I played weird virtual pet games

Virtual pet

games

have been around since people figured out how to make

games

other than pong tamagotchi nintendogs webkinz robo sapien you name it and it makes sense that kids love pets and parents love not giving their kids animals real, breathing ones that will eventually die and send your child into a dizzying depression for at least three days. It is beneficial for everyone. In 2004, my parents gave me a Nintendo DS along with two games. Animal Crossing Wild World and Nintendo Dogs already gave me a real Dig at that point, but this was good to stop me before I started trying to order another one because I didn't deal with the first one.

I actually still have the exact same save file as when I first got the game. This is my star. first nintendog i don't know why i named him star especially since his stomach shape is a heart anyway his stats are maxed out he can walk longer than any of my other dogs i was going to show you but then I do it, I do it. I don't think we just went for a walk. I haven't seen these dogs in 12 years and she is the champion of agility training or at least she was until I tried to do a contest like the old days, made a fool of myself and won. my dog ​​harassed by judges this is scruffy named after my childhood dog who is now very dead oh there scruffy i know you haven't had human interaction in like six years because you're dead but give me some space you and the other Dogs mean nothing to me.

I also wanted to show off my peach toy car. I loved this as a kid and thought it was really

weird

, but I actually think it might not be because I have two anyway. I'm not here to talk about nintendogs. I'm here because I found a bunch of very strange

virtual

pet games that aren't from Nintendogs and I want to show you first that we have hamster life with a z and I bought these games from eBay and it looks like someone else's hamster is here anyway, oh no, it's one of these games, so I was browsing the hamster selection and came across this cute hamster.

This is possibly one of the ugliest hamsters I have ever seen in my entire life. The cute little icon in comparison. the real hamster is amazing, i got worse, he looks like an old man, so i'll call him grandpa oh, grandpa wants to play a memory game, oh no, so can you pet your hamster, feed him, clean up the large amounts of black mold that grows in it. his cage, hold him with your creepy hand, you can even take him out of the cage and hold him well, I think I'm done for now, you can also give him toys to play with, oh, the cage is too small, so you know the hamster's life. with a z it was as expected sure some of the execution was a little unexpected but nothing out of the ordinary until you say when you ring around you see a cat and your heart almost stops oh what I thought you just play little mini games with your hamster and feed it seeds and stuff, but apparently they start learning English, you can talk to them and they will answer you, but you can only say the options the game offers, oh yeah, the only phrases a human would need.

Good night, let's go. and I'm sad, but sometimes the hamster asks me personally how to convey emotions. My friend left. How should I express these feelings? What should I say when I only have one sunflower seed left? Guys, I taught my hamster to be sad and now I. I think he's depressed, but that's okay because 42 Hours in Grandpa now has a cowboy hat and a whole roller coaster. The next one is the parrot friends. I was excited about this one because you know I have my own parrot friends. You

played

the game and you know what it is. not bad, I picked my big bird and named it big and now I have options on how to interact with it. care, which is the typical feeding, cage, cleaning, bathing, observation, which is just letting it out and observing it, you cannot interact with your bird. while you watch it you just sit there and watch it, I mean I don't know what I expected and you play, which are the mini games, it can't be a

virtual

pet game without the mini games, there are dribbles that make you look and pull the war. and I was immediately intrigued by tug of war because I don't know if you know this, but this is what tug of war looks like with a bird.

It turns out that you have to restrain your strength and not knock down the flag in the middle. which is less exciting if I'm going to be completely honest this is also what dribbling looks like just stay away from the bird I don't know I just wanted to show you what it looked like anyway you can talk to your bird and I'll try to have a conversation Hello bird, okay, so let me show you the Amazon review that alone made me decide that I have to buy this game. Sarah says one star in the first five minutes.

My daughter had trouble speaking and repeating to work and when she worked, the bird kept telling her over and over that I don't like you until she cried. I need to say more. Plus, it was literally like two dollars cheap. In the game, you unlock training that allows you to teach your bird tricks and phrases. To repeat, I was confused as to why the game was telling me to teach the bird random phrases like, washed away by the river, there was an old man and an island of ogres, but then I realized I had to teach the bird this entire story. of 20 sentences.

I'm not going to tell you how long it took me to learn all that, but I know it was more than I would have committed to if I wasn't monetizing it for content, so Large just starts blowing up with free speech that I don't teach him anything. So why does he say these things after you teach the bird every trick and repeatable phrase you can learn? Contests open up and I'm going to go out on a limb and say I'm probably the first person. In the world, who has unlocked contests and parrot friends? I entered the beginner contest big and won probably because he was the only contestant, so you win the beginner contest and you'd expect your rank to go up to, I don't know, intermediate. contest or maybe even advanced contest no, you go from beginner to novice what's next after that just starting is master you go from beginner to novice to master now the game everyone was waiting for you know them you love monkeys with a z obviously, a game in the one you adopt, take home and play with monkeys.

You start at an adoption center where you can pet the three monkeys they have in their backyard to see which one you want to take home. Well, hello, friend, what's your oh God? I mean, how can I say no to a face like that? I named him champion and now we're just going home, I guess look at him, go, welcome home little man, don't touch him, I was in the middle of trying to figure out what one was. of these menu icons meant when the champion decided to just go out and help himself to the kitchen.

I mean, yeah, I guess monkeys would be able to do that, but I didn't expect it. Also, at first I thought the champion was a boy. but it turns out he was confused because they colored the monkey's female gender icon blue, so his champion is in the kitchen hanging out. I'm realizing there's only one monkey in my house after a bit of petting and feeding. take care of your monkey a little heart gauge goes up and when you get all three hearts your monkey will grow this is amazing this monkey is now taller than the kitchen counters go out and take a look at your kitchen counters right now and really Solo look how big that monkey is.

I'm the only one who feels very strange about this. I have no doubt that this monkey could kill me if it wanted to. I bought another jumpsuit that you can go out to the park in. your monkeys and play with some other random monkey that is there there is also nintendogs agility training but for monkeys and nintendogs bath time but for monkeys and nintendogs frisbee toy but for monkeys but you know what this game has that nintendogs does not use human clothes I put this sweater on champ because I don't know, I think now it feels like I have a really furry person, then I bought another monkey, there are three monkeys in my house and they all have different styles of clothes, then this happened, I think Of all the virtual pet games out there, the fact that monkeys can have babies makes me the most uncomfortable in general, this game is very trashy, you can throw away the bowl of water and the water just does it.

These monkeys will get stuck on the walls when you enter a new room for a few frames, you can see all the monkeys posing in a T, but I wouldn't expect anything less from the pet monkey house with a z. I knew what I was getting into with this game. Have you seen the back of the box? Much more to say in general, I enjoyed virtual pet games as a child and I'm sure many people remember their virtual pets fondly as well. It's funny how Nintendog started this huge trend and all these other game companies started scrambling to release their own Nintendogs to cash in on poor, unassuming kids and grandparents, but now we have such a wide variety of content and ironically I love it. .

I hope everyone is having a good year so far. Sorry, I left. kinda, I took a break at the beginning of the year, so yeah, it happens anyway. I don't think I have much to say here, so I guess it'll be a short card this time, bye.