The World’s Most Aggressive Telemarketer - Key & Peele

Hello, I'm Gavin. (Colin) Hi Gavin, my name is Colin Valenti. I'm calling from Master Travel Incorporated to tell you about an exciting limited-time offer, an exclusive getaway to Las Vegas. Can I have a few moments of your time to tell you about this new package? Did you know? I would love to, but I just don't have the time. Hello? Hello? Hmm. (Colin) This is Colin Valenti, Master Travel Incorporated. How can I be of help? Hello, Colin Valenti. My name is Gavin. I think we just talked. Shall we disconnect? (Colin) Yeah, no... I mean, yeah, I hung up on you.

Why would you do that? I mean, are you even... Are you even allowed to do that? (Colin) Were you going to buy the Las Vegas package? Well, I mean, probably not, but that's not the point. (Gavin) The point is... What the hell? (Colin) This is Colin... Yes, Valenti. Hear. (Gavin) I don't know what got up your ass and put you there, but you can't hang up... What? Oh my God... (Colin) What do you want? What's your problem, huh? (Colin) Um, you don't want the Vegas package, so I don't want to talk. I did us a favor by wasting our time here. (Gavin) Stop, stop, don't you dare hang up that phone, okay? (Colin) Why shouldn't I?

Why you should...? What if I wanted the Las Vegas package? What... you know what? I want the Vegas package. (Colin) Of course. That? Your mother! Oh Lord! Motherfucker. (Colin) Come on, man, let it go. Your man! you! I want five packages! Right now... you know what? (Gavin) You know what? Where is my wallet? This is my credit card number, right here. Okay, listen. Get off me. My credit card number is 0074-5403-0098. Expiration date is 12-20! And then... and then the... Oh yes! The security number is 084! So run the damn card right now! Right now! Do it right now, you idiot! (Colin) Thank you for your business.

Well, I hope you learned your le... These new calling scripts are really cool. Yes, I know, right? What do you want, Kathy?