Watch Your Mouth (ft. Suzy and Ryan) - Ten Minute Power Hour

*Intro music plays* *Arin clears throat* *silence* Arin: Oh, uh... Welcome to the 10 Minute Power Hour. Dan: Hello! Welcome to the 10 Minute Power Hour! Arin: Uh... My name is Arin. Dan: I'm Dan. Arin: Dan, here... Dan: Hello. Arin: You're Dan. Dan: Yes. Dan: I am. Arin: *laughs* Arin: Yes, yes, Dan? Dan: Sorry, I do it myself... Arin: Well, me too. Dan: ...to be my legally married self. Arin: Oh. *Brief silence* Arin: Dan, do you want to know what we're doing today? Dan: More than anything in this world! Arin: We are having an activity. Dan: What?! Arin: Yeah...

Dan: That's crazy! Arin: Well, first of all I want to mention this... Arin: You can go buy this... This is for sale, right? Suzy: Yes, it's on sale at theyetee.com! Arin: Theyetee.com, it's a KKG t-shirt! Suzy: theyetee.com/kittykatgaming! Arin: It's hunting clothes. Suzy: It's a limited edition summer tank top! Arin: What the fuck? Dan: It's so soft... Arin: Are you touching me? Suzy: I didn't know you brought it today and I'm so touched! Arin: Aww... Suzy: Thanks for using it! Arin: Well, I love you! Suzy: I love you too! Dan: *VOMITING NOISE* Arin: THESE ARE KKG SOCKS ALSO AVAILABLE IN SUZY'S STORE...

Suzy: That was on psychiccircleoddities! Arin: PSYCHICCIRCLEODDITIES.COM! Suzy: This is turning into a... Suzy: ...commercial... I didn't mean for this... Arin: Look, I just wanted to support my damn wife, okay? Suzy: Thank you, thank you. *laughs* Arin: Jesus... Dan: By the way, thanks for not... Uh, getting rid of this today. I really appreciate it. Arin: Yeah, no problem... ...But don't you remember a time when THEY WERE NOT here? *Harp flashback sequence* Arin: They're gone... Because this is a memory. Dan: *gasps* Oh wow! What a goal! Arin: The whole episode is now a memory... ...that I have at the beginning of the episode.

Dan: This is a prequel to the next episode. What is now. Arin: Guess what we're doing today, Dan! Dan: What's up, buddy? Arin: We're making ONE OF THESE! Dan: WATCH YOUR MOUTH! Arin: IT'S CALLED "LOOK AT YOUR MOUTH", BABY! It's what all the kids on YouTube are doing! Dan: Are you telling me that this is THE real "guess what I'm saying with the

mouth

guard party game"? *laughs* Arin: Yes...! Your face- *laughs* You can say phrases like "poopy diapers"! And... "hot beef meatballs!" Dan: And "Bible cooking club"! Both: "Bible reading club." Dan: Sorry, sorry. I mean, I'd go to either one.

Arin: Although, the Bible... the cooking club sounds delicious. Dan: Yeah, engh. *Dan growling* See, this is what happens when you vaporize scissors with memory

power

. Arin: I didn't... They're gone... I REMEMBERED THEM! Dan: OH MY GOD! Thank you. You, Suzy. Suzy: Yes, of course! Arin: Oh, yeah... Dan: I did. I did it. But it's good that we have them! Arin: Ok... *Dan shakes the box* Arin: Wait! Dan! Do you remember a time when the scissors WERE NOT here? *Another harp flashback sequence* Dan: Alright, that's out of the way. Arin: Well, now this is a memory that was inside the memory we just had...

Dan: Yes, my God, it's Inception style. Just a whole stack of questions solely about muppet babies. Arin: This is SHIT right here. This is a bullshit. This is something... Dan: Remember when this WASN'T bullshit? *another flash of harp-* Arin: *laughs* Dan: It didn't work. It didn't work... Hello! And welcome back! The moment has come! Arin: Suzy is on my team... Suzy: That's right. Arin: ...and Ryan is on

your

team. Dan: Right. *high five* Arin: Uhhh, we have to put this in our

mouth

s... Well, whoever is playing does... And then turn this around, which is 60 seconds... I think.

And then, take out a card and... and then say the words. Suzy: It's an earthquake Dan: Tell me when to start. Dan: Oh... Oh. Arin: Is it supposed to be the long ending or the short ending? Suzy: I... I think it goes down... Dan: Okay, just put it in there. Suzy: ...according to the photo. Dan: Ohhh, yeah. Oh, that's sexy. Suzy: Oh, baby... Dan: It's so hot... Suzy: We need

your

teeth whitened. Dan: *laughs* Arin: What do you think? Dan: *laughs more* Arin: Do you think I look sexy? Suzy: Give Ryan a kiss! Ryan: We-we-can... *laughs* *Arin dying* Dan: 3... 2... 1...

COME ON! Arin: Warleeleelaw. (?) *laughs* Suzy: Can you say that again? Arin: Warleeleelaw! (?) *more laughter* Suzy: Am I going to go? Arin: AGH AEHGH WAAR, EOUGHAAAARGH *cough* *laughs* Suzy: Say it, don't spray it, Jesus... Arin: AUGH *even more laughter* Arin: EYOARRRRR *laughs* Suzy: You? Arin: NO *laughs* Arin: WAAAR... EE EEE AUGH... FUCK Arin: Gray caggie grive winnega- *lots of laughter* Arin: Gray caggie grive winnagagos RAYYYYYY Suzy: Ready? Arin: RAYYYYYYYYY *stroke* lego HIXARUEY RAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY Suzy: It's like you're speaking another language... Arin: Wait. Dan: Oh wait, this didn't come out, this- Suzy: BRAVE CABBIES DRIVE WINNEBAGOS... Dan: And the first one was hot meatballs.

Arin: LAAAR GEE HEE HAW Suzy: Oh... It's wet... Alright, good luck, good luck Dan! Arin: I used the s- I uh- this is a smaaw. This is the big one. That's why he kept falling out of my mouth. Dan: Ew! Suzy: Okay, we'll move on to the next round. Dan: Alright, Arin, work on that... Ryan: Augh. Ryan: God. Arin: Over here? Here we go. Dan: Perfect! Dan: How beautiful! Ryan: Thank you. Dan: 3, 2, 1, go! Ryan: Da fahtenning gloree uf a zig zag and shries. Dan: The fattening glory of a Big Mac and fries? Ryan: 100% correct! Dan: YES!

Suzy: What the fuck? Ryan: A fickle jar...whoa, away! Dan: A jar of pickles... Two out of four? Say it again? Ryan: Full... of... lars. Dan: Fu- Oh, a pickle jar full of... Lars? Flies? *RETCH* Ryan: Larsh. Dan: Vomit...? Ryan: Oh yeah... Dan: YES! Arin: FUCK... WHATEVER! This sucks! Ryan: There's a leak... in my chassis. Dan: Is there a leak in my chassis? Ryan: There's a hwaaaspp... Dan: There's a wasp... Both: In... my... Ryan: Chessi. Dan: Chessi. *Ryan's mouthguard flies off* Dan: Bessie. Ryan: SHIT. Dan: AWWWW... Ryan: SORRY! *laughs* Dan: I'm...soaked. Oh, okay, we're done.

We got two points. *angry slams table* Arin: WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAVE TWO POINTS THAT'S SHIT WE'LL DO IT AGAIN COME ON! *panting* Arin: RA RA YEE YA Suzy: ... la la ree la? Arin: RA RA YEE YA Suzy: MAMMA MIA! Arin: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS *claps* Arin: GASH DA DASANI AN USTARD SHEEE Suzy: Come on Arin, work with me here... Both: Come in... The... Pastrami... Both: And... Mustard.. Please ... *NOT CALM* Arin: DIVING HOR ALUININUM HEHHLES Suzy: Diving, and then what? Dan: Time's up. I'm sorry. Suzy: We have two! Danny: Yes! Suzy: We have two! Arin: Hey, we're tied. Dan: What was it?

Ryan: Dude, good job. Suzy: I wouldn't have gotten that anyway. Arín:??? *high five* Suzy: These are so hard... Arin: Brave taxi drivers drive winnebagos. Distant flutists? I'd skip that one. Dan: Yes. Dan: In fact, I'm going to throw up. From hearing Ryan like, slurp. Ryan: ...We're on the same team. Dan: It's probably comfortable. Ryan: I was like putting it on and it was like, it was just... Dan: Oh God... *laughs* Suzy: Dan, don't you want to try putting it on? Ryan: Dan, come on. Dan: It's actually making me really nauseous. Ryan: G-uh, you have to try it.

Suzy: Can we try kids size? Arin: BUP BUP BUP BUP BUP BUP BUP DUT DAT DOO DOO DOO DAT DUT DAT DUT DUT Ryan: A good ree-uh, he just hit my faic! Dan: A thin meatball just hit me in the face... A FLYING meatball just hit me in the face! Ryan: Right! Arin: What the fuck...? Ryan: Ok, that's awesome! Dan: Uh... H-Ha-Harrold the Fabulous? Ryan: Higher up, the owls are fabulous. Dan: The higher laws are fabulous? Ryan: Hello! They're... fabulous- Dan: Fireballs! Fireballs are fabulous. Ryan: Yes! Dan: Okay! Ryan: I want a hay-hee hyack wris! Dan: Do I want the baby back ribs...?

Ryan: I WANT MY HAY-HEE HYACK RIDS Dan: Oh! I want my ribs! Ryan: Haha, wow! Dan: *laughs* Dan: Quick, quick! Ryan: Uh, uh...Hainting in hink pajamas! Dan: Paint-paint in pink pajamas! *Arin freaks out* Ryan: HUMPERNICKEL AND HICKLE SANDWICHES Dan: Pumpernickel and pickle sandwiches! Suzy: This isn't- *Arin gets even more scared* Dan: It's exceptional! Arín: ???? Danny: We're out of time, we're out of time. Our time is over. *clap, clap* Danny: Wow. Arin: He got like 17 points Ryan: ...Ladies. Dan: *laughs* Dan: Final round? Arin: Final round? You are... you are winning. Dan: Are we done? Arin: I can't get over that... *Arin and Ryan sing the Alphabet song beautifully* Arin: Would you still love me if I looked like this?

Suzy: Yes. Arin: Oh. Ryan: That's really nice. Ryan: I'm so happy for you two. Family photo! *camera noises* Dan: Sorry. Suzy: Yeah. Well, I'll just leave. *Ryan falls out of chair* Danny: Wait, aren't you and Ryan going to be... Ryan: I can take this off now, right? Dan: Thanks guys, yeah yeah! Or wear it, whatever you feel comfortable with! Ryan: Do you want it? CLANK Dan: Many thanks to our guests, the lovely Ryan and the beautiful Suzy. As a bonus, we'll see Arin eat some things, uhh, while he's wearing the mouthguard. Which might actually be the most disgusting thing we've ever done on this channel. *We'll be right back* *fighting* Dan: *laughs* *Even more fighting* Dan: Ok, okay, I'll put it further back.

Arin: ??? Dan: This is... ...hard to

watch

... *laughs* *more laughter* Ryan: Have you ever tried giving a dog a pill? *laughs* Dan: Tucker is just shaking his head... Arin: *dying* CRONCH *laughs* *more laughter along with some crackling* Arin: UH UH UHHH SHOOOOOO GOOD Dan: Ok, Arin? They look pretty good. So, let's finish... *squeaking and laughing* Suzy: Oh, no... Suzy: You're doing great. Dan: Tilt your head back and close your throat. Arin: MMMMMM... Arin: MORE!!!!!!!!!!!! Dan: JESUS ​​CHRIST ARIN, FUCK! ALRIGHT! Arin: MOOOOOEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *a pile of candy falls on the table* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *laughs* *more laughter* Arin: I think I maybe ate the equivalent of 2 M&Ms... *laughs* Suzy: Could you look at the floor?

Arin: UH OHHHHH, SPAGHETTI O'S Suzy: ...Who's cleaning this...? Dan: We all do it. Suzy: No... I hope you enjoy the content and the subtitles. Again, thanks for

watch

ing the video and I love you. - Sheep (BINARY: sleep like a pillow facing down)