SML Movie: SQUID GAME

all right class today i'm gonna go around and pass out your test from yesterday and just to let you all know everyone did bad oh no we all did bad dingy dude i can't fail again you must be lying because i know i didn't fail i didn't feel either all right patrick here's your test back you fail oh man here you go roy you fail that's totally not cool and here you go little t you fail oh man obviously you failed jeffy oh man you're telling me all the answers aren't seven and of course you failed bori whatever i didn't even try all right junior hear your test you fail failed my dad's totally gonna ground me ha ha junior you failed shut up penelope and here you go penelope here your test you failed what i've never failed a test in my life this must be a mistake ha ha and joseph here you go here your test you fail oh man well at least i don't have parents to check my grades wow that really does suck for you guys i can't believe i'm the only one in the class who didn't fail is what you did cody here your test fail no no no no i i don't fail no you must have graded this wrong no no no no no no no i was in a rush all right stop your whining crash you all fail which means you're all done come on teacher there must be some extra credit we can do i have to wipe this f off my record you could have at least just given me a big hard d extra credit i'm glad you said that cody because i have a series of

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s we could pray and it's ironic because i'm korean but how would you crash right to play the

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s and the winner of those games gets an a in the crafts for the whole year and no homework no homework for a year games i love games in a for the whole year yes we want okay good everyone wants to pray so the first game we're gonna play who's that who him oh that's my friend he's just cold all the time so he likes to wear a jacket a mask and gloves but anyway why does he have a gun because he's got to stay strapped because the streets are tough but anyway the first game we're going to play is red right green right so what you're going to do is everyone's going to line up at the back of the crafts and when i say green light you're gonna run towards the board but when i say red light you're gonna stop if you're moving when i say red light then you're gonna get eliminated by getting shot with the nerf gun okay and whoever reaches the board is safe but whoever doesn't is eliminated so everyone go to the back of the crash we're about to stop oh man this is so cool all i have to do is win a few games and i get no homework for a year junior don't pretend you're gonna win this i'm gonna get that a this isn't a math game dude this is red light green light it's about who's the fastest yeah dude guys why don't we all work together that way we all get a's shut up pineal baby yeah shut up penelope i'm gonna win this all right let me repeat the rules on green right you run towards the board when i say red right you star if you move on red right you're going to get eliminated with the nerf gun okay let's begin read write super fast dude oh did he just get shot jesus christ dude was just enough bullet i think he's actually dead nobody move anybody moving all right start walking dude no cody you start walking i'm not moving uh jeffy are you gonna move all right that's too dead so far green right right there i made it to the board i'm safe me too me too they do they did some crazy dude i'm so happy to be alive yeah me too all right congratulations crass you finished this round now go back to your desk and get ready for the next game get the dead bodies out of here and get the cookies ready yeah just doing my neighborhood patrol since they took my cop car away wait a minute do i smell burning bodies it smells like it's coming from inside this grill let's take a look jesus christ holy guacamole jinkies how'd that get in there that's not good i should really do something about this instead of opening and closing this grill over and over again okay okay they're already dead but let's think about this okay if i hide behind this grill whoever put the bodies in there will probably come back with more bodies and then i can catch them all right dude i don't want to play this anymore me either it's not worth dying but we have to play so that we all pass yeah i'd rather die than fail oh teacher can we stop playing yeah all right class this is how it works if you don't want to play the games anymore then majority of you have to vote to start playing so there are seven of you so that means four of you have to vote to not play the game anymore so who doesn't want to keep playing i don't want to play anymore you can count me out yeah i don't want to play anymore either but junior isn't your dad going to ground you if you fail i guess you're right when my dad sees my grades he's pretty much going to kill me anyway i guess i'll keep playing uh i don't want to play anymore cause this is too crazy for me uh i don't want to play anymore either cause i'm roy and i'm too cool to play this and i have too much to live for all right crafts that's three people who voted to quit playing you need one more vote in order to stop playing the games jeffy what do you want to do come on dude in the games it's not worth not having homework for a year wait no homework for a whole year i wanna keep playing okay that means we're gonna keep playing these games yes oh you guys shook this isn't worth dying for all right crafts the next game we're gonna pray is called misfortune cookies so if you were to have a cookie in any of these shapes what shape would you pick on the piece of paper in front of you draw the shape of the cookie you would want ooh i want a circle cookie because chips or hoy cookies are circles that's very creative junior ooh i'm gonna do triangle like a christmas tree oh i'm gonna do a square because it reminds me of the box i'm gonna live in when i'm homeless you guys are all picking lame shapes i'm gonna do the star cookie all right i think everyone's done drawing their shapes hey you go pass up the cookies i told you square because it looks like spongebob's queer pants i chose a star because i am one i'm cool ancho's triangle because it looks like the tip of my peepee what the hell is this this is a weird cookie can we eat it no crash you cannot eat the cookie too late all right christ you cannot eat the cookie what you're supposed to do is is cut the shape out of the cookie without breaking the shade if you break the shape you'll get eliminated now come on that's impossible i got the hardest shape yeah my shape's really hard i got the easiest shape mine's easy too dude huh looks like i'm moving to the next round oh where do i even start i did it i did it i did it too great i'm really happy for you guys oh god oh yeah that's not stressful at all i'm doing it okay geez just oh boy oh don't break don't break don't break well i love you ken cody died dude hurry up don't die oh i'm trying i'm trying go poor cody uh mr jacket dude i broke mine can i have another one they killed roy i thought roy was too cool to die come on junior take your cookie out i'll take you out on a date and pull those pigtails i hope your cookie breaks i don't know how i'm gonna do this um teacher i'm done am i allowed to eat the cookie now yes class if you successfully get the shape out you can eat the cookie yes dude i'm hungry i'm not eating this i don't know where it's been oh i don't know how to do this better hurry up junior oh i'm going i'm going um all right class you've got 10 more seconds to get the shape out of the cookie while he's going to blow your brains up hurry dude i'm hurrying no i don't want to mess this up hurry up junior come on i believe in you dude i don't want you to die oh oh oh here he goes i'm gonna try to break it i did i did i did i didn't break it yes dude oh man i wanted it to break oh look i move on to the next round congratulations crass four of you are moving on to the next round all right go get rid of all the dead bodies all right crass we're gonna take a quick break so i can get your next game set up i switch sheets oh guys what do you think the next game is going to be well there's four of us so maybe we'll play four square no dude it's gonna be freeze tag and if you get tagged you die well i think whoever has the shortest winner is gonna die so you can go ahead and shoot me aha you're the one that's been doing this come here all right crafts for the next game you're gonna need to pick a partner so go ahead and choose someone to be partners with pick a partner oh pick me dude i'm your best friend i know joseph but what if the next game is to make a baby i want to be partners with penelope if that's the next game go ahead and shoot me dude that's not going to be the next game we're kids pick me i guess you're right joseph let's be partners yes oh sweet nah that means i get to be partners with a girl with boobies we got this jeffy we're going to win no me and joseph are going to win yeah all right kraft now that you have your partners let's start the next game wait wait where'd my little guy go with the gun oh damn it let me go see where he went yeah all right i took that guy's suit oh man this thing's sick i'm gonna wear it when i go skiing hey what's taking you so long uh i i had to pee you're not supposed to talk come on what all right stay right there shut up is this a classroom okay geez all right chris so the next game we're gonna play is heads or tails so each group is gonna get one corner and then each of you is gonna pick a side either heads or tails and then you're gonna flip that quarter and whatever side the quarter lands on whoever had that side gets to live and the other person gets shot by this guy i'm sorry what all right let's get started oh man joseph i don't want to play this anymore me either dude i thought we were going to be on the same team not going against each other i don't want you to die joseph i don't want you to die dude well let's get this over with what sign you want tails never fails all right well that means well wait wait what side is it i can't see in this mask it's tails so i win oh okay well i'm gonna be honest i don't really know what the hell i'm supposed to do you're supposed to shoot him i won like like with this nerf gun yeah oh okay what's that gonna do jesus christ this is a real gun yeah they make it look like a nerf gun no no no no i'm shutting this down right now all right that's it i'm not playing this game anymore i'm a cop and you're under arrest okay well you see this remote control yeah and you see that suit you're wearing yeah well if i press this button on this remote control that suit will self-destruct well looks like i'm shooting some people that's one all right you better hurry up and flip that coin uh joseph what side do you want decide that'll win uh what side would you choose oh man that's tough i mean it's literally 50 50. so it doesn't really matter well help me choose listen kid if i tell you what side to pick and you pick that one and then you die i'm going to feel bad i'm going to have to live with that on my conscience especially because i'm going to be the one who shoots you well ooh what if we both choose heads yeah if we both choose head they don't land on heads can we both live yeah i like that what if they both pick heads and it lands on heads can they both live you can't do that one's got a big tails and one's got a big heads sorry you heard them you got to pick one of the other oh what if when we flip the quarter it lands on the side of the quarter like it doesn't land on each side yeah what if when they flip it it lands on the side of the coin and not either of the other sides well by the off chance of that happening you flip the corner again you keep flipping it until it lands on the side yeah you heard him you gotta flip it again well what if it never lands on a side what if it keeps landing i think he's gonna insist that it lands on one side or the other okay joseph what side do you want oh i want tails dude what do i want to tails dude i want it first okay how about we flip the quarter to find out who gets tails if you don't flip the quarter right now i'm shooting both of you oh okay i'll be heads okay all right flip the quarters well well well well down to the final two panera what's the next game going to be shut up it's on the ball oh yeah i guess it is i just can't really see too good out of this mask shut your playstation controller face up all right anyway junior on penelope your final game is one round of rock paper scissors you're gonna play that round and whoever loses gets eliminated and the last person standing is the winner you ready junior uh why is your hand in your skirt because i don't want you to see what i picked can i put my hand up your skirt or choose what i want oh just go uh what would you pick listen man you're on your own this time okay uh rock paper scissors shoot ew why does your finger smell like fish oh my god i won wait what is it i can't see in this mask this mask sucks he has paper and i have scissors no no no no this is rock that's not a rock junior yeah it is it's a very flat rock no no okay yeah what are you doing here this is awful oh come on it's not like i signed up for this did you not hear the thing about the suit exploding congratulations panera p you're the winner of

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game i don't know why it's called that but you're the winner so that means you get an a-plus for the rest of the year and no more homework yay congratulations penelope i'm really proud of you thanks dad yeah so just go home and tell your mother that she is a fat cow and tell her to stop eating so much that's why you got divorced dad yeah it is and now i'm gonna go home to my other wife i don't who are like it's just me karen bonnie you suck you yeah why are you dressed like a ninja it's just i i had a thing i had to do well how was your day boydy it i just you know what i really just don't want to talk about it