THE PIE IS NIGH! | HermitCraft 9 | Ep 18

Loyalists, let's take a look, is there any clue about what's going on here, wait for my mischief? The alarm is ringing guys, maybe we need to be a little cautious about this, what do we do? You say little impulse, precious, this is a joke of the soup group, they try to set a very easy trap for the king, what do you say, precious impulse? Royal cakes, a gift for the king with lots of kissy faces, uh, this is becoming so much more. suspicious the more I look at these guys, I'm pretty curious about what's going on here, wait party parrot party parrot party parrot are all these party parrots what uh okay do these cakes have names or something?

No, these are just cakes, right? Do you do anything, any twists and turns to move forward in this business, my friends, what is going on? Here, okay, let's do some damage by jumping off the Royal Throne, here guys, here we go, we have a little hunger in our stomach. Now I will gladly eat a piece of cake and wait, something is happening, babies. oh my goodness oh look at this oh this is wonderful this is absolutely wonderful the parents are dancing for his highness for his Majesty Wren the king not only the king of the Hermits but also the king of the parrots and what a glorious sight this is to see them floating oh this is wonderful this is absolutely wonderful oh my goodness what a great way to start the day on the Hermitcraft server today guys geez this is so awesome just logged in to start recording some stuff for this episode and uh well I came in here and saw this magnificence and this is simply wonderful.

So many good vibes that you have given us this wonderful little gift. Guys, I wonder who it is. Is there anything in the barrels? No, I mean, there are uh, jukeboxes there, so there's definitely something. I have no idea how this works, what's going on, how that happened, uh, we right click, we're eating the cake that turned it on, is there something like under the cake? Wait a minute, how is this happening? There's no Redstone or anything here, I mean jukeboxes, but there's no wiring or anything uh, okay, this has to be some kind of magic happening here, oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, it's all going down uniting Momentum, my precious little one, it's all coming together.

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t in my upstairs room, he put a cake on my bed, you guys remember that oh, this must have been, this has come, fan magic, isn't it, wait Where is my room, wait, are we going to have it? a look, does the cake in the bedroom do anything or is it just a cake in the throne room? Wait, here's my bedroom, yeah, look, there's a fan cake, it's still here, um, here we go, I'm a little hungry, will this do anything? No, that doesn't do anything, but oh man, that was like a little dig from Cub during his meeting with me last night.

He put the cake there to leave a crumb of bread or a crumb of cake, if that's okay with you, crime, look what I did. because the cake and yes, this is definitely a Cub fan, only a Cub fan could do something so amazing, right? I want these parrots to dance again, man how do we make them dance? I put the Jukebox back on, here we go. I bet we put on the records, we put on the records, there's a bird dance for us, oh you know, we're going to start today with a little bird dance, yeah my friends, that's how I want to rule. on the server what a glorious and magical day I don't want to go build anything I just want to dance in my throne room with parrots this is wonderful I have the precious in my hand I have my cakes I have my birds life is Wonderful for everyone, life It is wonderful, ladies and gentlemen of the King's Global Court.

I must be honest with all of you on this beautiful day in My Kingdom during the last week. I felt a little uncomfortable. I have felt like. We're potentially losing control of our domain here on the Hermitcraft server and to be honest, I don't like it, I don't like the way it feels and I've been a little stressed about it. I've been spending a lot of time. I spent a lot of time in My Vault thinking and reflecting trying to figure out exactly what to do to get the control we once had over this server firmly in my fingers and well, I have to be honest guys, I'm starting to feel a lot better. that the new rules have been declared thus throughout the Kingdom of Hermit Ear, hermits will now only be allowed to eat gigabytes and to add to the awesomeness of gigapis, the amazing iskal 85 of its name has created a new game in gigapeyes name called Digger pie, thus putting Giga pies firmly in the minds of all the Hermits here on the server.

I mean, if you don't get the message that gigabytes are the only server food worth eating, now I don't know what else I can say. You, my friends, are not just saying that Mr. Joe has been working hard to declare a new law for us. Thou shalt not mine diamonds and what an incredible sight that sign is. Do you love seeing the little crown on top looking gorgeous? Lady Cleo has also been working hard to let Impulse know that she will never be upset with their gorgeous sign here, yes, Impulse is definitely trying to get into the server economy with the "I Shop" and well, we've let them know Through some very clever billboard work, there is a new law here on the server that will prevent you from generating the resources you need to open.

I bought an amazing job, Mrs. Cleo. I mean, I didn't trust her at the beginning of this episode, but what can I do? I say after this Cleo is definitely my best knight, she meant that she is my best knight. I'm going to say it guys, Cleo is up there, she just outdid Mr. Joe what she says because it's a really great poster. I must say I've also been hard at work this morning here guys installing some new Royal Gigapi stands. I mean, if we're going to force hermits to eat Giga Cakes, we need to make sure they can afford the cake, which means more diamonds for the rain that digs it up. and that means we can fill our vaults with all those bright blue rocks, all beautiful man, let's stack those diamonds high and of course here on the gigapi stands. um, you can only buy Giga Cakes with diamonds.

I also just realized that there is a battle. over here between a pigman and the gigapai guy oh oh uh that's a little awkward I'm going to have to add a new pie cellar wow that got me out of my groove anyway after that bit of murder here we are guys on gigapi yeah , one diamond per stack, we're giving them a discount, there actually used to be two diamonds as a snack, but now you can get your freshly baked cheap Giga cakes for just a dime in a stack, eh, but we don't accept real emeralds, of course, diamonds only for Giga cakes.

Hermits, yes, like I said, you know we need the diamonds for the vault. I mean, you know it makes a lot of sense, go spend the royal emeralds in the other stores whether you want to or not, don't worry, they are valued one to one, a royal emerald for a diamond. except at gigapi stalls where you can only use diamonds and yeah, I don't want any discussion about these guys. I have widely decreed that diamonds will only be spent at gigapi stores and well, that's how it will be and speaking of gigapi stores, guys. I also set up another gigapi store here in the heart of the Lower Hub.

The Hermits now have absolutely no excuse to fill their bets with Giga Pies and fill my Vault with diamonds and I honestly think that's a perfectly fair trade if you ask. I, oh, and while we're here guys, I quickly wanted to check on Mr. Good Times with Scar aka Hot Guy, because at our meeting he said he added Giga Pies to Cookie Shop, I just want to make sure he has In fact, I did, so I like the fact that the store has been endorsed by the king. Very very good. Oh, I'm now selling Giga Cakes for a limited time.

For a limited time. I'm pretty sure I specified it forever, but whatever, it's fine. Where are these Giga? pies, let's take a look, I should sell them here, that's what I wanted, oh, a gigapi sold at the factory, okay, not exactly what I ordered, but I guess, oh, here we go, I guess I'll take it. Giga Cakes, let's take a look. gigapi stack for two diamonds and there have already been some sales here with the diamonds oh that's fantastic and of course since the king has widely decreed that all gigapile profits will go to the Vault I just declared that we will now be taxing to Scar. buy here and replace diamonds with real emeralds.

I mean, real emeralds are just as valuable as diamonds, so scars should be absolutely happy with that, am I right? And these newly sold gigapi diamonds go straight to the Vault. Oh man, just take a look. in that glorious Kingdom behind us, all as rulers of these lands. I am very proud and honored to call myself king of the hermit here and on this beautiful afternoon throughout my kingdom I feel that order is being restored once again, except for some shenanigans in the Thou Shalt Not Feast sign which I am going to ignore for today because today I feel with good vibes.

I'm in a good mood. You know what I'm saying? I don't want that to dampen what would otherwise be a Great start to my actual day on the server, you know what guys? I'm going to ignore that sign. I was about to do something about it and I'm going to be so angry, but my kingdom looks so magnificent right now. I want to just enjoy the moment enjoy the happiness that this kingdom brings me I want to go spend some time with my diamonds in the vault I mean this is my happy place down here guys you know people are going to mess with my posters.

I'm just going to come and relax with my diamonds Abby, come on guys, you can't tell me it doesn't feel amazing running back and forth through so many diamonds and so many diamond ores. Oh this vault is just glorious, it makes me so happy and All the shenanigans on the server are slowly fading into distant memory my friends, you know what guys? I think that will help us today here on the hovercraft server. I want to spend a few more hours down here with my blue rocks and I guess then I need to start editing this video because I know it's a couple days late, I'm already sorry about real life and everything guys, thank you so much for watching this episode and I am very glad that my Knights have begun once again. restore order to these parts and hopefully the Hermits will each get the message and behave, please, that's all I ask of all of you and, well, soup group, I've got my eyes on you and if you are watching this episode.

Don't force your luck. I warn you. Thank you so much for watching everyone, Rin, the king, Diggity the dog, log out and we'll smell you all in the next episode.