MyPillow Mike Lindell at Kimmel, Trump Won't Stop Whining & Santos Steps Down Amid Investigation

that you have a problem, I'm glad you're here, I'm writing lyrics even though, uh, that's a weird noise, by the way, it's just a real noise for a human being to make, but it's appropriate because tonight is my pillow. night, the pill apocalypse from whatever planet it came from Mr. My Pillow Mike Lindell is here to finally answer the question: what if Ted Lasso was on the FBI watch list? Mike, you know, was here once before, a couple of years ago, and he must have done it. I had fun because he was so eager to get back Hi Jimmy, how was your new year?

I would love to come on your show, Mr. Jimmy. I'd like to talk to old Jimmy Kimmel again. I'd love to come on your show, Jimmy, uh, yeah I'd love to come on your show. uh, here I am, hell, I think our anniversary is coming up, Jimmy, um, so it would be nice if we could do it. I'm in Los Angeles. I'll be in Los Angeles. I'll be here all week. I'll come on your show anytime and do whatever you want me to do. I'm saying yeah, Jimmy, I'll go, Jimmy, you'd probably double your audience. I have new. things Jimmy how about we get together Jimmy Jimmy Kimmel Jimmy Kimmel Jimmy Kimmel Jimmy Kimmy Jimmy Kimmy call me Jimmy call me and tell me what time you want I'll be there Jimmy I haven't heard from you, it's not funny anymore, is it?

It's so funny now that it actually gets funnier as he goes, but we miss Mike, so he accepted his request with one condition. I told Mike that he was welcome on the show if he agreed to do the interview from inside Dave and Buster's. claw machine and guess what Jimmy Kimmel got uh Mike Lindell I don't know about three or four thanks for putting you through what Jimmy Kimmel is going to put you through whatever it is yeah the way we all go To do it. be inside a set of claws uh inside a um you know where they grab things because she doesn't want to, you have to get vaccinated there, so you seek protection from her, yeah, wait, I want to make something clear.

I did it. I am not insisting that he could be in a claw machine because he is not vaccinated. I insisted that he would be in a claw machine because he's funny just for fun and Mike has had a busy week, you know, he decided to run for chairman of the Republican National Committee there. There were 167 votes cast, he got four of them, so he didn't win, but he claims that Ronald McDaniel, who did win, asked him to head an elite unit of election conspiracy investigators. One of the things I want to say is that we should celebrate the NCR. responsible she said I will work with Mike Lindell I can't wait to work with Mike Lindell well when you work with me it is an electoral crime not a weak word like election Integrity it is called electoral crime we will talk later In the week we will establish the unit against election crimes, Steve, so everyone stay tuned, it's going to be big, right?

It's going to be you, because I have a feeling this is going to be based in the back of a van in Mankato, Minnesota, the election of my Glendale? crime units, looks like it would be a great primetime show for NBC, forget about the evidence, why are they hiding? Hey, you'll finally see this evidence. Would they get a cyber guy? I'll show you the inside of a Dominion machine. everyone there keep going down

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inside the machine this is a crime in real time you can't deny it I don't know if you can see this but there are stars and stripes here they are stripes I guess those are our machines we demand look inside and get rid of them, melt them down and use them as prison bars, like I said, you talk about evidence, we had enough evidence to imprison everyone for life, 300 and a few million people outside, I would see that I would want to get out of that, maybe you could team up with the space force and fight election crime in other galaxies too.

We have a great guest list tonight. Pamela Anderson, the CEO of My Pillow and Fall Out Boy, looks like Mad Libs 95. You know, Mike Lindell. His friend Donald Trump is suing someone else. He is suing Bob Woodward, the Washington Post writer, for releasing audio recordings of interviews he did for Woodward's last dollar. A book that Trump attended interviews with. He now wants $49.98 million from Woodward. It seemed like 50 million. too much, he doesn't want to get greedy, but Donnie's demands resorted to social truth to lash out. He, Woodward, said this was an open and blatant attempt to make me look as bad as possible.

His argument is those tapes you made of me talking. He made me look bad, he said, you know, he's a complainer, all he does is cry and talk about how unfair everyone is and the media is against me, the courts are against me, the scale in my bathroom He's against me, he's Donald Trump, he's complaining. -for since 2016 and the worst part is that he warned us that he told us that he was going to do it, we are going to open the wine, you will be sick and tired of complaining, you will say, Mr. President, please, we can.

Don't take it anymore, you complain too much and I'm going to say I don't give a damn, we're going to keep complaining 100%, the art of squealing, right? Oh, George Santos today, if you've been following this story, you know? how wonderful it is to announce that she will be recusing herself from committee assignments while the ethics

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into whether she has anything to do plays out, which is good because at Ricky's Hub it will allow her to spend more time with her husband Chris Hemsworth and, although it seems quite Of course most of his fellow Republicans don't want any part of him, he wants everyone to know that they didn't tell him this was a decision he made himself, yes he is definitely stepping up.

I know for sure this guy we have something too. Good things about his ex-boyfriend, a gentleman named Pedro, who shared some interesting things about Lover Boy George. He never proved that he was a psychopathic liar, as he is proving to be now. He was so sweet, he was so loving, but Pedro has done it ever since. He realized that he overlooked the red flags and told us that he didn't find out until months into their relationship that Santos was still married to the woman seen in this photo with whom Pedro was at the time. shared an apartment.

He better lie, they catch him on the line and then he says another line to cover up that line here's Santos with Pedro's family for a Christmas celebration. This is when Pedro says that Santos gave him tickets to Hawaii that he later learned did not exist. I actually called Delta and they said yes. There was never a single payment made, wait Hawaii doesn't exist about that, oh I really like Pedro and by the way, not knowing your boyfriend is married to your roommate is really as much of a red flag as an air raid siren. , but now with this story after story after Story coming hard and fast George White Washington sat down today for a long interview with the friendly faces who made America's news and who it turns out weren't as friendly as he hoped they would be as holders of public office.

Is there a scenario? where you feel like it's okay to lie, no, I don't think lying is excusable, right, there's no circumstance, especially if you're legislating for the American people right now, so what he might have done during the campaign doesn't reflect what is being done. At the office I may have lied to get here, but now that I'm here it's not like I'm going to do it again. What would you say, George, that you would have done differently? I wouldn't have lied about education. I wouldn't have done it, I would have fought like hell to get that nomination and be it, but in that same sentence you also said that you don't think you would be sitting in this chair right now like Congressman George Santos if you hadn't done it.

I won't lie, it's a Catch-22, but if I can do it all over again, I'd change that aspect and just fight harder, like when I fought Apollo Creed. It's also a real Catch-20. I lied 20, 22 times and He got caught that's how, but he admitted he wouldn't be a congressman if he hadn't lied, seems like an easy fix, just quit, don't be a congressman next time, tell the truth and run again. He doesn't have to, he doesn't live with this because of the way we have a guy and just for a second I thought maybe George Santos was here in our audience, but George that's not the real Santa, so he's like a Santos shopping center, that's all.

There are so many nutcases out there, but tonight I'd like to focus on the nutcase that's here in our building and there he is ready in the claw machine and we'll get to him in about 20 minutes. We'll make him relax. a little bit because um uh when we get back we'll be back with Pamela Anderson abroad