don't even exist on the web my dad says the other one is definitely with My son's cell phone I want to send him a Facebook so your mom catches him talking, you don't do him good, you can, but you can also say the parents like fuck with the other day, no, you can't, but they want to learn, and my dad, these gentlemen who learn something new in the cell phone anything and for everything he wants to use it for everything learned about the faces on WhatsApp the mochis for everything he sends damn things that he treasures a little while ago an uncle of mine crashed and my dad sent me a message my son can hear this one well what a shame to tell you but he crashed your uncle and he puts a little monkey on me, covering his eyes and I saw that my dad was answering me because if writing up with three minutes, the ones who took it, boy, is writing writing writing and after about three minutes he puts me your team is fine and a lady with his arms crossed and the flag of Ecuador where the hell most of them form daisies sometimes he asks me things I think he doesn't even know what the hell he wants to do is the other day my son like glass under music from youtube from youtube and les europe like musical bass u2 bingo so you want to download it to listen to it and they say now I don't want to put it on a floppy disk a song on a disk that is speaking the most because then also to later teach now I want to pause quickly you have to try to explain to your dad with applause that His dad was trying to explain how to make a computer at some point, ok, most people have done it, yes or no, it's a pain to explain to parents, it's a pain, because they don't listen to you, the parents panic, well, you're going to click on it. here wait for me but rather quickly and quickly I'm not going to panic again dad you're just going to click here and they always tell you the same phrase because as you know I don't know I didn't grow up with that technology and They throw themselves on the floor, you bastard, a barefoot primary school student sent me 2 km I walked to primary school, my desperate son, my dad, explains what the hell, click, you're explaining with horse riding, a mouse jumping, and then they tell you, let's see, my son, let me get the steps ready because if it's not going to be what we're doing, they start writing down like 20 minutes in my dad's notes wherever you click and at the bottom it said mouse click because it doesn't have an account, right, they don't understand it like 40 With 45 minutes I said I think the dog is going to arrive, I am, my dad told me to send him an email, I sent an email to my dad and then I had to come from Monterrey, Mexico and teach him how to open the email, that's right.
My dad and I remember a lot when I started using the internet because he told me you too, you didn't know how you started either and he's right you're right I remember when I was 15 or 14 years old that there was hardly any internet in the houses because In 98 99 I remember that our parents told us, don't believe everything you see on the internet, but don't believe everything, not because it's on the internet, it's true, that's what our parents told us, but look how things change now, the parents are the ones who believe all the nonsense you see on the internet, all of them, my dad will arrive the other day, my son, you already saw, my son, what happened, they are going to start charging whatsapp night, it was a pain of the year, they are going to take it away from you if it is not, but not everything is bad news, my son, I just won an iPhone, I just have to deposit five thousand pesos in this account, don't shut up, everyone believes our step, but that's what parents are like now, he says, "I, for example, this me, apart from doing comedy, I'm a pianist, and I'm a pianist too." He studied music and he played piano for me and I say as a curious fact because I didn't want to be a pianist I didn't want to be a musician I wanted to be a doctor and it was a fart for my dad my dad was the one who insisted that I do music choose dad I want to be a doctor and Dad told me, doctor, your thing is to fail like hell in life, but hey, then studying music and I really liked playing the piano, experimenting and shit, and this experimenting with music for the sake of music, so aday I improved that I was playing the piano with him and ciu and my mother came into the room and she is playing like that and my mother came in basic and filthy you are going to get hair on the piano light on the piano in a chic activity of my mom and with that I grew up with a hairy piano in my mom when I wanted to enter the room first you could hear well like see it's one note it's two notes like that it's two notes it's two fingers that if I can pass he opened the door for me and he was with my best friend, that's not it, I'm going to make it clear, he was wrong, you were wrong, I'm a professional and I have to hold my friend's hand so he can play well, I'm going to do that one because I'm a professional, by the way, he took advantage, I give children piano lessons, yes, anyone interesting. and then all 4 of us played and then later I wanted to learn to play the drums and hold the drumsticks and I gave my mother the piano because my parents never bought me a drum set but here I was and I learned to play the guitar but it hurt me a lot and I said no But what bothered me the most was that my parents always wanted me to play everywhere, my son always plays on the motorcycle, first touch at the meeting, he plays pertutti, it's your turn for God, yes, Christmas is no longer inviting, but good crisis and much of my family in all families there are strange characters now I want to ask a question we like black humor he asked about this because I like to make black humor but the jokes that are so black that people instead of laughing listen like higüey we add up the whole total be warned tomás for This question doesn't look, it's that all families are known to be strange, all families in my family, for example, we have hermaphrodites, no, I don't swear by my grandmother's eggs, there is one thing that bothers me about my grandmother, I say apart from the fact that she has eggs, the part that If not, it's not cool because it's one of the modern grannies who wear weiss leggings the marker my granny arrives at the parties and looks like a bullfighter they showed up if they smell like more everyone grabs the kids we're leaving here for about 20 thousand mediaguas love everything and the girl I'm 60 but that's not what bothers me about my granny.
I think all grannies are the same. It bothers me that I'm slow and she falls down the stairs like that just to get attention just because that's what grannies do when they need help. We left 56 days lying around. We are not going to go and fulfill her whims. They are pure granny whims. It's always the same with my grandma. Once they don't visit me, they don't get me up. Then you get up. You're missing big balls, but then even big, my grandma had surgery a little while ago. They did it with color, we can cover the gall, Pedro, and now it's very confusing.
The procedure confuses me a lot because they put it like a colostomy bag. He was talking to me. It confuses me a lot and my grandmother told me, oh, my son, that's what. go downtown with your aunt and they stole my bag and I didn't know which of the two now don't worry I know that in this part of the routine there are people who say the topic is very strong and the girl don't worry but my Granny knows that I'm talking about her, she knows that our costs were that I had the opportunity to appear on television, it's a little bit.
My grandmother gave me a table and said, I saw you on TV, my name's insides, I was left laughing, your aunt, I have to change my bag suddenly. This is it, but my grandpa is even older and suddenly his face goes crazy and I don't know if they have had to talk to an older person who has memory problems. It's a really crazy vibe because they are talking to you about something and halfway through they change the subject. completely or they go somewhere else and my grandmother is the level but so bastard that suddenly family secrets began to come out and from girls I swear because I am talking to my grandmother she tells me if she looks at the wok and tokyo put the asparagus in the frying pan and when now when not today today I can't Jaime today my husband Norma comes so we found out hey no one in my family is called Jaime and then but the mind is that as a comedian or I sometimes well I play with his mind I have fun with this type of carnal costs but you get my grandma very good vibes she tells me to have my son 500 pesos and the same as if he were a little son she tells me but don't tell your parents and then I start to fuck you Leo you know what that's for you It's going to cost more than 500 pesos and my grandmother, I won't tell you if I'm going to tell you, don't tell us where I'm going to tell Jaime, bastard, thank you, and my grandfather, on the other hand, enabled me to still be a messenger with him, because by Ouija, school or with milito is that way look I know it's black humor but China in Mexico they're not going to let you lie or in Mexico we like it like we like to see people suffer well here you've noticed it I swear since we were children they teach us to make people suffer The people who said Mexico is the only country in the world where they do a web raffle and the prime ones and the first guy who wins and the second guy who wins doesn't win way it has to be until the third guy I don't you can't win there has to be two losers before there is a winner like that, I was told yes or no, the first loser like that, see you later, you're a bastard, nothing else happens in Mexico and when you've already won, it's difficult enough for your name to come out so that it comes out and you lose, no, but they're done. in the third and you already won well you have 3 seconds to ask for your prize if you don't stop the girl from existing yes or no let's see third winner mariana mariana the one mariana the two vary the three arrivals guy he didn't ask for it anymore this boy doesn't know You can deliver it later, it doesn't cease to exist and I say, can you imagine that if the president went with everything from the start, that's what this position was like on the third, but can you imagine that it would be the same with everything, oops, why are you going to the doctor, say doctor, tell him the doctor I have has. a very serious illness but first I'm going to tell you two that you don't have.
Can you imagine yourself at a father's wedding? If Carlos accepts Mariana as your wife in good times and in bad times, Mariana, on the other hand, Mariana, we don't like to see people who suffer. I also know that I talk a lot about what happens to me. I now live in Mexico City. I start dating a girl and it's a shame to start dating a girl. I also use a new interpreter, Andrés, drunk, not so much but there is no video. He says it because it is not a problem in a relationship because men and women do not understand each other.
There are things that women do that men do not understand and vice versa. No, for example, one thing my girl does and I don't understand is when she starts to It's going to rain, it's going to start to fall so much water and nineteen hundred and the window starts to look like this, now let's see me, I'm sure you're seeing so much but it still gets very cool, don't go outside, then I'll let her in, if not, if not, she'll get angry, but woman, thank you, but no. We understand each other well we were all going to go to sleep I read better you can set the alarm and I know that now I set it at once so don't forget we don't understand each other we are cooking and I really like cooking we are cooking we are cutting onion and you tell me I don't know If you knew what it says, but onion is the only food that can make you cry and now you are going to learn something new, no, I'm telling you, I'm super stupid and I rewrote two of the stories the next day to see if it was true, I'm going to grab it. a flake compared only in the face louis let me in and I don't know what's happening but we don't understand each other because we speak completely different languages ​​they didn't understand him and because he had a lot of blood in his mouth and then I tell him you see he doesn't send onion name but young man Now they took it out, we don't understand each other, something really bad happened to me with my girl.
The other day I was trying to unbutton my girlfriend's shirt and I couldn't for like 20 minutes. It's probably happened to some of you, not with my girlfriend, but it's normal. what are you trying to unbutton for 20 minutes today I couldn't leave I got frustrated and it makes me angry wouldn't it be because guys I put it on to begin with it's a fart we are struggling throwing tantrums and the mother but we don't understand each other well if I had a puppy someone here has pets doesn't want to being pets, well, people have pets, I don't know if it happens to them, it's just that you, this is the past, friend, sometimes I felt guilty of feeding my dogs serrano ham, there are still so many poor children in the world, but it's not my fault that My dogs don't like the taste of poor children and we lower them.
I really like puppies and people who have pets, don't handle lying, it's nice to have puppies, especially when they are in puppy shops, but because you see them grow and they become part of the family. and milk but the dogs reach an age in which they are like teenagers and you no longer control the fucking dogs, they reveal themselves to you and they do not answer you and the mother of the bourgeois raises the Leonese dog, lower the chair and the dog if you are not My real father, I don't go to my room and whatever I say, the web dogs answer you because he's going to design your background.
I care. Look, he vomited and I swallowed it again. That's how we are. Sorry, but I love dogs. There's only one thing I don't like. of the puppies, which is when the dogs are seeing their parts, there won't be anything. What bothered me is that I don't know if you've noticed it, but with dogs there are the same eggs. It's normal, people see it as normal, that is, you even laugh no one cares anymore. he makes a request to the dog no don't get angry with the dog organize it they make it a fart but once one doesn't do it because then then what are you doing to my dog ​​like that why but we don't understand each other men and women I had a dog dalmatian and my dalmatian died and my girlfriend my love I want another dog the same one after another dead dog wing I don't know what I'm going to do with the dead dalmatians we don't understand each other I want to stay something I want to clarify something the fact that we don't understand each other doesn't mean You don't have to be chivalrous with women and treat them well, you have to be chivalrous.
I consider myself a gentleman. Just before going on the show, I opened the door to a girl like him for a few minutes and he said, "Hey, you don't care about that or the bathroom." They are only going to see me, the intention is what counts and I like it a lot in my relationship. I like to keep the flame alive in the relationship and surprise her from time to time but I feel that there are women who do not value it, it does not value it, says today in the morning I woke up my girlfriend with oral sex snet with so many thanks spector it's been several days now yes well we're not dating anymore this I don't know why we're not dating because she told me she liked disney princess movies eu and I said no man, two princess movies are the worst example to follow, Disney princesses, I understand all the women who say that Disney ruined our childhood, of course it continues because Disney put the princesses and companies that pink also sells almost thatcher complex and lamar are the worst example to follow all the worst decisions in the world well I swear I was watching the Aladdin movie in the remake they made and I said b jazmine is very pacheco think lowe or that's where we're going to walk on the carpet who did you get into let me ask the tiger if he wants to come but tiger let's go to the option the carpet do you want something that movie about wine was like the movie about loving you hurts but in arabia way in the same but the girl strawberry that I was talking to her about the market and everyone, don't talk to her like that and she's a kid, but she has good feelings and she has a moccasin jacket and the mother's worst decisions in the world are the same movie, nothing more than the only difference is that in Aladdin and I don't the end dies if they didn't see marta most of them got screwed because I already told them at the end they don't die and they are making jokes the teeth are also strange that who fucks apple places keeps their teeth eggs it does a lot if it hurts but not the same movie and then for example he was watching Beauty and the Beast and he says he knows the princess's name he saw his bosses they didn't fight at all not like the girl was born and they look at her Mexicans and today in Bella he was fat let's put him Bella, well, I paid for the purchase, but can you imagine that they would do that same thing to name all their other daughters on the day that the father has to present her?
If by chance, I don't introduce you to my daughter, Bella, this is a sight that is stupid, I imagined that I would get to Gastón, what did he spend? for like a poblanos and the same currency in maya jungle myers well here I am erased again by love I just whitened my teeth and my ass and that this egg arrived or the beautiful and beautiful one fades that the other sister arrived or the sight About the guys who are also handsome, your friends laugh at the same time, that's all when you look for them, they are like that and they will arrive with the last sister or the other idiot, well, and you were watching, for example, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and you remember Snow White arrived at The house of the convicts and the seven dwarfs brought diamonds from a diamond mine, a normal person like any of us, because they benefit from it, but it's not like diamonds, because we sell them today, we make a catalog and the flower of the abundance of lovers is something but no way Snow White said well I clean the house you better clean the houses more difficult no look the little birds help me and we sing the girl not by decision of the world complex chat and then on the other hand we had Cinderella who sits down because they could cha Cha, but I feel good, I'm done, think about it, the godfather told him, I'll give you whatever you want most, and he said, sit down, there's a dance that they didn't invite, I want to go to the dance, are you but living again, and I saw blood, man, he asks for a dad. and we have already reached that limit we have already reached the limit so ha ha ha like this web nakaima compassion is not linked to 12 at night so clearly the encounter the flip flop they do not know how to take advantage of and if I were Cinderella I would take advantage of it in ching spv arrived with the prince at 11 59 at night one minute before midnight they are already racing also pity don't complain ah but take advantage in louisville of the species look 1159 the idea has put your whole kingdom here right now in a minute you I turn sake rice into a hell of a pumpkin, the horses also benefit from it, what do you want the horses to turn into pigeons and mice like China, mice right now, how can you not benefit from it now that it's the worst it can be?The fact that 12 at night turns into a bad drink once again, no problem, we all have friends here who, at 11:11:30, have already lost all their love.
I don't wear my dress inside my city stockings. There are the eights before the 82, a lot of castle and there are no cars, if you keep calm, you don't know me better, don't limit me, don't limit me, dog like that right now, and if they always tell you where they are, they'll make a mess in the middle of the street. You know, I want in my dad new chile who I don't pay and I don't know what dad because we don't have water and then they tell you I want to pee in the middle of the street here on the walk I'm fine here Cinderella suddenly they heard it's my song mom They marked the bad smell on the website and I don't know if you've noticed it but I always eat around half past twelve they always lose a friend in pity they're always here all of a sudden how the country will turn out and mulan where what or mula where is it Pocahontas and Pocahontas didn't even let her enter because she was so scarce but we're not going out anymore, we're not going out anymore because she accompanied me to Monterrey, a wedding, to my sister's wedding with the chorizo ​​I had and then I was arriving at my parents' wedding. suddenly they go over to the drug dealers and I heard that someone said the fatties are coming and that normally they are going to give good name fatties for dinner to my sister with her friends, they come to the fatties and that's what she does because it seems like they don't get it arm up we are in the church and suddenly we are going to go with my mother and she tells me mom my son are you going to take communion I read no because I have not confessed that he has to confess first you tell me well with a party I read you I don't want to start my Saturday well then confess now with the confession to the hell of bay parents today it's a bit of a fault dad you're going to take communion I'll feel better the women are like the hosts they don't know how to drive anymore for fucking batum today totally and I was finishing the mass and I saw that the father and I declare them husband and wife.
You can kiss Melchor. He was finishing and we are going out to my girlfriend with my sister. He tells her, she tells me, your sister looks very pretty because my new website looks very pretty. Your sister looks like a princess. I don't. I know my routine, God has been saying that she seems stupid and my sister on the other side says that I don't want anything anymore or is this relationship done, make it out of the Chilango accent and Carlos Princesa is over but she started to cry so it doesn't look bad because my grandmother crying and It's being done, thank you, thank you, go, and now to say goodbye, I want to clarify one of the things that people ask me most often on the Internet, in networks, they tell me there is no Luigi, but what a shame if you play the piano, it's not like they always walk with him. this piano and then later they tell me but if it touched the floor or not then then do a demonstration it is clear that if we go to the piano yes I play the piano and if it were a demonstration the piano this is going to be very light a small demonstration ah ah and ah And what I wanted to do before saying goodbye, in reality, the piano is coming here to thank you first of all for being here.
Thank you very much for being here and I think it will be a round of applause, please, and to thank all the people who have supported me. In these six years of time that we have been seeing, from my parents to my sisters to my wife and to all the people all the fans who come to the presidents of the fan club who are here too and the winds come and this and now yes well clarify that last doubt week and you play with yes or no because if they tell me then then here goes the sample I receive success Google and Evans ah thank you very much Grande Monterrey thank you for tonight it is so spectacular thank you so much for your laughter thank you for being here and accompanying them just that Vicky see you next time good night then the luminaries yes the color of the night combines with my dark circles with your soul my conscience and with your sequins at 180 lions I am looking for damsels I I I say that tomorrow there is no salt in schools they say that I am a bad example that I am bad company that I swim among mermaids and conquered my days I am going to tell you how my grandfather said what is done at night is not said during the day it is not over

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