Putting Weird Things In An Ice Cream Maker (Test)

Today we feel the turmoil, let's talk about that mythical good day as a wedding gift. She was giving an ice

cream

mix. I used it once too. I never regretted it. Of course, it wasn't this one. This is the Cuisinart Ice 100, not a sponsor. You can make both ice

cream

and gelato and we will use it to do neither of those

things

. You scream frozen. We all scream about

weird

things

because it's time to put things into things. Edition to make ice cream. Now this puppy doesn't need ice or salt. unlike the one they gave me for my wedding and then I think I gave it to you again.

Oh thanks, they made great ice cream once and then you probably gave it away again. It's very clean for some, yes, and the box. It was still taped, uh, yeah, unused, yeah, uh, all you have to do with this one is take this little bowl here inside, freeze it and then take it out of the freezer and put it in the machine, put the ingredients in and leave it. beat for about 30 minutes. give yourself some ice cream we're not going to do well let's do some things you may remember there was a moment on this very show where we put orange juice and toothpaste that aren't supposed to go together in a coffee

maker

and we discovered It was amazing, that was okay, we're going to do the same thing here, but now it's going to be cold, not hot, and we have this handy dandy look at this camera that we have, oh, come down and this is what I want. say hello to my mom hi mom because she told me that in 2020 she's just hi diane she's just watching the show in the top down camps you send to that feed yeah okay so let's release the uh do you want to, you want to start there, what happened?

I'm going to squeeze the toothpaste mom, I don't have to keep yelling at her oh my God, that's going to be refreshing. This is going to be like a sorbet type situation. It's probably good. Get it all, man. Do that. Do the same. roll, oh god, you're lazy, okay, so let's throw that away, people like me just buy new toothpaste, okay, here we go, oh, you see how the bowl spins, not the spin, the tumbler stands still, oh, the tables have turned. graphic ice cream doesn't know the difference well we'll just sit back and wait for the magic to come to us here we are 30 minutes in the future let's see it boy this is thick.

It got thick, okay, I have some bowls over here and I have a big spoon over here and I also have some little silver spoons, oh, it's a little bit frosty, oh, yeah, because there's no, it looks like cheese, there's no cream in it, like that which has an i. I think it has a sort of sorbet quality to it, it's very fluffy, it has a snow-like consistency, yeah that's what it is, it's like yellow snow, let's eat it, that's how we're going to market it, yellow snow and then when the You try, oh, it's so minty.

I love it, so what it gets you, man, oh man, it's like biting a polar bear. Wow, obviously it's going to vary depending on the type of toothpaste you use. I can't even keep my eyes on the flavor like my eyes want. close because it's so, oh, it's whitening, it's spicy and if you call it yellow snow, people will line up around the block and it also whitens your teeth, no, you're not supposed to do it if you have more toothpaste than you there's on your toothbrush and swallow it, you're supposed to call poison control, I think we're getting that with every bite so far.

I have two calls to poison control, I think when we sell this in the back of Crispy Town or wherever we are. We're selling this stuff, we're going to get like Tom's toothpaste that you can eat all of it and eat it all day or just say you know what, try it and spit it out, yeah, it's not about eating, yeah, it's a

test

, let's say are. It's hot, you're in the sun, wouldn't you like your sunscreen to be cold and refreshing? So over ice cream, yeah, yeah, how come no one has thought of this? , we should discover that we should convert this sports sunscreen lotion compared to banana. boat, so we won't add anything, but look at this, it's a super satisfying squeezing feeling, yes, it has handles, it has handles on the sides, when you grab it, they don't really do anything, the handles are for Diane's tastes. you don't talk to my mom you don't know what my mom doesn't do you don't listen to her mom she likes that sound press now we have to let time take its toll that sounds good to me yeah, let's do it 30 minutes is enough for some ice cream sunscreen uh what is it?

Look, you have like a utensil there. It is frozen? Is that what's happening there? Yeah, he's getting caught up in this one. Oh, wow, look at that look, that look, scratching this, just scratching. It's right there, out there, whoa, is it this horn? Well, here, okay, wait here, just put it on my back right in the middle, oh look, it's like a nugget, you rub the nugget, that nugget is gold, I have it right where you. I've got it right where you can't reach. I mean, that's kind of neat. Oh look, I have a cable. I'm being exposed.

Here I am exposed. Bring my wife. I'm not going to rub your cable. Quick reminder. Head to the mythical kitchen. channel click that bell mythical chef josh is taking edible bowls to new heights by creating a fried tater tot bowl into which to serve his five alarm chili mythical kitchen youtube channel okay bloody mary's , I love them, they don't sound tasty, but they are. What if we turned Bloody Mary into a happy ice cream? Here you go, so start with that tomato juice. I'm going to do it, so let's do a two to one of tomato juice with vodka, so I'll serve twice as fast as you, yeah.

I'm, I'm pouring half of this, that's a lot of vodka, I feel like you know what a little bit is, it's big, I'm sorry too, man, you take that, you know you want to do what's next go ahead and start with some forays. I really guess not? It is the lid that makes the turner stop. Well, who cares? What am I trying to put a lid of vodka on Worcestershire sauce? A little bit of Tabasco tobacco and then what are these hail disks like little olives would do? it would be nasty red in the middle, yeah, pepper is what they call it and then we have some celery that you all still have at home and in case this isn't the mythical cuisine that you don't have, you can just gape like them.

You're stupid, a little bit of celery salt and you put lemon juice in it, yeah man, yeah, I did how much, you put in the perfect amount and then you just put it in, oh, and you let it spin, you hear that sound, oh yeah, I'm begging you to try it. I, okay, so we have a few cups here, but look, it's like watermelon slush and there was a whole olive in it, yeah, I thought that was, see, that's what infuses it. There is another olive that I will have to avoid. Keep trying. Look. that it only has because it doesn't grind things it's a face it's not a it's not a blender it's an ice cream there are the two eyeballs you can animate you can animate a mouth make it say something I'm Bloody Mary oh You've turned me into ice cream, it stinks and you sink it Wow, see, hmm, it's strong, doesn't this already exist somewhere?

Man who will grow hair in his hair. There is somewhere. There has to be somewhere in the world. there's so many slushies it's a damn slushy if you go to uh slushy mary if you go to new orleans you know they have those slushy machines did they have this stevie weren't you with us I don't think it's like the tasty frozen drinks are a thing I mean, I'm sure someone has them, but that's what's annoying about this is the fact that it's tasty. This is what I will say about New Orleans. I love the city, but having a hurricane that was like that. high still didn't make a ghost tour good, you know what I'm saying, it was like it was good in a different way, well, yeah, right, look at that man, he's like lava in a lamp, now I never had a lava lamp because my mom said I could burn your house down she was right take that mom your mom no she doesn't look at the camera up and down oh she I don't keep in touch with her she no my mom looks at her your mom no, so if you look at this thing, it's literally just a box, it's a lid, that's kind of like and then this is warm, but if I take it off it's literally just a bottle, it's a glass bottle with like there's a light bulb underneath that it lights up it's hot it's very hot it's very hot it's very hot pour what's that what's that that's about to come out it's a fruit it's just oil okay, let's get rid of it mom, my hand is burning at least for now mom, my hand is burning, okay, that's a lot, what should I do about it?

Get a band-aid. Okay, just go to the top, huh, keep going, lots of ice cream, oh, there's a coil there. Who knew? We take that we've learned something still hot and then we turn it on, yeah, so let's show this to people, oh my God, it looks like a blueberry cobbler, oh, what is that? That's the globular part here, put it here. throw it in here what is it, it's grease, I'm telling you, I think it's like oil, oh my God, let me pour some of it, let me pour some of the liquid in here, man, it's like Barney's yeast infection, look how familiar you are with.

Barney Well, I just want to say that if you had to guess what the real thing is, can we put it back in the lava lamp? I don't think it's going to give me a headache. 18 inch long neck funnel, look at that, go quick, oh yeah, he definitely got it. in my mouth, it's okay, uh, the yellow part doesn't go down, we've been given two straws, is it working? or yeah, oh, here we go, thigh, I have a rod, oh, look, yeah, put this on this, put this on this, put this here and then. heat it back up and see what happens ok let's wait and see what happens here every night I walk up to my lava lamp and beg it to gurgle for me I say gurgle yellow droppings floating inside if you have a lava lamp no you do it.

Don't do this to him, we've all been there, you just finished heating up your hungry man's frozen dinner and you think I'm not that hungry of a man after all, I think I'll save this for later, I'll save it. for dessert, throw it in the ice cream

maker

, look at that, well I mean it doesn't look very good, but I'm really hungry and I would eat it because I must be a hungry man, give me that fork, neal, here you go, james Oh, that's it. my two half burgers I was calling you by your last name but I'm keeping you guessing man don't forget your mom is looking down from heaven honestly mommy you like the way I'm doing this I mean that's the only thing That sucks.

The heaven is that you only get a top-down shot of what's happening down here. Do we need to put any liquid? Okay, that's firm. I can not do this? So that? If you can figure it out, yes, it won't rotate, so I couldn't figure it out. I want to clarify that my mother is not dead. I know the looking down from the sky thing made it seem that way, but that was it for you. You should have clarified that. Do not play. don't play the hi-hat right now for the last 20 minutes we've been arguing about how her mom isn't dead i know your mom isn't dead i wasn't just saying that looking down from above she's on camera okay?

Oh, everything just came out now, see if you can get everything. All you have to do is an individual piece. What is that shrimp and does it become shrimp? Here's the thigh man, he has like he has lava juice, yeah, no. No, don't use that, that was easy, so I think you just pick it up and bite it like an apple, oh God, oh that's hard, I have some tough meat, but it doesn't taste like you think, maybe it's the brownie. like I'm not biting a rock if you just want to lick your meat you can do that look what you did to the man with the fork your mom isn't proud don't show it to her hey she won't know unless you say that was her perception of death There's nothing wrong with that fork I didn't ruin it she doesn't like it when I ruined the cutlery well I'm just going to remember the lava lamp um I think this is cool um no one wants to know I know I think for every hungry man that There's, uh, who wants to get a little bit more, something that's a little bit cooler, you know, you're in desperate times when you use a hungry man box as a napkin, thank you. for subscribing and clicking that bell you know what time it is hello I'm lisa and I'm hannah we're eating rhett and mike's favorite ice cream and it's time to spin the wheel with the taxi driver right there a handful yeah that's it you believe with a pint of ice cream on top, click the link above to watch us try out ice cream flavored snacks and more mythical goodies and to find out where the willow mythology will land.

It doesn't match her. Well, the idea behind a bread. The bowl, right, is like you're sucking the chili out of it. Why don't people suck chili? That's a strange thing.